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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??

This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?

And is this method of hair removal painless ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quickest way to remove ya nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally. *sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"quickest way to remove ya nuts "

I think the amount may be critical ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??

This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?

And is this method of hair removal painless ?? "

Think PD has a barrel full at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

He's Guy Fucks, not Guy Fawkes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol"

Still got mine !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol

Still got mine ! "

can of hair spray and a lighter dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol

Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude "

Sounds easier , any particular make ?

Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blowtorch any good to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??

This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?

And is this method of hair removal painless ??

Think PD has a barrel full at home"

Maybe so... but he's err... busy tonight lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"blowtorch any good to you?"

Hows a blobjob gonna get rid of unwanted fuzz ??

Ahh blowtorch , that makes more sense !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol

Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude

Sounds easier , any particular make ?

Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray ! "

cossack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol

Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude

Sounds easier , any particular make ?

Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray ! cossack "

Right , I'm ready to try ! Got a bucket of water ready , and some baby oil for any sore bits !

Will Hai Karate or Brut take the sting away after ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blue stratos is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless... "

PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Magic powder, and leave it on for 30 min for best effect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes "

I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shame on you..tut.

Well if your not going to take good advice...flounces hair and storms off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes

I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ?? "

what a terrible thing to say, as if we would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes

I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??

what a terrible thing to say, as if we would "

bloody cheek, innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes

I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??

what a terrible thing to say, as if we would

bloody cheek, innit!"

Im so hurt Ruby, i feel like crying

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

I can make you gunpowder if you like. Its pretty simple with sulphur, salt petre and charcoal, but be careful or you will frazzle your sacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol

Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude

Sounds easier , any particular make ?

Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray ! cossack

Right , I'm ready to try ! Got a bucket of water ready , and some baby oil for any sore bits !

Will Hai Karate or Brut take the sting away after ? "

brut will do it get some one to strap you down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes

I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??

what a terrible thing to say, as if we would

bloody cheek, innit!

Im so hurt Ruby, i feel like crying "

Ok, to stop you crying , I'll try !

Got some tweezers somewhere !

This could take a while !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes

I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??

what a terrible thing to say, as if we would

bloody cheek, innit!

Im so hurt Ruby, i feel like crying

Ok, to stop you crying , I'll try !

Got some tweezers somewhere !

This could take a while ! "

pics please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless... "

FFS , I thought you said painless ???

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

FFS , I thought you said painless ??? "

~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

FFS , I thought you said painless ???

~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?"

I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Is it some sort of hair remover? Your not meant to light it are you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

FFS , I thought you said painless ???

~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?

I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? "

thinly dude then go for it at the same time use slow mo camera and then post it on u/tube youll go down a storm will you be doing crack and sack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or get some nice lady to gently wax it all off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it some sort of hair remover? Your not meant to light it are you???"

Yeh if you don't light it , the buggers don't go anywhere ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

FFS , I thought you said painless ???

~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?

I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? thinly dude then go for it at the same time use slow mo camera and then post it on u/tube youll go down a storm will you be doing crack and sack?"

Yeh was gonna do the whole lot !

If it works well , gonna do chest n legs too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

FFS , I thought you said painless ???

~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?

I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? "

pile it up...you need loads

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By *ragon1Woman
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless... "

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

nasty.... just nasty but very VERY funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

nasty.... just nasty but very VERY funny "

shhhhhhhhhh, ffs....repeat after me...IT IS PAINLESS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

FFS , I thought you said painless ???

~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?

I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? thinly dude then go for it at the same time use slow mo camera and then post it on u/tube youll go down a storm will you be doing crack and sack?

Yeh was gonna do the whole lot !

If it works well , gonna do chest n legs too ! "

then your looking at a flame thrower dude ill see what i can do

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling


"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??

This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?

And is this method of hair removal painless ?? "

depends how much hair u have lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I have an epilator going free if you wanna borrow it Dipsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or get some nice lady to gently wax it all off"

Wax , do you set fire to it ??

Your not Ruby , in disguise are ya ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rub dog food all over you and get a couple of pitbulls to sort you out that works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or get some nice lady to gently wax it all off

Wax , do you set fire to it ??

Your not Ruby , in disguise are ya ? "

warm wax then let it cool...easy peasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or get some nice lady to gently wax it all off

Wax , do you set fire to it ??

Your not Ruby , in disguise are ya ? "

OI...I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an epilator going free if you wanna borrow it Dipsy "

Wait a minute !!!

I just googled epilate ! Painless , rip the buggers roots out !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an epilator going free if you wanna borrow it Dipsy

Wait a minute !!!

I just googled epilate ! Painless , rip the buggers roots out !! "

Sniggers...opps

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By *ragon1Woman
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

nasty.... just nasty but very VERY funny

shhhhhhhhhh, ffs....repeat after me...IT IS PAINLESS! "

It is painless it is painless it is painless

*giggles in corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive tried this after asking dear ruby it works dude but i advise you chomp on a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive tried this after asking dear ruby it works dude but i advise you chomp on a bit "

I think dear Ruby , was set up by some evil psychotic posse ! Thank god they have disbanded !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not possee but all the same evil but with a twist..you always go back for more...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xxxx..u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok , just got of the phone to NHS direct , after they stopped laughing , they advised to sit in a bowl of salt water , and after healing to seek alternative method !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh and DO NOT use brut on burns !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and DO NOT use brut on burns !! "

I did tell you to use blue stratos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and DO NOT use brut on burns !!

I did tell you to use blue stratos!"

I ran out Saturday , getting ready for the local discotheque !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an epilator going free if you wanna borrow it Dipsy

Wait a minute !!!

I just googled epilate ! Painless , rip the buggers roots out !! "

hehehehehehehehe sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and DO NOT use brut on burns !!

I did tell you to use blue stratos!

I ran out Saturday , getting ready for the local discotheque ! "

sod off you have boxes of it in your shed! Don't even try and deny you ordered in bulk once you knew it may be discontinued. Ffs you have been drinking it again haven't you..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and DO NOT use brut on burns !!

I did tell you to use blue stratos!

I ran out Saturday , getting ready for the local discotheque !

sod off you have boxes of it in your shed! Don't even try and deny you ordered in bulk once you knew it may be discontinued. Ffs you have been drinking it again haven't you.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

"

the aftershave cocktail know as the knicker dropper eh...lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

"

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on the mixture you either made em laugh or cry... it was the bit in between that made em pass out you had to get right.... sighs, 'the gool ol days'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depending on the mixture you either made em laugh or cry... it was the bit in between that made em pass out you had to get right.... sighs, 'the gool ol days' "

I may be able to get my hands on a box or 3 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depending on the mixture you either made em laugh or cry... it was the bit in between that made em pass out you had to get right.... sighs, 'the gool ol days'

I may be able to get my hands on a box or 3 !"

It was you in the queue at the Woolworths clear out eh... pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ? "

try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ? "

No... at parties now I just smother myself in Mrs Notts... If I can't pull a staright Bird I usually get the left overs from the kinkier chicks.. Mmmm Result lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. "

Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

No... at parties now I just smother myself in Mrs Notts... If I can't pull a staright Bird I usually get the left overs from the kinkier chicks.. Mmmm Result lol.."

Now that would work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore ! "

you should move onto silver spandex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !

you should move onto silver spandex "

who are you ? Have you been stalking me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !

you should move onto silver spandex who are you ? Have you been stalking me ? "

its me...suzythestalkingshaftsplittingsadist....I see that handjob behind the pally wasnt very memorable....I was the one watching you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !

you should move onto silver spandex who are you ? Have you been stalking me ?

its me...suzythestalkingshaftsplittingsadist....I see that handjob behind the pally wasnt very memorable....I was the one watching you."

stop making me laugh , my crusty bits keep cracking !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???

I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...

Does that mean it doesn't work now ?

try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !

you should move onto silver spandex who are you ? Have you been stalking me ?

its me...suzythestalkingshaftsplittingsadist....I see that handjob behind the pally wasnt very memorable....I was the one watching you.stop making me laugh , my crusty bits keep cracking ! "

Ahhh you went for the blowjob as well...told you he was a scabby sod.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FFS , you weren't supposed to say that ! the gunpowder trick was my cover up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS , you weren't supposed to say that ! the gunpowder trick was my cover up ! "

oopsss my bag..oh no sorry...yours lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!"

but it is all the other side of the bathroom now though, isnt it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??

This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?

And is this method of hair removal painless ?? "

How about going to boots get some veet not sure how too spell it but friend has now started that on hairs around his bits ,, lol i asked if it hurt he said only if he leves it on too long ,, lol jo xxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!"

you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises

to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...

makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window

kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....

simples ....enjoy

pd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!

you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises

to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...

makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window

kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....

simples ....enjoy

pd

"

FFS , why didn't you post that yesterday ?

I've spent all day in A&E , having the piss took out of me !

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!

you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises

to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...

makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window

kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....

simples ....enjoy

pd

FFS , why didn't you post that yesterday ?

I've spent all day in A&E , having the piss took out of me ! "

Damn, why dont i work in A&E....LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!

you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises

to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...

makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window

kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....

simples ....enjoy

pd

FFS , why didn't you post that yesterday ?

I've spent all day in A&E , having the piss took out of me !

Damn, why dont i work in A&E....LOL"

Didn't you get a call , thought everybody had popped in for a look !

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is ace , gonna try each method to see which works best ! obviously when the swellin n corn flakes have healed !

Next will be the flame thrower !

Wish me luck ..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works."

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?"

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???

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over a year ago


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???"

This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???"

assisting a man to self immolation must be an offence somewhere ...hope he has a decent fire extinguisher handy ...

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash "

LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash

LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea."

thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash

LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.

thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ...."

well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation.

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over a year ago

I've had an idea !!

You know how people walk on hot coals without burning their feet ! hehe

wheres that bloody BBQ !

Oh yeh , back later !

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I've had an idea !!

You know how people walk on hot coals without burning their feet ! hehe

wheres that bloody BBQ !

Oh yeh , back later !"

Oi i say DON'T do it so no solicitors letters here about your BBQ'd nads!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash

LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.

thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....

well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation."

omg who is ting tong ....pmsl

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash

LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.

thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....

well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation.

omg who is ting tong ....pmsl "

I keep forgetting what your orang-outang is called as you haven put her pic on here or introduced her.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash

LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.

thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....

well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation.

omg who is ting tong ....pmsl

I keep forgetting what your orang-outang is called as you haven put her pic on here or introduced her."

i sponsor her and her name is munchi to nice to put on here ...sorry mate i know you would cream if you saw her

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"There is far better option.

BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.

errrm isnt that actually napalm .....

point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?

Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.

Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash

LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.

thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....

well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation.

omg who is ting tong ....pmsl

I keep forgetting what your orang-outang is called as you haven put her pic on here or introduced her.

i sponsor her and her name is munchi to nice to put on here ...sorry mate i know you would cream if you saw her "

I worry about your ability to find a orang-outang desirable. As a matter of interest when was your last eye test?

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