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"Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?" Mine does! | |||
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"Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer? Mine does! " So does mine! | |||
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"Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer? Mine does! So does mine!" Well aren't you 2 posh | |||
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"Why do some people suffer with farmer Giles " Babies!!! My arse has never been the same since | |||
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"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?" Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? | |||
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"Why do some people suffer with farmer Giles Babies!!! My arse has never been the same since " you give birth through your bum ? | |||
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"Why do some people suffer with farmer Giles Babies!!! My arse has never been the same since you give birth through your bum ? " | |||
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"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?" Why is speech impediment so hard to say? Why is there an 's' in lisp? | |||
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"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Why is speech impediment so hard to say? Why is there an 's' in lisp? " Hilarious xxxx | |||
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"Why arnt planes made out the same metal as the black box" I pondered this once and was told it isn't financially or materially possible | |||
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"What is the speed of dark" Well seeing as darkish the lack of light it would be the same speed | |||
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"Why arnt planes made out the same metal as the black box I pondered this once and was told it isn't financially or materially possible" Or to heavy? | |||
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"Why arnt planes made out the same metal as the black box I pondered this once and was told it isn't financially or materially possible Or to heavy?" That too | |||
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"Why are paper cuts so bloody painful ??? And why do they itch ??? Even the professionals don't know why they itch ha xxxx Most injuries itch as they're healing because a paper cut is a small (although painful) cut one would assume it'll heal quicker therefumaking it itch!" Isn't it the bleach in the paper that stings? | |||
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"Why do birds suddenly appear? Beat me to it!!" Sing it girl x | |||
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"Why are paper cuts so bloody painful ??? And why do they itch ??? Even the professionals don't know why they itch ha xxxx Most injuries itch as they're healing because a paper cut is a small (although painful) cut one would assume it'll heal quicker therefumaking it itch! Isn't it the bleach in the paper that stings? " Could be that too I was just going on logic lol | |||
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"Why are paper cuts so bloody painful ??? And why do they itch ??? Even the professionals don't know why they itch ha xxxx Most injuries itch as they're healing because a paper cut is a small (although painful) cut one would assume it'll heal quicker therefumaking it itch! Isn't it the bleach in the paper that stings? Could be that too I was just going on logic lol " Research is needed....and being done as we speak xxxxx | |||
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"Why do mosquitoes exist??? What purpose??!! Just to eat me??" Oh god no!! that's my job | |||
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"Why are paper cuts so bloody painful ??? And why do they itch ??? Even the professionals don't know why they itch ha xxxx Most injuries itch as they're healing because a paper cut is a small (although painful) cut one would assume it'll heal quicker therefumaking it itch! Isn't it the bleach in the paper that stings? " I'd sooner give birth than get a papercut! | |||
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"Why does milkshake bring all the boys to the yard??" It's milkshake man!! | |||
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"Why does a certain sexy lady on here live so far away " That's a ploy by the train and hotel companies. | |||
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"Why does a certain sexy lady on here live so far away That's a ploy by the train and hotel companies. " The Rotters | |||
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"Why does milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?? It's milkshake man!! " A milkshake man would scare me away | |||
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"Why do mosquitoes exist??? What purpose??!! Just to eat me?? Oh god no!! that's my job " | |||
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"Why are paper cuts so bloody painful ??? And why do they itch ??? Even the professionals don't know why they itch ha xxxx Most injuries itch as they're healing because a paper cut is a small (although painful) cut one would assume it'll heal quicker therefumaking it itch! Isn't it the bleach in the paper that stings? I'd sooner give birth than get a papercut!" Definitely....so there is the proof in that statement, they are bloody painful, thanks miss G xxxx | |||
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"Why are men in adverts portrayed as incompetent idiots?" Reality purposes? | |||
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"Why arnt planes made out the same metal as the black box I pondered this once and was told it isn't financially or materially possible" Weight | |||
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"Why does milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?? It's milkshake man!! " Surely it's the method of delivery? | |||
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"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injection " So they don't get an infection on death and get sued by family haha xxxxx | |||
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"Why do bubbles after a shower, take so long to drain away?, when in a hurry.... " Use deodorant! | |||
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"Why do bubbles after a shower, take so long to drain away?, when in a hurry.... Use deodorant!" Ohh..I've used talc in the past. After a bath, but it creates tlc clouds lol....I may try that next time. I take it a roll on won't work? | |||
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"Why do bubbles after a shower, take so long to drain away?, when in a hurry.... Use deodorant! Ohh..I've used talc in the past. After a bath, but it creates tlc clouds lol....I may try that next time. I take it a roll on won't work? " Auto cucumber....talc! Not tlc haaha clouds filled with tender love and care. How quaint | |||
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"Why do bubbles after a shower, take so long to drain away?, when in a hurry.... Use deodorant! Ohh..I've used talc in the past. After a bath, but it creates tlc clouds lol....I may try that next time. I take it a roll on won't work? " If you roll it around enough | |||
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"Why when applying my make up can I get one eye to look amazing and the other like a child's drawn on my eyelid?!" This! I rarely wear eye makeup now because of it -Courtney | |||
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"Why do I still have half of toblerone left " I'm not there | |||
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"Why does a certain sexy lady on here live so far away " xxxxxx | |||
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"Why does food taste so much nicer when someone else cooks it?" This exactly!! I can cook the same thing and it tastes dreadful! Toast, anyone else makes it, lovely , I make it, tastes like shit! | |||
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"Why does food taste so much nicer when someone else cooks it? This exactly!! I can cook the same thing and it tastes dreadful! Toast, anyone else makes it, lovely , I make it, tastes like shit!" Highly annoying isn't it | |||
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"Why does food that takes hours to cook, just take minutes to eat?" Why does a Christmas dinner take all bloody day?! It's a roast dinner!!! X | |||
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"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Why is speech impediment so hard to say? Why is there an 's' in lisp? " Why are the old ones always the best ones? | |||
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"Why are men in adverts portrayed as incompetent idiots?" Someone else noticed, I'm glad. It really gets on my nerves. | |||
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"Why arnt planes made out the same metal as the black box I pondered this once and was told it isn't financially or materially possible" Black boxes are made out of steel so the shell is fairly cheap but would make a plane ungodly heavy. Plus it wouldn't actually make the plane survive a crash any better (ships are made of steel see how they survive when they hit rocks :p) | |||
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"Have you found any after eight mousses yet " Not yet, no. I will make it my mission for the weekend. What I did find last night was Reeses peanut butter cups in Poundland I'm eating one now in sure and certain knowledge that i won't stop until I've eaten all four | |||
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"Have you found any after eight mousses yet Not yet, no. I will make it my mission for the weekend. What I did find last night was Reeses peanut butter cups in Poundland I'm eating one now in sure and certain knowledge that i won't stop until I've eaten all four " Oh why | |||
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"Post your why questions here Mine is, Why is deodorant so friggin' cold? " why is it that..... ...that when you read certain types of books you end up having weird dreams particularly ranging from showing violence to gruesome murder? | |||
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"why is there a 'd' in fridge, but not refrigerator?" It's "one of those weird little idiosyncrasies". Actually, in the English language, if you did NOT put the "d" in "fridge", the "i" becomes long and you end up with a word pronounced like "frije." In order to keep the short "i" sound of the word "refrigerator", the "d" is placed behind the "i." | |||
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"Why are Mrs Innocents boobies so gorgeous and god damn sexy." | |||
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"Have you found any after eight mousses yet Not yet, no. I will make it my mission for the weekend. What I did find last night was Reeses peanut butter cups in Poundland I'm eating one now in sure and certain knowledge that i won't stop until I've eaten all four Oh why " Why, oh why? | |||
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"Why when in public toilets the new fangled taps only stay on for about 3 seconds, you put soap on your hands and then they don't work again?!" Cos they are taking the piss | |||
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"Why when in public toilets the new fangled taps only stay on for about 3 seconds, you put soap on your hands and then they don't work again?! Cos they are taking the piss " There it is, ladies and gentleman, private parts!! *slow hand clap* | |||
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"Why when in public toilets the new fangled taps only stay on for about 3 seconds, you put soap on your hands and then they don't work again?! Cos they are taking the piss There it is, ladies and gentleman, private parts!! *slow hand clap*" Thats cruel | |||
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"Why when in public toilets the new fangled taps only stay on for about 3 seconds, you put soap on your hands and then they don't work again?! Cos they are taking the piss There it is, ladies and gentleman, private parts!! *slow hand clap* Thats cruel " Forgive me? | |||
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"Post your why questions here Mine is, Why is deodorant so friggin' cold? " Because the propellant has a low boiling point is liquid under pressure then when sprayed evaporate and it's evaporation makes your skin feel cold | |||
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"Why when in public toilets the new fangled taps only stay on for about 3 seconds, you put soap on your hands and then they don't work again?!" Because it's on a cycle and yoy need to use the dryer first then back to water | |||
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"Why are women so addictive? Why are some women so obsessed with shaving off every hair on their bodies except for the hair on their head, which they then obsess over getting into some sort of modern trendy style? And just why am I so obsessed with women and their ways?" Because you want to be one | |||
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"Why does aftershave sting so fucking much when you accidentally get some in your japs eye " Try putting the after shave in your hands then put it on face May be less painful than poring it in your japs then peeing it on your face plus probably a lot let mess Only a idea of course | |||
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"Why does milkshake bring all the boys to the yard??" Mine doesn't.. | |||
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"Why does my cat require my 'permission' to eat? She won't eat until I tickle her behind the ears." Awww that's so cute ^_^ | |||
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"Here's a question... What happened to THE Mysterious Stranger? " That's so sweet of you to care . | |||
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"Here's a question... What happened to THE Mysterious Stranger? That's so sweet of you to care . " No, not you! The HAWT one | |||
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"Here's a question... What happened to THE Mysterious Stranger? That's so sweet of you to care . No, not you! The HAWT one " your such a good boy caring for others | |||
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"Why when in public toilets the new fangled taps only stay on for about 3 seconds, you put soap on your hands and then they don't work again?! Because it's on a cycle and yoy need to use the dryer first then back to water " Over the years of caring for people and having to watch short videos on how to wash your hands I've never seen one yet that has shown a person washing their hands (by the way if you sing happy birthday twice in your head your doing it for the right amount of time ) putting soap on them, drying them, then going back to wash it off | |||
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