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Just caught a mouse in my housemates corn flakes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I let the cheeky mouse go in the garden and put the corn flakes back like nothing happened lol

Hope she enjoys her corn flakes as much as the mouse did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you're naughty - she could be ill if she eats mouse poo!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

wow, aren't you kind?

I really hope she doesn't become ill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's a horrible woman so it's karma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope she cleans the toilet with your toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wow, aren't you kind?

I really hope she doesn't become ill."

I was kind to the mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I let the cheeky mouse go in the garden and put the corn flakes back like nothing happened lol

Hope she enjoys her corn flakes as much as the mouse did!

"

Check the cornflakes, because it will be back what's crueler killing a mouse or killing your friend with food poison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salmonella, hantavirus infection to name a few dieases carried by mice. Glad I don't live with you

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"She's a horrible woman so it's karma "

And just what are you stacking up for yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I let the cheeky mouse go in the garden and put the corn flakes back like nothing happened lol

Hope she enjoys her corn flakes as much as the mouse did!

Check the cornflakes, because it will be back what's crueler killing a mouse or killing your friend with food poison. "

She's not my friend!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's nice to find out what people are really like

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Karma indeed you cruel bastard. Could have at least offered the mouse some milk to go with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like "

Haha like I care what people think

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"She's a horrible woman so it's karma

And just what are you stacking up for yourself?

"

the mention of karma always makes me smile in circumstances such as this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

"

If you don't care then why post about it? Were you looking for a chorus of "LAD!" and a pat on the back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's called karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where there's one mouse there are mice.

OP, I'm sure one of the little darlings will have walked its incontinent way across your stuff too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there is no mouse and it's a new take on the "look at me" threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when you used to get decoder rings in cereal boxes...

Now they're giving away free pets.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

"

Ahhh you're not here to meet just post in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

"

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you!

"

Well, I look forward to karma biting you on thr backside then.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I think there is no mouse and it's a new take on the "look at me" threads "

Maybe not but the damage is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Ahhh you're not here to meet just post in the forums "

We are safe we don't have mice or cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where there's one mouse there are mice.

OP, I'm sure one of the little darlings will have walked its incontinent way across your stuff too.

"

Haha I don't mind sharing with a mouse, it was much more friendlier than my housemate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there is no mouse and it's a new take on the "look at me" threads

Maybe not but the damage is done "

Yeah he still sounds like a knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules "

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Ahhh you're not here to meet just post in the forums "

Yeah pretty much.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Where there's one mouse there are mice.

OP, I'm sure one of the little darlings will have walked its incontinent way across your stuff too.

Haha I don't mind sharing with a mouse, it was much more friendlier than my housemate."

Your torso 'face' looks like its whistling in your fifth picture. It's the "it wasn't me" sort of whistling face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people. "

Don't talk bollocks, I put the mouse in the box of corn flakes and told it to take a shit did I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people.

Don't talk bollocks, I put the mouse in the box of corn flakes and told it to take a shit did I!

"

No you didn't throw out the box after though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yawns such a nice guy

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Guys why are you feeding this?

He came to boast yet says he doesn't give a hoot what any of you think.

Just enjoy the rest of your Sunday

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think you're all missing the point here. What was the OP doing in someone else's cornflakes in the first place? The mouse may have been a serial offender. (I really wanted to write it the other way. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I hated someone enough to leave the food and not throw it out I wouldn't be living with them, But it's just probably just the op just trying to put some "humour" in the forums,

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Guys why are you feeding this?

He came to boast yet says he doesn't give a hoot what any of you think.

Just enjoy the rest of your Sunday "

This is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people.

Don't talk bollocks, I put the mouse in the box of corn flakes and told it to take a shit did I!

No you didn't throw out the box after though "

It's not mine to chuck away lol

Plus we don't know the mouse took a shit, this is an assumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tidy up you wouldn't attract mice then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people.

Don't talk bollocks, I put the mouse in the box of corn flakes and told it to take a shit did I!

No you didn't throw out the box after though

It's not mine to chuck away lol

Plus we don't know the mouse took a shit, this is an assumption

"

It definitely has had a piss and some people are ok with watersports so it's fine

Don't worry but can you post a selfy of hoe you look when she eats it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people.

Don't talk bollocks, I put the mouse in the box of corn flakes and told it to take a shit did I!

"

Wouldn't put it past someone like you to do that but in actual fact I wasn't talking to you! That post was for the person referring to placing droppings into her gravy granules. Which is why I quoted and referred to that ladies text. Don't worry I won't be expecting an apology from you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys why are you feeding this?

He came to boast yet says he doesn't give a hoot what any of you think.

Just enjoy the rest of your Sunday

This is true "

Boast about my pet mouse! Yeah lol

That little mouse gets to live another day cause of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people.

Don't talk bollocks, I put the mouse in the box of corn flakes and told it to take a shit did I!

Wouldn't put it past someone like you to do that but in actual fact I wasn't talking to you! That post was for the person referring to placing droppings into her gravy granules. Which is why I quoted and referred to that ladies text. Don't worry I won't be expecting an apology from you. "

Yeah don't hold your breath on that apology.

That person was clearly joking! Jesus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys why are you feeding this?

He came to boast yet says he doesn't give a hoot what any of you think.

Just enjoy the rest of your Sunday "

We're not feeding it. It got into the cornflakes all by itself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nice to find out what people are really like

Haha like I care what people think

Get some mouse crap and put it in her gravy granules

Sure way of getting yourself arrested for intentionally poisoning someone. Jeeze some people.

Don't talk bollocks, I put the mouse in the box of corn flakes and told it to take a shit did I!

No you didn't throw out the box after though

It's not mine to chuck away lol

Plus we don't know the mouse took a shit, this is an assumption

It definitely has had a piss and some people are ok with watersports so it's fine

Don't worry but can you post a selfy of hoe you look when she eats it please "

I think I will be too busy laughing my arse off!

Anyway I'm moving out very soon so won't get to see it unfortunately

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we had two pet mice a few years ago

nice pets but their wee smells bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I let the cheeky mouse go in the garden

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