FabSwingers.com forum: Best way to get rid of sex toys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.

Was sure your not allowed to put normal porn mags in a house hold rubbish collection and guessing it's the same for all the toys. Really not want them falling out the bin an bussing along the street on rubbish day lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.

Take them to the local tip?

I'm sure lovehoney used to accept old toys being sent in for recycling aswell

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a look at lovehoney if it takes batteries you can send it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post the porn to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that fondue set you got as a wedding present what you've never used

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha charity shop.

And our local tip seems top open big bags and suitcase the get thrown in the skip. Wouldn't mind them doing after we left but they pretty on the ball.

Will look into the love honey thing. Wonder if they recycling the parts or sending them to horny women in 3rd world countries lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure someone will be along soon enough asking to come pick the whole lot up. I've always just wrapped up old sex toys and put them out in the rubbish. Never thought there was another way to get rid of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle them and use them as novelty xmas tree decorations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop out side old people's home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury them in your garden? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha maybe ill put a box out somewhere free to collecter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bury them in your garden? Lol"

Oh, put them in a box with the date like a time capsule!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of the night prior to recycling collection, chose a neighbour that you don't like, and hang them decoratively hanging out of their recycling bin, this works best if they are one of the last to leave the house in the morning lol

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Bury them in your garden? Lol"

Should make for an interesting Time Team 3000.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Put them outside someone else's house early doors the morning of the next refuse collection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha I wanna see narration on that time team dig lol.

An sure it would make the bin man's Christmas. U could see the sword fights they will be having.

Buzzing lightsabers at the ready lol x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Put them up in a big cardboard box, wrap up in lovely wrapping paper. Take to a friend's house, under cover of darkness and leave there for them to open on Christmas day. Works best if you can use handwriting other than your own to do the label...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hehe if I had friends that kinky I'd wrap myself up for them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.

Lock them up to a lamp post with a bicycle Lock...they'll soon go

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Things for sale in Northampton"?? On fb....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them to the homeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take em down to the charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of when I moved my sister in law and her boyfriend. They had some furniture to skip, so we took a full chest of drawers to the skip, I emptied the drawer into the general waste skip then threw the drawer in the wood skip. I tipped one drawer out and out flew a massive blackdildo that landed for all to see

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Hehe if I had friends that kinky I'd wrap myself up for them x"

It works best if they are a bit prudish....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Things for sale in Northampton"?? On fb....

Hehe u think I'd get a sale or banned from site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reminds me of when I moved my sister in law and her boyfriend. They had some furniture to skip, so we took a full chest of drawers to the skip, I emptied the drawer into the general waste skip then threw the drawer in the wood skip. I tipped one drawer out and out flew a massive blackdildo that landed for all to see"

We can see them strew all over the place pretty quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give them to the homeless

Hehe it'll keep them.warm at least

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Brazen it out in a car boot sale..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw an old bloke throwing a double ended dildo around for his dog so maybe repurposing is the way ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha I'll sell the dildos as standard chew toys an the vibe as motorised ones

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

put an advert in your local paper

"free hardcore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eBay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe I'll get em on Gumtree lol 1 case of used to breaking point sex toys.

God send while I was pregnant and used throughout the 9 months. Reason for sale they exhausted and need ones with more umph lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dump them in a skip at night time where no one sees you lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them down the swings.

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By *ightyandLeftyCouple
over a year ago

Funtown

"Sure someone will be along soon enough asking to come pick the whole lot up. I've always just wrapped up old sex toys and put them out in the rubbish. Never thought there was another way to get rid of them. "

Same here

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Put them in a communal street bin.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Send them to ISIS/Daesh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave them down the swings. "

That would be 1 fun playground

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May end up smuggling 1 a week into the normally bin. Should be done by 2020 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them Christmas shopping and slip them into unsuspecting people's shopping bags under the cover of the crowds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id just chuck them in the bin - but after eading some posts here my naughty head is in overdrive - who could i embarass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha just stand by the exit and wait for the fun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id just chuck them in the bin - but after eading some posts here my naughty head is in overdrive - who could i embarass "

Lol next bin day could.br very interesting up.and down the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id just chuck them in the bin - but after eading some posts here my naughty head is in overdrive - who could i embarass

Lol next bin day could.br very interesting up.and down the country "

especially if this weather keeps up - bins all over the place here when its wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put all the Porn in a bag and leave it in a hedge.

Many a young guys 1St Porn used to come from these sources.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

if your wife is one of the sex toys, we will have it, xxxxxxx

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Leave the porn in a bus shelter. Like the old days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep them for a few years then take them along to the Antiques Roadshow. They'll have to be in pristine condition though.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Send them to my firm, we're starting to run out of lollypop sticks and rubber bands to repair our cars, i'm sure our transport manager could use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put them in bosse's desk drawer

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.

I don't overthink things. Rubbish: put in plastic bag, put in black bag, fill with household rubbish, put in bin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if your wife is one of the sex toys, we will have it, xxxxxxx

Lol he can't throw me out he wouldn't survive alone but maybe some kind of loan scheme

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave the porn in a bus shelter. Like the old days

Ahh the good old days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ud be surprised how many dirty old men would buy them pmsl

"eBay? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bury them in your garden? Lol

Should make for an interesting Time Team 3000."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam u iv now gotta go tesco tomorow pmsl

"Take them Christmas shopping and slip them into unsuspecting people's shopping bags under the cover of the crowds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put them in a few bin bags and leave out for the bin men, I know someone who would literally boil her old knickers before she would

Put them in the bin. I stopped caring what the neighbours thought of me the moment my old nextdoor neighbour had to use a ladder to get in our house as I forgot the key (he insisted) and climbed in through the window and skidded on a load of porn mags down the side of the bed

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

This has given us a laugh.

Just take em down the tip and hand them out the car window to the worker nearest the exit gate and say these still work mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder what would happen if they were placed at the top of of pile of stuff on a skip - people are always skipraiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put them in a skip turn them on cover them up and hide and watch pmsl film it all u would get 1 of 2 things people would go raiding or someone would call the police lol

"wonder what would happen if they were placed at the top of of pile of stuff on a skip - people are always skipraiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop out side old people's home

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

This is one of the best questions I've seen on Fab in ages .

Jo x

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I'd put them in the neighbours recycle bin during the night ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildos make nice cordpulls for the bathroom ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I'll sell the dildos as standard chew toys an the vibe as motorised ones"

Hmmm is that the difference between a vibrator and dildo I just assumed dido was slang for a vibrator?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha I'll sell the dildos as standard chew toys an the vibe as motorised ones

Hmmm is that the difference between a vibrator and dildo I just assumed dido was slang for a vibrator? "

Humm not sure. I always used word dildo for a manual toy an vibrator for something g wih a motor I it I might be wrong but helps having a different term when I'm getting close and call him to being be a different toy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charity shop"

It's funny you should say that.

Working late one night I was passing a local charity shop and in the window was a blow up cow sex toy.

Run by old biddies they presumably had no idea of its intended use.

I put a note through the door and it was gone in the morning.

Heh!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Sell on eBay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell on eBay

You can buy them me for Xmas

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Give them out at work as secret Santa .

Obviously you'd have to wrap one for your self to avoid suspicion.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Have a garage sale?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Donate it all to your local charity shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give them out at work as secret Santa .

Obviously you'd have to wrap one for your self to avoid suspicion."

This pmsl

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I sent mine to a TV when I posted the same kind of thread a while back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to try a sensible answer here. But every fibre is telling me don't. But waste electrical items need weee(ing) off (yes it's a real thing) I'd say your best bet is to find somewhere with a small domestic appliance bin many local authorities do now. That way you empty it without fear of someone thinking your a perv and the porn can just go in a paper bin. If DVDs and not illegal donate to local swingers club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats sick and wrong

"Leave it all out on the street for children to find?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the advent candle thing they used to do on blue Peter, hang all the toys from it and sell it on eBay as a geriatrics mobile

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Send any used and/or unwashed butt plugs to Tyson Fury.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"thats sick and wrong

Leave it all out on the street for children to find?"

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