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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once fell asleep whilst watching a stage play at the Oxford Playhouse. Not sure how long I slept for but I was really embarrassed when I woke in front row seats and the cast glaring at me. Anyone else had an embarrassing moment of tiredness?

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

I fell asleep in french lessons at school twice. And was snoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an embarrassing moment of tiredness whilst having sex once.............I woke him up and divorced him though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell asleep on a motorbike once and the rumble strip of the hard shoulder woke me up.

next services i got off the bloody thing and crashed out for a couple of hours.

now i take regular breaks on long journeys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fell asleep on a motorbike once and the rumble strip of the hard shoulder woke me up.

next services i got off the bloody thing and crashed out for a couple of hours.

now i take regular breaks on long journeys."
You're a really lucky fella, tiredness when driving is deadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah after that i never did it again.

i stop at most service areas even if its just to get off the bike and have a walk around and go to the toilet.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have a colleague who falls asleep at his puter at work.

He stays bolt up with his eyes closed but to trick us all into thinking he is still awake he makes strange circular motions with his mouse.

I once got everyone in the room while he was sleeping and we all screamed at him at the same time, aaah happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a colleague who falls asleep at his puter at work.

He stays bolt up with his eyes closed but to trick us all into thinking he is still awake he makes strange circular motions with his mouse.

I once got everyone in the room while he was sleeping and we all screamed at him at the same time, aaah happy days

oh you bully!

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

I was invited round to a lady friends for a cup of tea and whatever might follow.

She fell asleep at 9pm, and I left quietly at midnight, wonder what she thought when she woke up in the chair.

although we are still friends!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to fall asleep alot at uni. I went to night classes as i worked full-time and the employment law lecturer was utterly boring and always started the lecture with a long droan about something and i just couldnt help myself.

I used to dribble too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i used to fall asleep alot at uni. I went to night classes as i worked full-time and the employment law lecturer was utterly boring and always started the lecture with a long droan about something and i just couldnt help myself.

I used to dribble too

dribble hahaahahhhhaahaah

now that i gotta see

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I had an embarrassing moment of tiredness whilst having sex once.............I woke him up and divorced him though. "

i find sometimes,when me and mrs saucy are having sex.when i'm really,really hot.she does wake,and give a little moan.

usually,are you nearly done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years ago I heard very loud clattering and screaming.

I JUMPED awake! Everyone around me was clapping like mad so I did it too and sat up straighter.

My daughter next to me said ......oh get lost mother you snored through the entire second half !

I wiped the dribble from my cheek n thought ........oh yeah we went to Les Mis ......

Crap innit ....

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

My old boss had a reputation for falling asleep in his office and in meetings. He was such a brain box that the firm overlooked it.

He was in one meeting and fell asleep. The others in the meeting thought that he must have fallen asleep due to the room being stuffy. So in a bid to wake him up gently, they opened the door and the cool air started circulating.

lol, oh he woke up alright, got up, walked to the door, shut it, went back to his seat and promptly went back to sleep.

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

When daughter was much younger we al went to pictures and within 5 minutes the snoring came from my right Mr Fun already asleep, I kept nudging and waking him to stop him snoring after 4th time, couldn't be arsed and left him to snore alway through the film.

Mrs fun xx (

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Our daughter ones fell a sleep on a bus travelling a cross America with her head on a guys shoulder who she didn't know when she woke up she had dribbled all down the front of him.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

once fell asleep on a plane to spain.. two mates in the row in front said my head was on the shoulder of a lady sat next to me they said i was snoring most of the flight and dribling on her.. i didnt really know what to say to her when i woke..

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Fell asleep in a meeting whilst working during my placement year at uni... had only been there a couple of weeks and so nearly got the sack for that - my boss was absolutely livid!

I've fallen asleep numerous times when I've taken Carambar Jr to the cinema to watch a kids' film... those 3D glasses are ace for hiding it, but the snoring does give it away a bit.

I've also fallen asleep catching the last train from Bath to Bristol and woke up halfway through the Severn Tunnel. They refused to stop the train to let me get off, so I had to stay on until Cardiff. Luckily a friend lived there so I crashed on his sofa for the night then caught the early train back to Bristol.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"yeah after that i never did it again.

i stop at most service areas even if its just to get off the bike and have a walk around and go to the toilet.

In France last year I stopped at services for a kip. Normally, I just put the bike on sidestand, feet on pegs, then lean forward and rest head on tank bag, happy days, no need to even take my lid off.

Unfortunately, the place I stopped this time was on a slight incline, so I could only just get the side stand down (ie. the bike was sitting almost upright, not leaning over on the stand). I fell asleep, then jerked (oo-er) awake with the sensation of falling.... I'd moved and the bike overbalanced.

Managed to leap clear, but it scared the crap out of some poor Frenchwoman who had just walked past!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I fell asleep in french lessons at school twice. And was snoring."
Hope you weren't the teacher....

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