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By *omPeeping OP   Man
over a year ago

ossett

Just read a comical status from a female, it sounded like one hell of an excuse to not meet.

Whats the best one, someone gave you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me my face didn't match my body and I should have blonde hair so he changed his mind about meeting me lol

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By *omPeeping OP   Man
over a year ago

ossett

Haha what an excuse. A man's dog drop a bone on his toes and broke them. That was an excuse the women put on her status lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha what an excuse. A man's dog drop a bone on his toes and broke them. That was an excuse the women put on her status lol "

Could've been a dinosaur bone I guess lol

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"Haha what an excuse. A man's dog drop a bone on his toes and broke them. That was an excuse the women put on her status lol "

Hate to say it but I have experience of this happening. It could be true

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By *omPeeping OP   Man
over a year ago

ossett


"Haha what an excuse. A man's dog drop a bone on his toes and broke them. That was an excuse the women put on her status lol

Hate to say it but I have experience of this happening. It could be true "

Initial was true, I'd be too embarrassed about it. A d said XT trouble lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Once told a lecturer I was late (again) as I had been unavoidably detained by a freak yachting accident.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Just read a comical status from a female, it sounded like one hell of an excuse to not meet.

Whats the best one, someone gave you?? "

Flash flu at 9 in the morning; atleast it was 12 hours notice

The weeks of telephone calls, "what are you wearing?" text messages, should have alerted me

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By *omPeeping OP   Man
over a year ago

ossett


"Just read a comical status from a female, it sounded like one hell of an excuse to not meet.

Whats the best one, someone gave you??

Flash flu at 9 in the morning; atleast it was 12 hours notice

Was u going to be wearing your police outfit? Stupid to miss out wasn't he

The weeks of telephone calls, "what are you wearing?" text messages, should have alerted me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would actually work for us.

He's also eaten the slippers, the attachments for the vac, several sponges, a shoes or two and a teddy.

Welcome to owning a sausage dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This would actually work for us.

He's also eaten the slippers, the attachments for the vac, several sponges, a shoes or two and a teddy.

Welcome to owning a sausage dog

"

Why do people always refer to a dachshund as a sausage dog? My daughter thought that was their real name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once told us 2 hours before a meet that he was at the hospital because his grandfather died so he couldn't make the meet.

He had a veri from a single woman the next day. I hope she enjoyed the funeral

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This would actually work for us.

He's also eaten the slippers, the attachments for the vac, several sponges, a shoes or two and a teddy.

Welcome to owning a sausage dog

Why do people always refer to a dachshund as a sausage dog? My daughter thought that was their real name "

I have several names for him, the hound, sausage, hund, 4 paws....all before his actually name which is George.

Most people pronounce it dash-hound anyway, i revert to sausage dog a lot because I've had plenty people say what's a dachshund.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Just read a comical status from a female, it sounded like one hell of an excuse to not meet.

Whats the best one, someone gave you??

Flash flu at 9 in the morning; atleast it was 12 hours notice

Was u going to be wearing your police outfit? Stupid to miss out wasn't he

The weeks of telephone calls, "what are you wearing?" text messages, should have alerted me"

It comes with a pair of handcuffs

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By *omPeeping OP   Man
over a year ago

ossett


"Just read a comical status from a female, it sounded like one hell of an excuse to not meet.

Whats the best one, someone gave you??

Flash flu at 9 in the morning; atleast it was 12 hours notice

Was u going to be wearing your police outfit? Stupid to miss out wasn't he

The weeks of telephone calls, "what are you wearing?" text messages, should have alerted me

It comes with a pair of handcuffs "

Well I've been bad. Hand cuff me

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Just read a comical status from a female, it sounded like one hell of an excuse to not meet.

Whats the best one, someone gave you??

Flash flu at 9 in the morning; atleast it was 12 hours notice

Was u going to be wearing your police outfit? Stupid to miss out wasn't he

The weeks of telephone calls, "what are you wearing?" text messages, should have alerted me

It comes with a pair of handcuffs "

Now those cuffs do sound exciting. Restrain me please

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Just read a comical status from a female, it sounded like one hell of an excuse to not meet.

Whats the best one, someone gave you??

Flash flu at 9 in the morning; atleast it was 12 hours notice

Was u going to be wearing your police outfit? Stupid to miss out wasn't he

The weeks of telephone calls, "what are you wearing?" text messages, should have alerted me

It comes with a pair of handcuffs

Now those cuffs do sound exciting. Restrain me please "

I'll mail you the cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha what an excuse. A man's dog drop a bone on his toes and broke them. That was an excuse the women put on her status lol "

As the owner of an enthusiastic labrador...

... that doesn't sound made up.

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