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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a fantastic meet on Saturday. When my hair got pulled my neck cracked but I still carried on, I was enjoying it. But now I still can't move my next with it hurting. Might have to go doctors later. Thinking how to explain sex got a bit rough lol.

Anyone had to go doctors with a sex injury? How did you explain it? X

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

what a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a cunt. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a fantastic meet on Saturday. When my hair got pulled my neck cracked but I still carried on, I was enjoying it. But now I still can't move my next with it hurting. Might have to go doctors later. Thinking how to explain sex got a bit rough lol.

Anyone had to go doctors with a sex injury? How did you explain it? X"

Be honest. There is no point on lying to a doctor how an injury occurred if you want them to treat it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My Osteopath did once notice and ask about the friction burns I had on my elbows.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what a cunt. "

It was a accident and I wanted to carry on.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No I haven't but you could just say your head got jerked back when you caught your hair on something or someone pulled your hair when you were larking about if you don't want to say outright although they honestly have heard it all.

Hope you get it sorted.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This may surprise you but doctors do see some weird and wonderful things.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

the dr will just give over the counter meds .. they won't refer for an xray and it is very unlikely they will give any pain relief like tramadol or whatever. I wouldn't waste the time off work myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the dr will just give over the counter meds .. they won't refer for an xray and it is very unlikely they will give any pain relief like tramadol or whatever. I wouldn't waste the time off work myself. "

I'm not back at work till tomorrow anyway. X

I've taken co-codamal and heat spray but hasn't eased the pain x

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"what a cunt.

It was a accident and I wanted to carry on."

things like that make me sick. There are so many ways to pull hair, restrain, or show force without inflicting injury.. but happy you are good with it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I would say to use ice in this instance not heat. Let the muscle contract and you may be able to fee up the nerve ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what a cunt.

It was a accident and I wanted to carry on.

things like that make me sick. There are so many ways to pull hair, restrain, or show force without inflicting injury.. but happy you are good with it "

Like I said it was a accident. Could have had something to do with how I was lay ect..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist asked me last week if I had been having oral sex? I said why there's a pubic hair on my tooth is there?

he said no you got shit up your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a fantastic meet on Saturday. When my hair got pulled my neck cracked but I still carried on, I was enjoying it. But now I still can't move my next with it hurting. Might have to go doctors later. Thinking how to explain sex got a bit rough lol.

Anyone had to go doctors with a sex injury? How did you explain it? X"

Sounds a bit extreme but you could have whiplash. It doesn't just happen in Car accidents. Any sudden jolt to the neck can cause it. I'd say you are best off going to the docs. Try to keep moving it even though it hurts. If you don't it will get stiff, & that's one stiffy you don't want!

Hope you feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....& that's one stiffy you don't want! "

Haha! I love that line. Seriously though. That's great advice. Hope you get it sorted soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a fantastic meet on Saturday. When my hair got pulled my neck cracked but I still carried on, I was enjoying it. But now I still can't move my next with it hurting. Might have to go doctors later. Thinking how to explain sex got a bit rough lol.

Anyone had to go doctors with a sex injury? How did you explain it? X

Sounds a bit extreme but you could have whiplash. It doesn't just happen in Car accidents. Any sudden jolt to the neck can cause it. I'd say you are best off going to the docs. Try to keep moving it even though it hurts. If you don't it will get stiff, & that's one stiffy you don't want!

Hope you feel better soon. "

I was thinking that after Googleing the symptoms. But then again I don't trust Google that much after it said a male friend of mine could be pregnant lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....& that's one stiffy you don't want!

Haha! I love that line. Seriously though. That's great advice. Hope you get it sorted soon. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snapped my banjo once....ouch...thought my gf of time had come on until we looked at my cock... I nearly fainted, not loads of blood but my first thought was, fuck how do I explain this down A&E lol. It stopped bleeding pretty quick and the swelling went down after about an hour haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried massaging it? If its notntoo painful to touch get your partner to massage not just your neck, but shoulders and upper back. It might only need freeing up if it's a mild injury as you're muscles might be all tense if there is a bit of swelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....& that's one stiffy you don't want!

Haha! I love that line. Seriously though. That's great advice. Hope you get it sorted soon. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a fantastic meet on Saturday. When my hair got pulled my neck cracked but I still carried on, I was enjoying it. But now I still can't move my next with it hurting. Might have to go doctors later. Thinking how to explain sex got a bit rough lol.

Anyone had to go doctors with a sex injury? How did you explain it? X

Sounds a bit extreme but you could have whiplash. It doesn't just happen in Car accidents. Any sudden jolt to the neck can cause it. I'd say you are best off going to the docs. Try to keep moving it even though it hurts. If you don't it will get stiff, & that's one stiffy you don't want!

Hope you feel better soon.

I was thinking that after Googleing the symptoms. But then again I don't trust Google that much after it said a male friend of mine could be pregnant lol x"

Haha! Bet he panicked!!

I don't trust google either, usually tells me I'm dying when I only have a bad cold/viral ! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a fantastic meet on Saturday. When my hair got pulled my neck cracked but I still carried on, I was enjoying it. But now I still can't move my next with it hurting. Might have to go doctors later. Thinking how to explain sex got a bit rough lol.

Anyone had to go doctors with a sex injury? How did you explain it? X

Sounds a bit extreme but you could have whiplash. It doesn't just happen in Car accidents. Any sudden jolt to the neck can cause it. I'd say you are best off going to the docs. Try to keep moving it even though it hurts. If you don't it will get stiff, & that's one stiffy you don't want!

Hope you feel better soon.

I was thinking that after Googleing the symptoms. But then again I don't trust Google that much after it said a male friend of mine could be pregnant lol x

Haha! Bet he panicked!!

I don't trust google either, usually tells me I'm dying when I only have a bad cold/viral ! x"

It was funny x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A lot of Doctors are also amongst you, getting up to the same things and more. There's no need for graphic explanations but also no need to be too reserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you've got whiplash and get onto a no-win no-fee solicitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you've got whiplash and get onto a no-win no-fee solicitor "

Haha but who gotta pay out??? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel crossing the road to the car after a meet, had jelly legs lol went A&E, I had broke a metacarpal in my had,

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