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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From shopping on Love Honey and Ann Summers...I think I have an obsession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto with love honey

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol "

Always descreet packaging, one of the many reasons to buy from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Fetshop. Co. UK

Sometimes some interesting and useful items

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol "

Did you really mean to say, "indiscreet"?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

did you buy anything big?

I was going to say nice, but I have to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try Fetshop. Co. UK

Sometimes some interesting and useful items "

Ooh not heard of that, I will have to have a look noe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did you buy anything big?

I was going to say nice, but I have to be honest "

That would be telling

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

fek - get a clear big fella dildo, the ridges and definition on it is spectacular. Great weight too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol

Always descreet packaging, one of the many reasons to buy from there "

I think the LH code on the box is the give away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god don't my obsession with that bloody WISH shopping app for your phone is going to bankrupt me at the rate I am going lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fek - get a clear big fella dildo, the ridges and definition on it is spectacular. Great weight too."

Is that a personal recommendation

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"fek - get a clear big fella dildo, the ridges and definition on it is spectacular. Great weight too.

Is that a personal recommendation "

mm, the head is sizeable. But it'll have you doubled up and off every time. The clear one is the better looking imo

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

actually just looked and it has been discontinued on LH. that is the one I have. Don't get any other shape if you do get one - that is the one I recommend, it doesn't vibrate, it is just a dildo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"actually just looked and it has been discontinued on LH. that is the one I have. Don't get any other shape if you do get one - that is the one I recommend, it doesn't vibrate, it is just a dildo. "

I have a couple, I have a gorgeous metal and silicone one, I love that as you can do so much with it, temperature play is fun

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Play is just good all the time really - agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play is just good all the time really - agreed"

Oh I wouldn't disagree with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been on love honey quite a lot recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been on love honey quite a lot recently "

Me too, my love honey account points are adding up a bit too much now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it doesn't vibrate in the box , can you imagine work being evacuated due to a suspicious parcel with you name on it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope it doesn't vibrate in the box , can you imagine work being evacuated due to a suspicious parcel with you name on it lol"

That would be a bit embarrassing, once my bag got searched by customs and they found one of mine, that was a bit embarrassing

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol

Always descreet packaging, one of the many reasons to buy from there "

I have mine delivered to my childminder!! She normally passes it on to my ex to give to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love agent provocateur. Their lingerie is gorgeous, but expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope it doesn't vibrate in the box , can you imagine work being evacuated due to a suspicious parcel with you name on it lol

That would be a bit embarrassing, once my bag got searched by customs and they found one of mine, that was a bit embarrassing "

I hope I didn't cause you any discomfort madam, just doing my job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope it doesn't vibrate in the box , can you imagine work being evacuated due to a suspicious parcel with you name on it lol

That would be a bit embarrassing, once my bag got searched by customs and they found one of mine, that was a bit embarrassing

I hope I didn't cause you any discomfort madam, just doing my job. "

And a very good job you did too Tis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol

Always descreet packaging, one of the many reasons to buy from there

I have mine delivered to my childminder!! She normally passes it on to my ex to give to me "

Lol, I bet they'd love to know whats in the parcels

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck Xmas or Anne Summers.

I should be banned on the spot.

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By *astard and goodgirlCouple
over a year ago

Near Exeter

20% off at uberkinky..... CYBMON

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"20% off at uberkinky..... CYBMON "

Noooo, now I want to go and look

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I managed to get hold of the couples suprise box once tried many times but always sold out. Least its not just me that has an LH addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fek - get a clear big fella dildo, the ridges and definition on it is spectacular. Great weight too."

I have one of these! It's 12inches. I named it Big Bob. it has a suction cup on the bottom of it too.... Quite useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine? "

no but i want a lathe, where did you get it? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine?

no but i want a lathe, where did you get it? x "

Used one from an older gent who was upgrading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine? "

Interesting, never tried wood, metal, silicone, rubber etc yes. I wonder what wood would be like? Any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I managed to get hold of the couples suprise box once tried many times but always sold out. Least its not just me that has an LH addiction "

No, not just you, I have a toy fetish lol

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine?

Interesting, never tried wood, metal, silicone, rubber etc yes. I wonder what wood would be like? Any good?"

Just hope they are sanded down well, think of the splinters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to be having a look very shortly on love honey again

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By *urvy_bi_honeyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine?

Interesting, never tried wood, metal, silicone, rubber etc yes. I wonder what wood would be like? Any good?"

Glass dildos are def the way forward..........

I seem to have a new box of treats arrive every week at the moment since I discovered I get 20% student discount!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine?

Interesting, never tried wood, metal, silicone, rubber etc yes. I wonder what wood would be like? Any good?

Glass dildos are def the way forward..........

I seem to have a new box of treats arrive every week at the moment since I discovered I get 20% student discount!!! Lol "

Lol, I like metal myself!! And yay to the 20%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine?

Interesting, never tried wood, metal, silicone, rubber etc yes. I wonder what wood would be like? Any good?

Just hope they are sanded down well, think of the splinters. "

Ouch yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine? "

When they get wet and damp, splinters = ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Fetshop. Co. UK

Sometimes some interesting and useful items "

Ooops!

Just had to look!

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And buy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try Fetshop. Co. UK

Sometimes some interesting and useful items

Ooops!

Just had to look!

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And buy "

I have thongs in the basket, I'm hovering over it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just got a hobbyist wood turning lathe, does anyone think there's a market for hand crafted and polished dildos in a variety of woods? Perhaps a strong English oak, ebony, or the fresh mountain scent of pine?

Interesting, never tried wood, metal, silicone, rubber etc yes. I wonder what wood would be like? Any good?

Just hope they are sanded down well, think of the splinters.

Ouch yes! "

You'd only get splinters if you had rough edges surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try Fetshop. Co. UK

Sometimes some interesting and useful items

Ooops!

Just had to look!

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And buy

I have thongs in the basket, I'm hovering over it lol "

I really meant things, not thongs

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"fek - get a clear big fella dildo, the ridges and definition on it is spectacular. Great weight too.

I have one of these! It's 12inches. I named it Big Bob. it has a suction cup on the bottom of it too.... Quite useful. "

no the big fella is 8.5". There are two varieties old and new. The old one doesn't have such pronounced roll-back from the head, I think this is why it's discontinued on so many sites. The new one there is a clear and quite large roll behind the head. I have the discontinued version on LH. And it cost me £30.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol

Always descreet packaging, one of the many reasons to buy from there

I have mine delivered to my childminder!! She normally passes it on to my ex to give to me

Lol, I bet they'd love to know whats in the parcels "

If only they knew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fek - get a clear big fella dildo, the ridges and definition on it is spectacular. Great weight too.

I have one of these! It's 12inches. I named it Big Bob. it has a suction cup on the bottom of it too.... Quite useful.

no the big fella is 8.5". There are two varieties old and new. The old one doesn't have such pronounced roll-back from the head, I think this is why it's discontinued on so many sites. The new one there is a clear and quite large roll behind the head. I have the discontinued version on LH. And it cost me £30. "

I didn't get mine from LH. Got it from Saints&sinners in Blackpool. It's definitely 12inches. sounds similar to the 'big fella' though. It's clear & quite thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fek - get a clear big fella dildo, the ridges and definition on it is spectacular. Great weight too.

I have one of these! It's 12inches. I named it Big Bob. it has a suction cup on the bottom of it too.... Quite useful.

no the big fella is 8.5". There are two varieties old and new. The old one doesn't have such pronounced roll-back from the head, I think this is why it's discontinued on so many sites. The new one there is a clear and quite large roll behind the head. I have the discontinued version on LH. And it cost me £30.

I didn't get mine from LH. Got it from Saints&sinners in Blackpool. It's definitely 12inches. sounds similar to the 'big fella' though. It's clear & quite thick. "

You're welcome btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try Fetshop. Co. UK

Sometimes some interesting and useful items

Ooops!

Just had to look!

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And buy

I have thongs in the basket, I'm hovering over it lol

I really meant things, not thongs "

I believe you!

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered something from lovehoney last night and set the delivery address to work!! Hope it's indiscreet packaging lol "
Well, it will be labelled 'medicine' won't it?!!!! xx

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