FabSwingers.com forum: When you get one of those messages...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just look gob smacked !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm getting a lot of weird messages at the moment...I don't bother reading half of them now..

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Most of those get deleted unopened. I have a knack. Good morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a good way or a bad way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you promise to answer one il stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of those get deleted unopened. I have a knack. Good morning xx

Morning it was the last line so I didn't see it coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you promise to answer one il stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a good way or a bad way?

Oh just kinky just not a request I expected lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Shall I stop then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a good way or a bad way?

Oh just kinky just not a request I expected lol"

Alright... now I'm curious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Shall I stop then?

You stop? Mr I've heard a rumour we always stop before you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmon you just have to spill the beans now LoL let us all in on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cmon you just have to spill the beans now LoL let us all in on it

I don't think I'm allowed on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if someone could stick a Cactus up me

, I mean I like pricks but FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got asked if someone could stick a Cactus up me

, I mean I like pricks but FFS

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the last few days I have had foot fetishits, doms and celebrity look a like comments, not forgetting the please flog me your dirty keks messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cmon you just have to spill the beans now LoL let us all in on it

I don't think I'm allowed on here

It wasn't anything to do with your "time of the month" was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the last few days I have had foot fetishits, doms and celebrity look a like comments, not forgetting the please flog me your dirty keks messages!"

A bit of variety for the Christmas period it's like a kinky Christmas advent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cmon you just have to spill the beans now LoL let us all in on it

I don't think I'm allowed on here

It wasn't anything to do with your "time of the month" was it?

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

"I got asked if someone could stick a Cactus up me

, I mean I like pricks but FFS

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chuckles

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I know the ones had a few "holy shit!" moments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know the ones had a few "holy shit!" moments

I just can't find any words to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the ones had a few "holy shit!" moments

I just can't find any words to reply

"
Has Mark asked you to go to a Newcastle match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know the ones had a few "holy shit!" moments

I just can't find any words to reply

Has Mark asked you to go to a Newcastle match

Nope unfortunately not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

Holy shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

Holy shit

And potentially dressing up as one I have a hat

I get so turned on when I hear the phrase

Who's that trip trapping over my bridge

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

Holy shit

And potentially dressing up as one I have a hat

I get so turned on when I hear the phrase

Who's that trip trapping over my bridge

Lol

Errrrm about that meet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

Holy shit

And potentially dressing up as one I have a hat

I get so turned on when I hear the phrase

Who's that trip trapping over my bridge

Lol

Errrrm about that meet....

Giggle ok squirrels in hats and tux lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

Holy shit

And potentially dressing up as one I have a hat

I get so turned on when I hear the phrase

Who's that trip trapping over my bridge

Lol

Errrrm about that meet....

Giggle ok squirrels in hats and tux lol

Someone help!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be the season to be extra weird, message wise

I just look at the 1st line, it's usually enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Sorry, I won't make you wear the Rudolph outfit then. Can I still wear the elf one though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cmon you just have to spill the beans now LoL let us all in on it

I don't think I'm allowed on here

It wasn't anything to do with your "time of the month" was it?

So, not the same message I got recently then that made me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Sorry, I won't make you wear the Rudolph outfit then. Can I still wear the elf one though?"

Pmsl you can if you just want a wank??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the ones had a few "holy shit!" moments

I just can't find any words to reply

Has Mark asked you to go to a Newcastle match

I'd go with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cmon you just have to spill the beans now LoL let us all in on it

I don't think I'm allowed on here

It wasn't anything to do with your "time of the month" was it?

So, not the same message I got recently then that made me

Sounds like I got off lightly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must be the season to be extra weird, message wise

I just look at the 1st line, it's usually enough!!"

Ah the first line was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop moaning woman...some peeps don't even get a message let alone ONE of those messaged...always a show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop moaning woman...some peeps don't even get a message let alone ONE of those messaged...always a show off

Haha hahaha love it

hey it woke me up. Always a positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop moaning woman...some peeps don't even get a message let alone ONE of those messaged...always a show off

Haha hahaha love it

hey it woke me up. Always a positive

From most negatives you can find a positive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop moaning woman...some peeps don't even get a message let alone ONE of those messaged...always a show off

Haha hahaha love it

hey it woke me up. Always a positive

From most negatives you can find a positive

There's usually something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering to do odd jobs in the nude. Pay to watch her in the bath. Old nickers for cash. We have had a few.

we have had one a few times " can I ask a question?"

So I reply you just have and don't usually get a reply back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the last few days I have had foot fetishits, doms and celebrity look a like comments, not forgetting the please flog me your dirty keks messages!

A bit of variety for the Christmas period it's like a kinky Christmas advent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few recently that seem to think I'm merely a wank sock. Desperate to get them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all"

Shave your legs and pop a short skirt and some shoes on. You get messages from guys, girls and couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Shave your legs and pop a short skirt and some shoes on. You get messages from guys, girls and couples.

Have you seen my legs!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all"

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

Holy shit

And potentially dressing up as one I have a hat

I get so turned on when I hear the phrase

Who's that trip trapping over my bridge

Lol

Errrrm about that meet....

Giggle ok squirrels in hats and tux lol

Someone help!!

Someone get Taff's pills please!

Ooh I feel like I'm missing out since putting up all my message filters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I said was what's your views on goats !!!

Holy shit

And potentially dressing up as one I have a hat

I get so turned on when I hear the phrase

Who's that trip trapping over my bridge

Lol

Errrrm about that meet....

Giggle ok squirrels in hats and tux lol

Someone help!!

Someone get Taff's pills please!

Ooh I feel like I'm missing out since putting up all my message filters!

Take em down once a week like me. Entertainment purposes and the odd meet slips in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Shave your legs and pop a short skirt and some shoes on. You get messages from guys, girls and couples.

Have you seen my legs!!! "

Mine aren't anything special..... Heels do wonders for them. Try it. You may just like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Shave your legs and pop a short skirt and some shoes on. You get messages from guys, girls and couples.

Have you seen my legs!!!

Mine aren't anything special..... Heels do wonders for them. Try it. You may just like it

Ha ha not my thing each to their own plus your legs are miles better than mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?"

It's took me 10 years before I found em comfy. I usually wear flats but heels do wonders

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That's strange because although not weird I've had two main themes of messages in the last week.

First is from guys who have *seen* me around for years but only decide to get in touch/back in touch this week and the other is *omg your not 50* messages.

I even commented on it to one of my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?

It's took me 10 years before I found em comfy. I usually wear flats but heels do wonders

I naturally walk on the front part of my foot rather than my heel so I think that may be way high heels are so easy/comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's strange because although not weird I've had two main themes of messages in the last week.

First is from guys who have *seen* me around for years but only decide to get in touch/back in touch this week and the other is *omg your not 50* messages.

I even commented on it to one of my friends

But you dont look 50, and i suppose us guys have to put something in our messages

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"That's strange because although not weird I've had two main themes of messages in the last week.

First is from guys who have *seen* me around for years but only decide to get in touch/back in touch this week and the other is *omg your not 50* messages.

I even commented on it to one of my friends

But you dont look 50, and i suppose us guys have to put something in our messages"
thankyou, but its gone from the odd one to quite a few a day in the space of a week that's the strange bit. I'm not complaining just thought it strange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?

It's took me 10 years before I found em comfy. I usually wear flats but heels do wonders

I naturally walk on the front part of my foot rather than my heel so I think that may be way high heels are so easy/comfy. "

Yes I walk on my heel I've been told. Your probably right. I wore my tallest ones to a wedding all day Sunday and kept them on felt fine at the end of the day. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of those get deleted unopened. I have a knack. Good morning xx

Morning it was the last line so I didn't see it coming

it cant be at the bottom of the heap though - more than one line of message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of those get deleted unopened. I have a knack. Good morning xx

Morning it was the last line so I didn't see it coming

it cant be at the bottom of the heap though - more than one line of message

Let's just say I haven't deleted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay I do apologise, it was a little on the kinky side, I must admit.

....So how about we try without the chicken then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way to stop werid messages, revamp your profile!! I've had probably 6 actual new messages since yesterday afternoon, it's been great!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting asked to be a porn star at the minute although I've had hi mummy, will you change my nappy as I wank and offers of money for certain 'Services' oh and knickers i was offered £120 for them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?

It's took me 10 years before I found em comfy. I usually wear flats but heels do wonders

I naturally walk on the front part of my foot rather than my heel so I think that may be way high heels are so easy/comfy. "

I wore heels for the first time in ages on Friday evening.

Last year, I wore the same pair, danced in them all night and my feet were fine.

This year, just walking down the road in them and my feet were killing me. I had to take them off and walk in my hold ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of those get deleted unopened. I have a knack. Good morning xx

Morning it was the last line so I didn't see it coming

it cant be at the bottom of the heap though - more than one line of message

Let's just say I haven't deleted it

oh i say

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I keep getting asked to be a porn star at the minute although I've had hi mummy, will you change my nappy as I wank and offers of money for certain 'Services' oh and knickers i was offered £120 for them..

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?

It's took me 10 years before I found em comfy. I usually wear flats but heels do wonders

I naturally walk on the front part of my foot rather than my heel so I think that may be way high heels are so easy/comfy.

I wore heels for the first time in ages on Friday evening.

Last year, I wore the same pair, danced in them all night and my feet were fine.

This year, just walking down the road in them and my feet were killing me. I had to take them off and walk in my hold ups

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I find if they have a bit on a wedge at the front there comfier. New look sounds cheap but I swear they are so comfy and they do wide fit

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over a year ago

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

OK.. Have you got your packed lunch and did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha omg mines so tame compared to these, I'm so vanilla lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One way to stop werid messages, revamp your profile!! I've had probably 6 actual new messages since yesterday afternoon, it's been great!!

I did it says only women

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Is that

in a good way or a bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get messages that make my eyes go

and if I get a reply it normally say Hi fuck off, I'm thinking of changing my name by deed poll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the last few days I have had foot fetishits, doms and celebrity look a like comments, not forgetting the please flog me your dirty keks messages!"

pretty sure that dirty pants guy spammed the forum users...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha omg mines so tame compared to these, I'm so vanilla lol

there are strange ones around I mean we can never unseen these messages.. Do people actually think it's acceptable to send them to a random stranger.. Well apparently they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get that weirder messages on here but once it moves over to kik or something then it gets werid!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

What are these things 'messages' you speak of.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

OK.. Have you got your packed lunch and did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

Packed lunch - yep, was my hands after having a pee pee - what the hacks all that about? Younger muvers! what do they know????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

OK.. Have you got your packed lunch and did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

Packed lunch - yep, was my hands after having a pee pee - what the hacks all that about? Younger muvers! what do they know????"

Right you're grounded.. No phone, computer, laptop or tablet for a week young man and less of your back chat

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

I had a message back in my early days asking me if I would meet to lick up the cum from a wife's pussy after the hubby had cum in her...I was kinda like

...err no, not quite my bag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?

It's took me 10 years before I found em comfy. I usually wear flats but heels do wonders

I naturally walk on the front part of my foot rather than my heel so I think that may be way high heels are so easy/comfy.

I wore heels for the first time in ages on Friday evening.

Last year, I wore the same pair, danced in them all night and my feet were fine.

This year, just walking down the road in them and my feet were killing me. I had to take them off and walk in my hold ups

I find if they have a bit on a wedge at the front there comfier. New look sounds cheap but I swear they are so comfy and they do wide fit

i swear by new look shoes - can almost buy without trying on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete, block, move on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Is that

in a good way or a bad?"

I'm yet to decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least you get messages most guys dont get any at all

Rossi are you willing to fulfill his request? I will let him know. Always said you were giving

Alas vara my legs arnt my greatest asset and as for womens shoes! How do you walk in them?

It's took me 10 years before I found em comfy. I usually wear flats but heels do wonders

I naturally walk on the front part of my foot rather than my heel so I think that may be way high heels are so easy/comfy.

I wore heels for the first time in ages on Friday evening.

Last year, I wore the same pair, danced in them all night and my feet were fine.

This year, just walking down the road in them and my feet were killing me. I had to take them off and walk in my hold ups

I find if they have a bit on a wedge at the front there comfier. New look sounds cheap but I swear they are so comfy and they do wide fit

i swear by new look shoes - can almost buy without trying on "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a message back in my early days asking me if I would meet to lick up the cum from a wife's pussy after the hubby had cum in her...I was kinda like

...err no, not quite my bag lol"

Yeah I guess to some it's not that kinky but somethings still surprise me haha

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Delete, block, move on

for sure don't give them a second look

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

OK.. Have you got your packed lunch and did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

Packed lunch - yep, was my hands after having a pee pee - what the hacks all that about? Younger muvers! what do they know????

Right you're grounded.. No phone, computer, laptop or tablet for a week young man and less of your back chat"

Harsh! - I hate you - I'm going to run away now - can I have a tenner for a Mac Ds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

OK.. Have you got your packed lunch and did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

Packed lunch - yep, was my hands after having a pee pee - what the hacks all that about? Younger muvers! what do they know????

Right you're grounded.. No phone, computer, laptop or tablet for a week young man and less of your back chat

Harsh! - I hate you - I'm going to run away now - can I have a tenner for a Mac Ds?

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someone's found their inner child

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over a year ago

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

OK.. Have you got your packed lunch and did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

Packed lunch - yep, was my hands after having a pee pee - what the hacks all that about? Younger muvers! what do they know????

Right you're grounded.. No phone, computer, laptop or tablet for a week young man and less of your back chat

Harsh! - I hate you - I'm going to run away now - can I have a tenner for a Mac Ds?

someone's found their inner child

i know - can almost see the sulky face and hear the feet stomping and doors banging

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Forward all the knicker buyers to Ben he might make a profit on his birthday challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forward all the knicker buyers to Ben he might make a profit on his birthday challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Mummy, can you make me breafast and give me £2 for my bus fare?

OK.. Have you got your packed lunch and did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

Packed lunch - yep, was my hands after having a pee pee - what the hacks all that about? Younger muvers! what do they know????

Right you're grounded.. No phone, computer, laptop or tablet for a week young man and less of your back chat

Harsh! - I hate you - I'm going to run away now - can I have a tenner for a Mac Ds?

no you can have pea and sprout soup! And you're going no where I've locked the doors and windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good job I don't have kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone help!!

Someone get Taff's pills please!

Ooh I feel like I'm missing out since putting up all my message filters!

Take em down once a week like me. Entertainment purposes and the odd meet slips in

I like your thinking! Nice one vara!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone help!!

Someone get Taff's pills please!

Ooh I feel like I'm missing out since putting up all my message filters!

Take em down once a week like me. Entertainment purposes and the odd meet slips in

I like your thinking! Nice one vara!

Your quite welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baaaaaa !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's strange because although not weird I've had two main themes of messages in the last week.

First is from guys who have *seen* me around for years but only decide to get in touch/back in touch this week and the other is *omg your not 50* messages.

I even commented on it to one of my friends

But you dont look 50, and i suppose us guys have to put something in our messagesthankyou, but its gone from the odd one to quite a few a day in the space of a week that's the strange bit. I'm not complaining just thought it strange"

Diamonds, I reckon there's been a meeting in the platinum members forum where they've been swapping tips on sending a more successful message!!! And this is all they've come up with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why people moan about messages received. Delete block carry on. If it's annoying you, do what i did. Block everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baaaaaa !!

Didn't someone give you your pills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baaaaaa !!

Didn't someone give you your pills?

Its more of an all over body wash rubbed in and absorbed , its called sheep dip

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baaaaaa !!

Didn't someone give you your pills?

Its more of an all over body wash rubbed in and absorbed , its called sheep dip

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

....let me guess it had something to do with some kind of extreme sexual act or maybe something disgusting or over the top/inappropriate eh?

whatever it was made you go from this

to this

after reading it...

either that or maybe it's some person who recognises you from real life and it's made you a little spooked..

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

either that or some picture was shared or way too much information was given which caught you off guard and possibly made you a bit sick reading it..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I had one the other day where a middle-aged woman offered me her 21 yr-old step-daughter's used knickers.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I had one the other day where a middle-aged woman offered me her 21 yr-old step-daughter's used knickers.

in the chat rooms when I was on webcam I had some northern irish guy tell me he was into asian guys and that he always wanted to watch one take a shit...

...no I'm not kidding or making this up that is by far the most disturbing thing i've been messaged about on here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

....let me guess it had something to do with some kind of extreme sexual act or maybe something disgusting or over the top/inappropriate eh?

whatever it was made you go from this

to this

after reading it...

either that or maybe it's some person who recognises you from real life and it's made you a little spooked.."

A sexual act that from that person surprised me I'm pretty vanilla

isn't that uncommon for me yet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message makes me go

I think I may have just caused someone to go

too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any message makes me go

I think I may have just caused someone to go

too

Lucky them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any message makes me go

I think I may have just caused someone to go

too

Lucky them

Nope just replied to the thread privately by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy start telling me how he fantasized about his sister.

I was like

*block*

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

A sexual act that from that person surprised me I'm pretty vanilla

isn't that uncommon for me yet..

maybe you should have just trolled em in return for a bit of fun to mess with em a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a guy start telling me how he fantasized about his sister.

I was like

*block*"

Yes I've had a similar one once made me a bit

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get! "

Don't I though

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

Don't I though

okay I'll leave the milking machine from the farm next door behind too, - & that's my final 'tempting' offer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

Don't I though

okay I'll leave the milking machine from the farm next door behind too, - & that's my final 'tempting' offer!

But that was for you

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

Don't I though

okay I'll leave the milking machine from the farm next door behind too, - & that's my final 'tempting' offer!

But that was for you

Well I did say that I'd a novel way of being milked.............. After a roll in the hay.

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

Don't I though

okay I'll leave the milking machine from the farm next door behind too, - & that's my final 'tempting' offer!

But that was for you

Well I did say that I'd a novel way of being milked.............. After a roll in the hay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

Don't I though

okay I'll leave the milking machine from the farm next door behind too, - & that's my final 'tempting' offer!

But that was for you

Well I did say that I'd a novel way of being milked.............. After a roll in the hay.

damn, I just went to type 'another' outrageous proposition privately, - but this time I'm gonna need a sex change!

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

Don't I though

okay I'll leave the milking machine from the farm next door behind too, - & that's my final 'tempting' offer!

But that was for you

Well I did say that I'd a novel way of being milked.............. After a roll in the hay.

damn, I just went to type 'another' outrageous proposition privately, - but this time I'm gonna need a sex change!

Hahaha just wear some heels for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Okay then, I've already ruled out the chicken, how about if I leave out the inflatable sheep too, - would you reconsider?

Tempting

you play ssssoooooooo hard to get!

Don't I though

okay I'll leave the milking machine from the farm next door behind too, - & that's my final 'tempting' offer!

But that was for you

Well I did say that I'd a novel way of being milked.............. After a roll in the hay.

damn, I just went to type 'another' outrageous proposition privately, - but this time I'm gonna need a sex change!

Hahaha just wear some heels for me?

Done deal, - get your coat, you've scored!!

....have 3/4" heels, will travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99% of messages I get are nonsense and deleted

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over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You literally have no words to reply to.. my eyes are still

"
most block .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly what you mean. The last couple of weeks have made me

several times. It's as if there's something in the air

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over a year ago

"I know exactly what you mean. The last couple of weeks have made me

several times. It's as if there's something in the air

Meant to add that I've never blocked so many people in such a short space of time.

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over a year ago

"I know exactly what you mean. The last couple of weeks have made me

several times. It's as if there's something in the air

Meant to add that I've never blocked so many people in such a short space of time. "

Maybe they think at Christmas we should be more giving

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"I know exactly what you mean. The last couple of weeks have made me

several times. It's as if there's something in the air

Meant to add that I've never blocked so many people in such a short space of time.

Maybe they think at Christmas we should be more giving

The only things I'll give such people are a virtual middle finger (block button) and wide berth!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

I admit we get some odd messages as per many others, but the last time I commented on a similar thread we got a 48-hour forum block for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one involving the messagers pet and he didn't want me to take it for a walk. Thank goodness for the block button!

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over a year ago

"I know exactly what you mean. The last couple of weeks have made me

several times. It's as if there's something in the air

Meant to add that I've never blocked so many people in such a short space of time.

Maybe they think at Christmas we should be more giving

"'Tis the season to get your jollies falalala la la la la"

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over a year ago

"I know exactly what you mean. The last couple of weeks have made me

several times. It's as if there's something in the air

Meant to add that I've never blocked so many people in such a short space of time.

Maybe they think at Christmas we should be more giving

"'Tis the season to get your jollies falalala la la la la"

Till they stuff your hole with holly tra la la la la la la laaaaaa

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over a year ago

"I know exactly what you mean. The last couple of weeks have made me

several times. It's as if there's something in the air

Meant to add that I've never blocked so many people in such a short space of time.

Maybe they think at Christmas we should be more giving

"'Tis the season to get your jollies falalala la la la la"

Till they stuff your hole with holly tra la la la la la la laaaaaa

Then they say you're off your trolley falalala la la la

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