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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

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LocationSalford Lad in the Forest of Dean.

Posted Today, 14:35

Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed supplies his type of blood. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After successful surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman, in appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, free flights for life with Emirates and $100,000.

A few months later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was, again, more than happy to donate more of his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.

He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another car and jewels and the like, I know it sounds mean but I was a bit disappointed with just a thank-you card and a box of chocolates.

To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good !!

That gave me a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little racist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little racist. "

Meh most jokes are !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for making me smile xx

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A little racist. "

You serious??

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Great joke

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

That is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alba gu brath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little racist. "

You are not serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little racist. "

Oh stop trying to find offence where this none

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little racist.

Oh stop trying to find offence where this none "

Let's all just be thankful it wasn't a "there was an English man, and Irish man and a Scottish man joke"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A little racist.

Oh stop trying to find offence where this none

Let's all just be thankful it wasn't a "there was an English man, and Irish man and a Scottish man joke" "

No, not racist. A little stereotypical but very funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little racist.

Oh stop trying to find offence where this none

Let's all just be thankful it wasn't a "there was an English man, and Irish man and a Scottish man joke"

No, not racist. A little stereotypical but very funny. "

I tend to find stereotypes unsurprisingly accurate mostly.

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