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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To one of my gentlemen friends, how damn lucky are you to say its two whole years since you first met me

Ps you know who you are

Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"To one of my gentlemen friends, how damn lucky are you to say its two whole years since you first met me

Ps you know who you are

Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue "

I'll make a WILD guess :P

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"To one of my gentlemen friends, how damn lucky are you to say its two whole years since you first met me

Ps you know who you are

Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue

I'll make a WILD guess :P"

don't say who, I'm curious to see if he recognised himself

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*bows out gracefully*

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

In real life men are renowned for forgetting anniversaries, you think fab will be any different

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"In real life men are renowned for forgetting anniversaries, you think fab will be any different "
I didn't have a clue only cause I was looking through my verifications the other week lol.

I don't have a clue when my real life anniversary is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might know who lol, well done.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Who ever this relates to:

"Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue"

Needs a hard spanking next time you see him.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thought so.

:P

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Thought so.

:P"

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I know

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Think I know "
who??!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Who ever this relates to:

"Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue"

Needs a hard spanking next time you see him. "

but at least if he's seen this thread he can spend the rest of the day thinking how blessed he is

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Put people out of their misery.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Put people out of their misery. "

Put us out of your misery!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Put people out of their misery.

Put us out of your misery!"

I don't like guessing games.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think he should scatter my bed with rose petals

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Put people out of their misery.

Put us out of your misery!

I don't like guessing games. "

Look. See the Original Post? Who posts next, knowing what he knows and checking a few details on certain profiles?

Check.

Mate.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I think he should scatter my bed with rose petals "

Nettles and make him roll in them.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Put people out of their misery.

Put us out of your misery!

I don't like guessing games.

Look. See the Original Post? Who posts next, knowing what he knows and checking a few details on certain profiles?

Check.

Mate. "

Bloody armchair Poirot

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Put people out of their misery.

Put us out of your misery!

I don't like guessing games.

Look. See the Original Post? Who posts next, knowing what he knows and checking a few details on certain profiles?

Check.

Mate.

Bloody armchair Poirot "

"Delivery Man: Good day, Sir. I've got a parrot 'ere for Mr Poyrott.

Poirot: It is pronounced Pwah-roh.

Delivery Man: Oh, I do beg yer pardon, guvnor. I've got a pwahroh 'ere for Mr Poyrott.

Poirot: (as Hastings moves towards parrot) Please, do not fraternize with that creature. I am still training him.

Hastings: It's only a parrot.

Poirot: I was talking to the parrot."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It was, ladies and gentleman, the person to whom I refer with the perpendicular singular letter....''twas I

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank"

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are "

Oh yeah and get a candle in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are

Oh yeah and get a candle in "

So your having a celebratory cup of tea then?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are

Oh yeah and get a candle in

So your having a celebratory cup of tea then? "

he's gone to worship me at the alter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are

Oh yeah and get a candle in

So your having a celebratory cup of tea then? he's gone to worship me at the alter "

There is now a clear image in my head... I need a lie down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are

Oh yeah and get a candle in "

Get a candle in where?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Is he still a shit shag?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!

How do I celebrate?

A) a wank

B) cup of tea

C) a wank

Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are

Oh yeah and get a candle in

Get a candle in where? "

made my eyes water thinking where he could poke it will it be a taper thin one or a scented yankee candle

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Is he still a shit shag?"
not quite as shit as he was

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Is he still a shit shag?not quite as shit as he was "

Cheeky Mare

I've lost 316 meets cos of that veri!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Is he still a shit shag?not quite as shit as he was

Cheeky Mare

I've lost 316 meets cos of that veri!!

"

and what about all those that want to shag you to see if its true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is he still a shit shag?not quite as shit as he was "
lol it would be a badge of honour to have a "worst shag ever" veri

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Is he still a shit shag?not quite as shit as he was lol it would be a badge of honour to have a "worst shag ever" veri "
well shag me and I will leave you a verification shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is he still a shit shag?not quite as shit as he was lol it would be a badge of honour to have a "worst shag ever" veri well shag me and I will leave you a verification shag "
Yes, that would be good, fun as well

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Is he still a shit shag?not quite as shit as he was lol it would be a badge of honour to have a "worst shag ever" veri well shag me and I will leave you a verification shag Yes, that would be good, fun as well "
then I could get a "I've shagged shag verification"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is he still a shit shag?not quite as shit as he was lol it would be a badge of honour to have a "worst shag ever" veri well shag me and I will leave you a verification shag Yes, that would be good, fun as well then I could get a "I've shagged shag verification""
That's right you could as well, 5 star veri it is

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