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Ladies, what's the strangest thing you've had in your pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just been looking at the Hot Pics and corn on the cob seems popular.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't start this

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A speculum. That reminds me, must book my next smear test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me. "

him joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I ate tea before reading that

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

carrot

cucumber

screwdriver handle

hammer handle

deodorant can (the small thin ones )

decent shaped make-up bottles

end of a thick plastic coathanger

light saber

olive oil bottle

umm.. think thats about it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bannana don't worry it wasn't peeled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just told you, there's no way I'm getting that lettuce out of the salad drawer!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Light sabre.....oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Light sabre.....oh my "

Steve just don't, I have, it was darth mauls too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last guy I met - he was a bit of a weirdo

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"carrot

cucumber

screwdriver handle

hammer handle

deodorant can (the small thin ones )

decent shaped make-up bottles

end of a thick plastic coathanger

light saber

olive oil bottle

umm.. think thats about it.. "

Seperatly or at the same time ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Light sabre.....oh my

Steve just don't, I have, it was darth mauls too "

A double ender....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine. "

Could you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The title of this thread has just had me giggling to myself like a child. For undisclosed reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a nickname at school of twix fix and the boys would sing 'a finger of fudge is just enough to give the boys a treat'...... I really don't know where they got that info from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember going down the shops and buying a selection of sex toy vegetables to try. It was carrot, courgette, cucumber followed by a butternut squash. She struggled with the last one, but it was very thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Light sabre.....oh my

Steve just don't, I have, it was darth mauls too

A double ender.... "

Yep, I still can't look at it in the same light

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Could you ? "

There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A speculum. That reminds me, must book my next smear test."

Crap mine was due July!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just told you, there's no way I'm getting that lettuce out of the salad drawer!"

I once had a lettuce stuck up my bottom, the doctor ask me to bend over while he took a look.

A bit of it fell out onto the floor.

The doctor said "is that all of it"

I said "no, that's just the tip of the iceberg"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Could you ?

There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though."

Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a virgin, I could cum by touching my clit, but I wanted to understand what pleasure could be had from the inside of my vagina. So I took a fork and suck the handle inside myself a few times.

Oddly enough, it didn't do anything for me.

-Courtney

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Mars bar

Banana

Neck of a wine bottle

Courgette (home grown)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Could you ?

There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though.

Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!

"

Wasn't a trumpet. No way those lips could create the correct embouchure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Could you ?

There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though.

Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!

Wasn't a trumpet. No way those lips could create the correct embouchure!"

Piano?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Could you ?

There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though.

Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!

Wasn't a trumpet. No way those lips could create the correct embouchure!"

That's a good word. embouchure. Voules vous embouchure mon Bouche ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A speculum. That reminds me, must book my next smear test."

Oh so must I, thanks for the reminder

Oh and a suction cap pulling out a baby, that good enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine used to work in an A&E clinic in Sweden, over the years he's removed many stuck random objects. One's which come to mind from his various stories are a medium sized tree branch, a flute and one of those wind-up toys you get in Xmas crackers.....

Kinky buggers the Swedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a virgin, I could cum by touching my clit, but I wanted to understand what pleasure could be had from the inside of my vagina. So I took a fork and suck the handle inside myself a few times.

Oddly enough, it didn't do anything for me.

-Courtney"

Yep that's pretty much how the banana got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those multi coloured ice lollies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine. "

Was it a recorder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police mans extendable baton

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder? "

One of them was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex...lol"

Fuck I'm lmfao!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm speaking on behalf of other women, but the answer should probably be me. Not your average guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was. "

I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was. "

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police mans extendable baton "

One of those metal cosh things?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a virgin, I could cum by touching my clit, but I wanted to understand what pleasure could be had from the inside of my vagina. So I took a fork and suck the handle inside myself a few times.

Oddly enough, it didn't do anything for me.

-Courtney

Yep that's pretty much how the banana got there "

Curiosity is a wonderful thing!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex...lol

Fuck I'm lmfao!!!! "

Duh I forgot this one too!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument? "

Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police mans extendable baton

One of those metal cosh things?! "

One with a side handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?

Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique."

Which end of the vibraslap??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police mans extendable baton

One of those metal cosh things?!

One with a side handle. "

I do hope he wasn't on duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"carrot

cucumber

screwdriver handle

hammer handle

deodorant can (the small thin ones )

decent shaped make-up bottles

end of a thick plastic coathanger

light saber

olive oil bottle

umm.. think thats about it.. "

That sounds awfully like my last shopping list!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?

Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique.

Which end of the vibraslap?? "

The ball end. Hence why it didn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?

Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique."

Can I now, in advance for when the highlights of the year thread comes out in a few weeks, put my vote for quote of the year in for "musique cuntique"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was. "

English Horn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder "

Try the other hole!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I've just told you, there's no way I'm getting that lettuce out of the salad drawer!

I once had a lettuce stuck up my bottom, the doctor ask me to bend over while he took a look.

A bit of it fell out onto the floor.

The doctor said "is that all of it"

I said "no, that's just the tip of the iceberg""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder

Try the other hole! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bat lol a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder

Try the other hole! "

It was more innocent times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?

Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique.

Can I now, in advance for when the highlights of the year thread comes out in a few weeks, put my vote for quote of the year in for "musique cuntique" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder

Try the other hole!

It was more innocent times! "

Anybody posting on this thread who claims to be innocent is clearly lying to themselves lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always fancied getting a dildo shaped ice tray and trying that out

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

It was this wrinkly thing which became smaller and smaller until I lost interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has nobody mentioned a hairbrush yet? Just me? Ok...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I've always fancied getting a dildo shaped ice tray and trying that out "

we, actually i made one using a sleeve from a dildo and forgot to take it out of the freezer until our then 7 year old asked if there was any ice for his squash..

cue panic and dash to get there before him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has nobody mentioned a hairbrush yet? Just me? Ok... "

Which end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always fancied getting a dildo shaped ice tray and trying that out

we, actually i made one using a sleeve from a dildo and forgot to take it out of the freezer until our then 7 year old asked if there was any ice for his squash..

cue panic and dash to get there before him.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been looking at the Hot Pics and corn on the cob seems popular. "

I love corn on the cob...and with the ever-more imaginative ways some resteraunts serve things these days, how much longer before this method catches on...?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It was this wrinkly thing which became smaller and smaller until I lost interest"

Benjamin Button..?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"I've just been looking at the Hot Pics and corn on the cob seems popular. "

You have far too much free time

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I've always fancied getting a dildo shaped ice tray and trying that out

we, actually i made one using a sleeve from a dildo and forgot to take it out of the freezer until our then 7 year old asked if there was any ice for his squash..

cue panic and dash to get there before him..

"

yep..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Has nobody mentioned a hairbrush yet? Just me? Ok... "

That's one thing pretty much every woman is meant to have tried but I never thought to. I have used a paddle brush for nefarious purposes, but on another part of my anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has nobody mentioned a hairbrush yet? Just me? Ok... "

It's the natural progression from using one as a microphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this one time, at band camp.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has nobody mentioned a hairbrush yet? Just me? Ok... "

I know a little old lady (or did God rest her soul)

She was a bit 'frisky' still shall we say and one day when I was round there helping her to bed, I found a comb in a place combs shouldn't be

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument? "

A Ukelillet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman who was the reasoning behind this thread completely mistook the phrase five fruit and veg a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuppa lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might try a marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might try a marrow "

Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"There was this one time, at band camp..... "

My eldest goes to band camp... I finally cracked & explained why everyone laughed when he said where he was going!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might try a marrow

Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!"

I'll be keeping a very close eye on the picture challenge...lol.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I might try a marrow

Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!"

Is that even possible???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lady who can fit a marrow up her instantly rules me out

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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago

Whetstone

Wow there are certainly a few objects I would never have conserved would be inserted into a vagina, come on girls us men are interested keep posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The title of this thread has just had me giggling to myself like a child. For undisclosed reasons "

Ditto!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Keeping very quiet

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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago

Whetstone

I think you should split Kinky xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pushed a miniature human out of mine. Twice!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Nothing weird...am a good girl me

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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago

Whetstone

Pleasure and pain on the human then x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A dildo in the shape of a crucifix..

Not at all strange after reading some of the posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might try a marrow

Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!

Is that even possible??? "

There was a pic a short while ago of a lady with a marrow inserted.

Up her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies and gents if I could get a marrow up my foof the pictures would go global not just on fab coz I'd go in for the Guinness book of records

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might try a marrow

Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!

Is that even possible???

There was a pic a short while ago of a lady with a marrow inserted.

Up her arse. "

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I might try a marrow

Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!

Is that even possible???

There was a pic a short while ago of a lady with a marrow inserted.

Up her arse. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!! "

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!"

Jellied eel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!"

Pumpkin pie?

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"I've just told you, there's no way I'm getting that lettuce out of the salad drawer!

I once had a lettuce stuck up my bottom, the doctor ask me to bend over while he took a look.

A bit of it fell out onto the floor.

The doctor said "is that all of it"

I said "no, that's just the tip of the iceberg""

That joke is a little Gem!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I really like seeing unusual and large toys being used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!"

There may be sliced cucumber in the mix....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband's pretty Fucking strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?"

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w"

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w"

That's a classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.."

No lol it's the mighty boosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..

No lol it's the mighty boosh! "

Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..

No lol it's the mighty boosh!

Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..

No lol it's the mighty boosh!

Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all "

Would we start meeting again for him?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..

No lol it's the mighty boosh!

Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all

Would we start meeting again for him?!"

Depends if you would become bi again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!

Why, you're not having marrow are you?!

Jellied eel?

Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..

No lol it's the mighty boosh!

Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all

Would we start meeting again for him?!

Depends if you would become bi again "

Id go bi for noel especially if he comes with brian molko...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.

Was it a recorder?

One of them was.

So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?

Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique."

A cheap piccolo joke would be so far short of the prevailing standards right now.

..otherwise I would.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I pushed a miniature human out of mine. Twice! "

How did it get back in?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pushed a miniature human out of mine. Twice!

How did it get back in????? "

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I pushed a miniature human out of mine. Twice!

How did it get back in?????

"

I wish mine had been miniature!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Brightonsteve

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Brightonsteve "

Do you think I ought to turn the heating on? I'm a bit cold.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Brightonsteve

Do you think I ought to turn the heating on? I'm a bit cold. "
I can tell its only taking half a hand to cover your boy bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for someone to comment on women disrespecting themselves with dildos........

Some of you will recall.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I pushed a miniature human out of mine. Twice!

How did it get back in?????

I wish mine had been

miniature!! "

My first came out with the use of forceps - and they're pretty big!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Brightonsteve

Do you think I ought to turn the heating on? I'm a bit cold. "

Save you're money and come round mine and don't forget the vegetables lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

[Removed by poster at 02/12/15 23:26:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pushed a miniature human out of mine. Twice! "

I did too.. 4 times. I'm a glutton for punishment

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By *andyrasklesCouple
over a year ago

fucksville north wales


"Ladies and gents if I could get a marrow up my foof the pictures would go global not just on fab coz I'd go in for the Guinness book of records "

Surely that would qualify for the worlds strangest world records

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Ours once sicked up a string tail off a catnip mousey toy we bought it, so I guess that's probably the strangest thing that's ever been in my pussy.

Jacky

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't think this post is funny but then maybe I am ovary acting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I don't think this post is funny but then maybe I am ovary acting!

"

To be fair it did start ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been looking at the Hot Pics and corn on the cob seems popular. "

My ex husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lady who can fit a marrow up her instantly rules me out "

To be fair if a marrow was used, would any fella want to go in there for a few days

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"Any lady who can fit a marrow up her instantly rules me out

To be fair if a marrow was used, would any fella want to go in there for a few days "

Alone? I'd want company and a rope to pull me out if I got into trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lady who can fit a marrow up her instantly rules me out

To be fair if a marrow was used, would any fella want to go in there for a few days

Alone? I'd want company and a rope to pull me out if I got into trouble."

It's ok, if you did venture inside the black hole, I'm pretty sure one of us would have a rope round your cock, just incase you got lost

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

The gear stick of a mk1 Ford Escort! while having a bit of car fun

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