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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went for my morning coffee and realised ive turned into the person i used to dispise.

You know the one, orders a large skinny sugar free caramel latte to go etc etc

I base my sleeping arrangements on getting on with someone over a coffee. But my coffee order has more stipulations than a UN peace agreement

What do you do that you used to think was silly/fussy/not you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never thought id be having my pussy on show on a sex site thats for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was already that person when it comes to coffee if someone else is getting it, just as a test to see if they can remember it all

I've started getting very particular about pens, have been buying my own into work because the office ones are substandard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was already that person when it comes to coffee if someone else is getting it, just as a test to see if they can remember it all

I've started getting very particular about pens, have been buying my own into work because the office ones are substandard "

Yes i am a pen snob too have been for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making an involuntary moan when getting out of a chair. whats that all about??? its something that makes me tut when i hear others do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually turned into my mum. I got as far as licking a tissue to wipe one of the boys faces yesterday and had to stop myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying things are 'too sweet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've actually turned into my mum. I got as far as licking a tissue to wipe one of the boys faces yesterday and had to stop myself."

Done this myself lol

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"I was already that person when it comes to coffee if someone else is getting it, just as a test to see if they can remember it all

I've started getting very particular about pens, have been buying my own into work because the office ones are substandard

Yes i am a pen snob too have been for a while "

Me too. I hate biro's ect as being left-handed I smudge them to buggery. Using a fountain pen makes it more legible too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been getting more and more cynical about politics. I thought I would always be a idealist.

-Courtney

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

I find myself picking up litter that someone has dropped and handing it back with a fake smile and pointing out a bin to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've actually turned into my mum. I got as far as licking a tissue to wipe one of the boys faces yesterday and had to stop myself."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've actually turned into my mum. I got as far as licking a tissue to wipe one of the boys faces yesterday and had to stop myself.

Done this myself lol "

I've been doing this for years, only to wind them up though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that one who always fusses, taking their time making sure their shopping goes in the carrier bag in the right order as the queue grows at the tils, yea that's me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've actually turned into my mum. I got as far as licking a tissue to wipe one of the boys faces yesterday and had to stop myself.

Done this myself lol

I've been doing this for years, only to wind them up though lol "

7 year old got the arse with me and told me to go away and leave him alone. First time ever. It's started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've turned into... a liberal.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I used to loathe caravans/campers on the roads. Getting stuck behind one of those fuckers used to drive me insane.

Then my folks bought a campervan and I took it away for the weekend and I'm not kidding, it made me laugh a lot cause suddenly there I am in this monster truck pootling along with a giant queue of traffic behind me. Then I laughed some more.

Now I don't really mind being stuck behind anyone cause I have those little moments when I'm king of the road in the camper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been getting more and more cynical about politics. I thought I would always be a idealist.

-Courtney"

An idealist...

Grammar pedant here, what has happened to me ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've actually turned into my mum. I got as far as licking a tissue to wipe one of the boys faces yesterday and had to stop myself."

hahaha my grandkids cringe if they see me going near them with a tissue lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And I've just read through the whole thread and I do all of the things you all do (except that spitting on a tissue thing!) and I always have!

I'm particularly anal about my shopping, such the my brother has walked away and left me to it in the supermarket.

I have my own pen always. Work pens have been substandard and not purple since I was at school. I have a lovely fountain pen with a supply of purple ink.

I don't drink shit coffee.

I give dropped litter back to people, I shout at dirty bastards who don't pick up after their dogs, I complain to the council when they get on my nerves.

I make involuntary noises whilst getting out of chairs... mostly at home though cause I have a pretty upright chair at work. I think that's probably a more recent one but the rest... I am actually Victor Meldrew!

And proud!

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

I got married & brought a house lol

Didn't see that one coming at 20 lol J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went for my morning coffee and realised ive turned into the person i used to dispise.

You know the one, orders a large skinny sugar free caramel latte to go etc etc

I base my sleeping arrangements on getting on with someone over a coffee. But my coffee order has more stipulations than a UN peace agreement

What do you do that you used to think was silly/fussy/not you?"

Your buying your own next we go, I'm not standing in Costa asking for that!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Joining this site - there was a time that I looked down on people who have multple sexual partners - now I realise that my distain was my denial; I feel liberated now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been getting more and more cynical about politics. I thought I would always be a idealist.

-Courtney

An idealist...

Grammar pedant here, what has happened to me ?! "

True. But phone keyboards can make such things difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been getting more and more cynical about politics. I thought I would always be a idealist.

-Courtney

An idealist...

Grammar pedant here, what has happened to me ?!

True. But phone keyboards can make such things difficult. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been getting more and more cynical about politics. I thought I would always be a idealist.

-Courtney"

I've gotten a lot more cynical about everything. Age + Experience will do that to a person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went for my morning coffee and realised ive turned into the person i used to dispise.

You know the one, orders a large skinny sugar free caramel latte to go etc etc

I base my sleeping arrangements on getting on with someone over a coffee. But my coffee order has more stipulations than a UN peace agreement

What do you do that you used to think was silly/fussy/not you?

Your buying your own next we go, I'm not standing in Costa asking for that!!"
its my turn ive got a lotalty card now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Joining this site - there was a time that I looked down on people who have multple sexual partners - now I realise that my distain was my denial; I feel liberated now!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying a run of the mill car..teens,20's,30's I had large or fast cars...Now as I approach my 50's... a Ford Focus Diesel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave my bollocks. When I was at Uni in my early 20s a girlfriend suggested I trim the forest I thought wtf??? Now I spend longer shaving my nether regions than my face

But not as long as plucking my ear hair and trimming my nose hair. Where the fuck does that all come from?

I have a theory that the follicles all moved South as I was going bald.

Fookin' body hair, the bane of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've actually turned into my mum. I got as far as licking a tissue to wipe one of the boys faces yesterday and had to stop myself.

Done this myself lol

I've been doing this for years, only to wind them up though lol

7 year old got the arse with me and told me to go away and leave him alone. First time ever. It's started. "

You wait missy!!! It only gets better, promise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to laugh at the old lady,walking down the street,talking to herself. I am that old lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave my bollocks. When I was at Uni in my early 20s a girlfriend suggested I trim the forest I thought wtf??? Now I spend longer shaving my nether regions than my face

But not as long as plucking my ear hair and trimming my nose hair. Where the fuck does that all come from?

I have a theory that the follicles all moved South as I was going bald.

Fookin' body hair, the bane of my life "

That's made my gardening decision for me ..not today !!

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