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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Police caught two youths, one was eating fireworks, the other was drinking battery acid.

They charged one and let the other off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And here's another

My mum told me that women have teeth in their fannies.

First girl I ever went with asked if I could see any teeth, I said you're kidding with gums like that.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

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