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I'd rather cut my nob off with a junior hacksaw than........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Give up eating crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I take it you like crisps, then?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It looks like I have true passion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave them up for Lent a couple of years ago and it was like coming off heroin. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw "

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

cut it off with a blunt junior hacksaw?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's not my choice, dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"

Wow, no I didn't know that! So McVities were lying about the 'smashing orangey bit' in their adverts! (only people of a certain age will remember!!)

What's the number for the ASA!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave them up for Lent a couple of years ago and it was like coming off heroin. Never again. "

Are you still on heroin though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave them up for Lent a couple of years ago and it was like coming off heroin. Never again.

Are you still on heroin though? "

Yeah. But I have cut down on crisps a bit

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Give up eating crisps. "

Cut it of with a rusty hacksaw and then you are demonstrating true dedication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"

What is this heresy??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bugger, does anyone have a tourniquet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'd happily give up crisps. Peanut butter though. .......

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

It's funny, i'm not usually bothered by crisps or other savoury snacks, but as soon as I say I can't have them I NEED them. I'm low carbing (most of the time) and last week had 4 packs of crisps in 1 day. I can go for months without having a single crisp!

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By *llebWoman
over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"

Mortified ......

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By *llebWoman
over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde


"No. I'd happily give up crisps. Peanut butter though. ......."

Don't eat crisps.... But you're right peanut butter yummy....have you tried the Almond one ?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I gave them up for Lent a couple of years ago and it was like coming off heroin. Never again. "

So is trying to get a crisp off you now like trying to get one from Gary Lineker?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Bugger, does anyone have a tourniquet. "

You are gonna need more than that after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger, does anyone have a tourniquet.

You are gonna need more than that after "

Bloody big sling !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up eating crisps. "
oh please cut your knob off with a junior hacksaw

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Give up eating crisps. oh please cut your knob off with a junior hacksaw "

You are just trying to get rid of the competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger, does anyone have a tourniquet.

You are gonna need more than that after

Bloody big sling !"

I guess I'm flattered you've suggested a big sling.

Luckily, I've not been held to task by the anti-savoury snack police and can continue to enjoy the sublime delights of sea salt and balsamic vinegar flavour kettle crisps, and not have to mutilate my tallywhacker with my junior hacksaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bothered about crisps. But I could never give up chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X

Mortified ...... "

So was I x I had to Google it coz I didn't believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X

What is this heresy?? "

Google it I was heart broken x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X

What is this heresy??

Google it I was heart broken x"

I have, I'm going to need therapy or counselling or something. I'll be lying down if anybody's looking for me. How could they do this to me, I'm not sure about anything anymore....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X

What is this heresy??

Google it I was heart broken x

I have, I'm going to need therapy or counselling or something. I'll be lying down if anybody's looking for me. How could they do this to me, I'm not sure about anything anymore...."

I know after all the lies our parents told us; santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny ect and if that's not bad enough jaffa cakes are not oranges... what ever next X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'd happily give up crisps. Peanut butter though. .......

Don't eat crisps.... But you're right peanut butter yummy....have you tried the Almond one ?"

What is this you speak of?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like I have true passion. "

Looks like you have a problem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"

You had to go and spoil it didn't you.

And they're only cakes for tax purposes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you all crazy lol !! Id give up anything to keep hold of my cock

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"That's not my choice, dude "

This I'd agree with !!

Not habitability eaten such shit food since was 13

The post from the op illustrates just how powerful the salt addiction can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw "

Cherry jaffa cakes in M&S...better than sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up eating crisps. "

Oh did you have to mention crisps......craving them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Cherry jaffa cakes in M&S...better than sex!"

I'm off to m&s tomorrow.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw

Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X

You had to go and spoil it didn't you.

And they're only cakes for tax purposes. "

Nah the reason they are cakes is because they go hard when stale! Don't wish VAT on them!! I would have to re-do my Jaffa cake budget for this quarter

I gave up crisps for lent once even though I'm not religious, but I could still have Doritos as they aren't crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...tell you what i would rather be doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop using the word "cunt"

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Why not use a Hobbies fret saw? You could turn it into a jigsaw which would be a jolly jape to bring out at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up eating crisps. "

Try this

Big bag of dorritos, empty onto an oven tray, grate cheese over & stick them into a hot oven for 5 mins.

Then remove & add some sour cream, salsa & halipinos.

Awesome!!!

Wish I hadn't posted this now, bloody shops shut.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"So I take it you like crisps, then?

-Courtney"

I think that's extremely perceptive of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give up eating crisps.

Try this

Big bag of dorritos, empty onto an oven tray, grate cheese over & stick them into a hot oven for 5 mins.

Then remove & add some sour cream, salsa & halipinos.

Awesome!!!

Wish I hadn't posted this now, bloody shops shut. "

I do this too!! Lush!!

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