FabSwingers.com forum: Fuckage

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a social meet but I got ditched for that "fuckage" Ed Byrne.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a social meet but I got ditched for that "fuckage" Ed Byrne....."

Are you still bringing that up

Next time your around I will take you for fuckage

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's a new one on me.

Sounds like a unit of measurement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a new one on me.

Sounds like a unit of measurement."

Has Joe had his portion of fuckage today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure. I just checked the fabswingers lexicon and it sais its a noun of fuckable

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's a good word.

I use 'herbage' for 'herbs'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure. I just checked the fabswingers lexicon and it sais its a noun of fuckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a social meet but I got ditched for that "fuckage" Ed Byrne.....

Are you still bringing that up

Next time your around I will take you for fuckage

Yes lol it's destroyed me for life....

Sounds like a nice way to spend an afternoon lol having a "fuckage"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping to get out tonight, but I've got to get the fuckage done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ivy got a fuckage of a cold Vara

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a social meet but I got ditched for that "fuckage" Ed Byrne.....

Are you still bringing that up

Next time your around I will take you for fuckage

Yes lol it's destroyed me for life....

Sounds like a nice way to spend an afternoon lol having a "fuckage" "

Hahaha usually people say I've scarred them after they have met me for fuckage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ivy got a fuckage of a cold Vara

Well that's just not cricket hope your back feeling tip top and ready for fuckage soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a social meet but I got ditched for that "fuckage" Ed Byrne.....

Are you still bringing that up

Next time your around I will take you for fuckage

Yes lol it's destroyed me for life....

Sounds like a nice way to spend an afternoon lol having a "fuckage"

Hahaha usually people say I've scarred them after they have met me for fuckage

Now there's a thought.....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's in the Urban Dictionary

fuckage

when nothing goes your way; everything you touch turns to shit

Today has been total fuckage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I add 'age' to many words: boobage, cakage

, herbage etc. Fuckage is now added to my vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ivy got a fuckage of a cold Vara

Well that's just not cricket hope your back feeling tip top and ready for fuckage soon

Cricket!? I've not heard this expression before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis the season for a Festive Fuckage...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ivy got a fuckage of a cold Vara

Well that's just not cricket hope your back feeling tip top and ready for fuckage soon

Cricket!? I've not heard this expression before

Say it in a posh accent Armstrong and miller style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I add 'age' to many words: boobage, cakage

, herbage etc. Fuckage is now added to my vocabulary

I do too...same ones as you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I add 'age' to many words: boobage, cakage

, herbage etc. Fuckage is now added to my vocabulary

Your welcome it's my mission to expand your vocabage

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"That's a new one on me.

Sounds like a unit of measurement.

Has Joe had his portion of fuckage today?

Actually, no, I have not.

*stomps about in a huff*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a new one on me.

Sounds like a unit of measurement.

Has Joe had his portion of fuckage today?

Actually, no, I have not.

*stomps about in a huff*"

Someone give Joe his fuckage please or we are all for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

I'm planning on having some serious fuckage at the weekend!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

I'm planning on having some serious fuckage at the weekend!!!!

Oooo errr misus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ivy got a fuckage of a cold Vara

Well that's just not cricket hope your back feeling tip top and ready for fuckage soon

Cricket!? I've not heard this expression before

Say it in a posh accent Armstrong and miller style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

I'm planning on having some serious fuckage at the weekend!!!!

Oooo errr misus

Assuming I can remember what to do. It's been a while!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

I'm planning on having some serious fuckage at the weekend!!!!

Oooo errr misus

Assuming I can remember what to do. It's been a while!!!!

If happily provide a tutorial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

I'm planning on having some serious fuckage at the weekend!!!!

Oooo errr misus

Assuming I can remember what to do. It's been a while!!!!

If happily provide a tutorial

Shame ur so far away hun

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I just thought she had really tight jeans and beutiful camel toe .... Turned out she had major fuckage instead

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Work was going well today until the boss decided to have a managerial fuckage and morale plummeted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just thought she had really tight jeans and beutiful camel toe .... Turned out she had major fuckage instead

Love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just thought she had really tight jeans and beutiful camel toe .... Turned out she had major fuckage instead

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I couldn't give a fuckage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still feeling rather fuckage, my head still hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i so carnt wait on my next fuckage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still feeling rather fuckage, my head still hurts

Was it self inflicted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still feeling rather fuckage, my head still hurts

Was it self inflicted?

I wish it was, been feeling crap since yesterday morning! Total fuckage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still feeling rather fuckage, my head still hurts

Was it self inflicted?

I wish it was, been feeling crap since yesterday morning! Total fuckage!"

Awwww hun *boobage cuddle* xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still feeling rather fuckage, my head still hurts

Was it self inflicted?

I wish it was, been feeling crap since yesterday morning! Total fuckage!

Awwww hun *boobage cuddle* xx"

I love big boobage

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Stuck at work...tied up with all sorts of fuckage that just dropped on my desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckage- fucking older people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still feeling rather fuckage, my head still hurts

Was it self inflicted?

I wish it was, been feeling crap since yesterday morning! Total fuckage!

Awwww hun *boobage cuddle* xx"

Feel better already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still feeling rather fuckage, my head still hurts

Was it self inflicted?

I wish it was, been feeling crap since yesterday morning! Total fuckage!

Awwww hun *boobage cuddle* xx

I love big boobage "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuckage- fucking older people

how old we talking?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I would love some fuckage but everyone I meet seems to be full of twatage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckage- fucking older people

how old we talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love some fuckage but everyone I meet seems to be full of twatage

There's another new word!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fancy a fuckage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

Sounds like the sort of word to describe when you're waiting for your parcel from Love Honey to arrive....as in I'm waiting for my fuckage to arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuckage

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love some fuckage but everyone I meet seems to be full of twatage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuckage

Again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant to say I could really do with some good outdoor fuckage, but it's fudging cold!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I had my first ever conversation with the big big boss at work... 12 years after I started working here and I said 'bewbage' in the second sentence. I waited 12 years for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuckage

Sorry washing my hair.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I meant to say I could really do with some good outdoor fuckage, but it's fudging cold! "

Not if you do it properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had my first ever conversation with the big big boss at work... 12 years after I started working here and I said 'bewbage' in the second sentence. I waited 12 years for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meant to say I could really do with some good outdoor fuckage, but it's fudging cold!

Not if you do it properly

How true

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Just put a red dye on my dark brown hair to give it a reddish brown tint.., im pretty sure its going ginger!!

Oh fuckage!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you say it posh like fuckaaaage or short like fuckadge? This influences how I would use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you say it posh like fuckaaaage or short like fuckadge? This influences how I would use it

Up to you I will take two examples please carol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a walk in the woods with the pooch the batteries in my headlamp ran out and it was f*ckage dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people say I should calm down a bit at my age, and I say " Fuck-age".

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I had to deal with a tosspot at work inflicting his fuckage on me.

God, it's been ages since I had some decent fuckage. Bring. It. On.

Two usages, both acceptable. And I say it short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you say it posh like fuckaaaage or short like fuckadge? This influences how I would use it

Up to you I will take two examples please carol

I'd say fuckaaage in a kind of Leslie Phillips way e.g. "a little fuckage this morning, darling" (potential alternative to fancy a fuck as an opening message).

Fuckadge is more like "what a load of fuckage" which is a good description of most of what I've had to sort out at work today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you say it posh like fuckaaaage or short like fuckadge? This influences how I would use it

Up to you I will take two examples please carol

I'd say fuckaaage in a kind of Leslie Phillips way e.g. "a little fuckage this morning, darling" (potential alternative to fancy a fuck as an opening message).

Fuckadge is more like "what a load of fuckage" which is a good description of most of what I've had to sort out at work today."

Leslie Phillips, tee hee, " well hellooooooo..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you say it posh like fuckaaaage or short like fuckadge? This influences how I would use it

Up to you I will take two examples please carol

I'd say fuckaaage in a kind of Leslie Phillips way e.g. "a little fuckage this morning, darling" (potential alternative to fancy a fuck as an opening message).

Fuckadge is more like "what a load of fuckage" which is a good description of most of what I've had to sort out at work today.

Leslie Phillips, tee hee, " well hellooooooo..."

I had to google who I meant to remind myself of his name because I nearly put Leslie Grantham which is a whole different ball game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you say it posh like fuckaaaage or short like fuckadge? This influences how I would use it

Up to you I will take two examples please carol

I'd say fuckaaage in a kind of Leslie Phillips way e.g. "a little fuckage this morning, darling" (potential alternative to fancy a fuck as an opening message).

Fuckadge is more like "what a load of fuckage" which is a good description of most of what I've had to sort out at work today."

When you put it like that an Peter saying fancy a fuckage rather than fuck I'd probably reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don't get some good fuckage soon I'll go fuckaging mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a pile of fuckage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckage- fucking older people

how old we talking?

Think about it fuck- age.

Its all relative.

I get young men wanting fuck- age from me all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it I always end up sleeping in the fuckage?

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

Last Saturday I had plenty of fuckages (Does it work plural as well?)!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fuckage always makes meals taste better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

Last Saturday I had plenty of fuckages (Does it work plural as well?)!!

I don't see why not let's go fuckage crazy and have plural fuckage

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Is it not a word? If not why not?!

"It's Tuesday and I'd like some fuckage" Use it in a sentence below...just for my entertainment

Last Saturday I had plenty of fuckages (Does it work plural as well?)!!

I don't see why not let's go fuckage crazy and have plural fuckage

Fuckage crazy I like the sound of esp imagining multiple fuckages involving you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gary Glitter had his own idea of the fuckage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fuckage in this club is totes amazeballs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On holiday I stuff my clothes into my luggage and something else into my fuckage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On holiday I stuff my clothes into my luggage and something else into my fuckage. "

What goes in your fuckage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is any body else here looking for fuckage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is any body else here looking for fuckage?"

No there just here for the free biscuits

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Is any body else here looking for fuckage?

No there just here for the free biscuits

I want haribo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is any body else here looking for fuckage?

No there just here for the free biscuits

I want haribo"

Take on shags at your own risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

You sure he's not trying to peek down your top??!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

You sure he's not trying to peek down your top??!?!

Oh maybe but he did stop when I typed the above post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

Or to look down your top! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

You sure he's not trying to peek down your top??!?!

Oh maybe but he did stop when I typed the above post

Morning man sat next to Vara. You ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

You sure he's not trying to peek down your top??!?!

Oh maybe but he did stop when I typed the above post

Haha - you rumbled the fuckage!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

You sure he's not trying to peek down your top??!?!

Oh maybe but he did stop when I typed the above post

Morning man sat next to Vara. You ok?"

He looks grumpy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fuckage on the bus next to me keeps blatantly leaning over and trying to see my phone..

You sure he's not trying to peek down your top??!?!

Oh maybe but he did stop when I typed the above post

Haha - you rumbled the fuckage!!

Just call me fuckage finder

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Considering the amount of fuckery that had gone on in the last year Belle said last nights fuckage was the best fuck she had had.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Considering the amount of fuckery that had gone on in the last year Belle said last nights fuckage was the best fuck she had had. "

Last night I had the worst fuckage I've ever had. Belleville give back my mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother of a fuckage cough/cold is getting better (yay)

First day out of this fuckage house for 4 days so fuckage hallelujah

Enjoy you're fuckage day V

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mother of a fuckage cough/cold is getting better (yay)

First day out of this fuckage house for 4 days so fuckage hallelujah

Enjoy you're fuckage day V

Ah at last multiple fuckages I will have a brilliant day.

I found my fuckage belt so my jeans won't fall down and my fuckage gym kit a good day so far.

Glad your feeling better xx

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