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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No"

Seconded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No"

hmm..dificult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearly as difficult as spelling difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL another one bites the dust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!"

Too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!

Too small"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm rather impressed. it's like nature shock. ooer.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

3.

Had bigger, had smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i phone a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i phone a friend "

you have my number lol wouldn't bother though

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Ya know wot strikes me? How miserable are sum feckers on ere!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if thats the onlything going for you then 1/10

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ya know wot strikes me? How miserable are sum feckers on ere!! X"

I just figured you were a repeater... you keep doing threads emphasising cock size... there's a definite pattern, self promotion maybe?

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"if thats the onlything going for you then 1/10"

Shame u wont ever get to try!! :-*

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"if thats the onlything going for you then 1/10

Shame u wont ever get to try!! :-*"

Oooooooooooh how big is your handbag?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the name is a give away, seen bigger seen smaller, but never seen anyone so keen to show it off, the sooner guys get that it isnt the cock that makes women cum then the sooner they will score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps how are my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm VERY well endowed too!...but only between my ears

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"if thats the onlything going for you then 1/10

Shame u wont ever get to try!! :-*

Oooooooooooh how big is your handbag?! "

Just big enough to fit his ego in.

(It's a two man lift)

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm VERY well endowed too!...but only between my ears "

Hence 'dickhead'?

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"I'm VERY well endowed too!...but only between my ears

Hence 'dickhead'?

"

Can we rate your socks instead Sensual???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm VERY well endowed too!...but only between my ears

Hence 'dickhead'?

"

I'm very sensitive you know!...if you are mean to me you'll hurt my feelings

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"ps how are my tits "

Decent, look better covered in my spunk!!

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"if thats the onlything going for you then 1/10

Shame u wont ever get to try!! :-*

Oooooooooooh how big is your handbag?! "

Manbag dahrling, manbag! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ps how are my tits

Decent, look better covered in my spunk!! "

sorry they are already covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines not big but you wouldnt want it as a wart on your chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit bitchy in here is becuse of all the cock and ball lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"ps how are my tits "

the sooner women get that it isnt the tits that make guys cum... oh, hang on a sec.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know wot strikes me? How miserable are sum feckers on ere!! X"

and how desperate others are!!!!!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Argh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 out of 10 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mention of 'great cock skills'

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Ya know wot strikes me? How miserable are sum feckers on ere!! X

and how desperate others are!!!!!"

Hilarious!! I aint desperate love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think the cocks alrite actually just dont like the birds nest its sitting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know wot strikes me? How miserable are sum feckers on ere!! X

and how desperate others are!!!!!

Hilarious!! I aint desperate love x"

C'mon People let's play properly

.

we'll give him 2½/10

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Ya know wot strikes me? How miserable are sum feckers on ere!! X

and how desperate others are!!!!!

Hilarious!! I aint desperate love x

C'mon People let's play properly

.

we'll give him 2½/10"

generous, 10/10 for attention seeking for the op

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

rate my hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!"
......Its great what you can do with photo shop

* runs round graveyard laughing *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rate my hat"

its lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rate my hat"

twat in a hat...only messing got a twat in a hat pic meself xx

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"rate my hat

twat in a hat...only messing got a twat in a hat pic meself xx"

I resemble that remark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

generous, 10/10 for attention seeking for the op"

BTW, I don`t show my "cock pics" for fear of getting "hatemail".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes threads get such different responses from the ones hoped for.Perhaps this one should have been named - "Rate my cock up"

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

all these black heads look the same to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all these black heads look the same to us"

Nah...if you look closely you'll see the differences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i could see it i would say if nice x

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Ya know wot strikes me? How miserable are sum feckers on ere!! X

and how desperate others are!!!!!

Hilarious!! I aint desperate love x

C'mon People let's play properly

.

we'll give him 2½/10"

Thanks!

5 - bit too saggy x

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Sometimes threads get such different responses from the ones hoped for.Perhaps this one should have been named - "Rate my cock up" "

Says the silouhette eh? Jealousy is a bad thing lad - get a grip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes threads get such different responses from the ones hoped for.Perhaps this one should have been named - "Rate my cock up"

Says the silouhette eh? Jealousy is a bad thing lad - get a grip!!"

You are sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

picking out the few posts that do rate the op, it's not taken very well.

just remember, you can't please all the people all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitchy thread this ! Some dicks are big but you mabye shudnt nail em up on your main profile pic. Big ones put sum off. My mate has a 13 inch dick and he doesnt get many women ! Makes you laff when some profiles state 'ten inch or above or dont message us' . Thats about 1 percent of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us woman need more then a Big dick .. we like face and bodys and person too x no good having a big one looking like a srecK. When i see pic just of cock i think whats the rest like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the name is a give away, seen bigger seen smaller, but never seen anyone so keen to show it off, the sooner guys get that it isnt the cock that makes women cum then the sooner they will score"
It is not the boat, but the motion of the ocean,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh, give the guy a break, he`s proud of his JT and quite rightly..

leave him alone and move on, and rate my arse please lol

oneplusx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohh, give the guy a break, he`s proud of his JT and quite rightly..

leave him alone and move on, and rate my arse please lol

oneplusx"

which one is yours?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"ohh, give the guy a break, he`s proud of his JT and quite rightly..

leave him alone and move on, and rate my arse please lol

oneplusx

which one is yours?"

The one getting buggered?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohh, give the guy a break, he`s proud of his JT and quite rightly..

leave him alone and move on, and rate my arse please lol

oneplusx

which one is yours?"

the bigger one, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohh, give the guy a break, he`s proud of his JT and quite rightly..

leave him alone and move on, and rate my arse please lol

oneplusx

which one is yours?

The one getting buggered?.... "
i love you lot hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`d rate my "arse" buy unfortunately he`s out walking the dog just now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I`d rate my "arse" buy unfortunately he`s out walking the dog just now. "

its getting better and better !!

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"picking out the few posts that do rate the op, it's not taken very well.

just remember, you can't please all the people all the time.

"

You can with a cock like that, pmsl

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I`d rate my "arse" buy unfortunately he`s out walking the dog just now. "

That's not what he was doing earlier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats just wrong so wrong hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I`d rate my "arse" buy unfortunately he`s out walking the dog just now.

its getting better and better !!"

Can I ask a question, its totally unrelated but I just want to know. Your avatar pic, the guy on top, is he still wearing his socks and shoes, it looks like it but the pics very small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And is it a guy on top, Im making an assumption it is

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Christ on a bike... this is still going?!

Well it's served more than it's purpose don't you think?! Rate 10/10 for self-publication!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmm def 10 ... great body xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does the OP always go on about his cock.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Why does the OP always go on about his cock."

Cause it's huge and better than anyone else's and we should all be gagging for a go on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does the OP always go on about his cock.

Cause it's huge and better than anyone else's and we should all be gagging for a go on it! "

you seem to always be gagging for things

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Why does the OP always go on about his cock.

Cause it's huge and better than anyone else's and we should all be gagging for a go on it!

you seem to always be gagging for things "

Nice for you that I made an impression!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does the OP always go on about his cock.

Cause it's huge and better than anyone else's and we should all be gagging for a go on it!

you seem to always be gagging for things

Nice for you that I made an impression! "

True!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!"

Wow, what a dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does the OP always go on about his cock."

Oooh, oooh, oooh, mememememe...I know the answer to this...because it's lovely, it's his most favourite thing in the world and he wants to share it with us! Is that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!

Wow, what a dick! "

now now don't be nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top marks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!

Wow, what a dick!

now now don't be nasty "

I was admiring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was gone in a flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rate sams instead :P

I'd give him an 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 sounds good after every one wanted them put away on thier avatar last night lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 sounds good after every one wanted them put away on thier avatar last night lol xxx "

i think that was all about close-ups lol especially those taken with a sky remote next to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only got a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only got a virgin "

And how big is that? :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"picking out the few posts that do rate the op, it's not taken very well.

just remember, you can't please all the people all the time.

You can with a cock like that, pmsl "

nope, you can't.

bigger is not always better

i may need help with my next response...running out of clichés here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"picking out the few posts that do rate the op, it's not taken very well.

just remember, you can't please all the people all the time.

You can with a cock like that, pmsl

nope, you can't.

bigger is not always better

i may need help with my next response...running out of clichés here..."

Its not the size of the cock, its the educated arse behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"picking out the few posts that do rate the op, it's not taken very well.

just remember, you can't please all the people all the time.

You can with a cock like that, pmsl

nope, you can't.

bigger is not always better

i may need help with my next response...running out of clichés here...

Its not the size of the cock, its the educated arse behind it "

that's a new one on me! will be anxiously waiting for the next time i attend a meeting and pull that little beauty out the bag..!

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"picking out the few posts that do rate the op, it's not taken very well.

just remember, you can't please all the people all the time.

You can with a cock like that, pmsl

nope, you can't.

bigger is not always better

i may need help with my next response...running out of clichés here..."

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

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By *urs2useCouple (MM)
over a year ago

bristol

we know what to do wiyh a big un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh this thread is an education

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!"

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!"

0

tht is one ugly cock

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Isn't the G Spot approximately 2" inside the vagina?

What do you women prefer - having your G Spot aroused or having your cervix banged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't the G Spot approximately 2" inside the vagina?

What do you women prefer - having your G Spot aroused or having your cervix banged?"

Inside???...hang on everybody...let me get a pencil and paper

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Isn't the G Spot approximately 2" inside the vagina?

What do you women prefer - having your G Spot aroused or having your cervix banged?"

Both,but then grown ups know good sex is not all about penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't the G Spot approximately 2" inside the vagina?

What do you women prefer - having your G Spot aroused or having your cervix banged?"

They want it all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does G stand for good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does G stand for good "

it's like alphabetti spaghetti up there....don't forget the a spot

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"picking out the few posts that do rate the op, it's not taken very well.

just remember, you can't please all the people all the time.

You can with a cock like that, pmsl

nope, you can't.

bigger is not always better

i may need help with my next response...running out of clichés here...

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!"

And do you know someone like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And do you know someone like that?"

do you mean.....well hung? *gasp*

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"does G stand for good

it's like alphabetti spaghetti up there....don't forget the a spot"

And what about the pouch of Douglas... or am I getting my biology and geography lessons mixed up again? It was a long time ago

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

And do you know someone like that?

do you mean.....well hung? *gasp*"

Was thinking more 'Sum1 who can use a big un'.

Not sure what that's referring to.

Not a book.

Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does G stand for good

it's like alphabetti spaghetti up there....don't forget the a spot

And what about the pouch of Douglas... or am I getting my biology and geography lessons mixed up again? It was a long time ago "

eh...that's one for the chaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And do you know someone like that?

do you mean.....well hung? *gasp*

Was thinking more 'Sum1 who can use a big un'.

Not sure what that's referring to.

Not a book.

Obviously."

I know of a Sam Juan....he has a big urn....I don't know....could be the same chap?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

And do you know someone like that?

do you mean.....well hung? *gasp*

Was thinking more 'Sum1 who can use a big un'.

Not sure what that's referring to.

Not a book.

Obviously.

I know of a Sam Juan....he has a big urn....I don't know....could be the same chap?"

I know Big Ern, he's got Some Jam.

Related?

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over a year ago


"

And do you know someone like that?

do you mean.....well hung? *gasp*

Was thinking more 'Sum1 who can use a big un'.

Not sure what that's referring to.

Not a book.

Obviously.

I know of a Sam Juan....he has a big urn....I don't know....could be the same chap?"

Eric Morecambe had a little ern

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

And do you know someone like that?

do you mean.....well hung? *gasp*

Was thinking more 'Sum1 who can use a big un'.

Not sure what that's referring to.

Not a book.

Obviously.

I know of a Sam Juan....he has a big urn....I don't know....could be the same chap?

Eric Morecambe had a little ern"

Yes.

But the obvious gag loses you a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hangs head in shame*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great, got here just in time for the hanging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great, got here just in time for the hanging."

You just try it woman

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Anyone who makes any kind of 'well hung' gag leave the thread.

In shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who makes any kind of 'well hung' gag leave the thread.

In shame."

I'm biting my tongue...I've already lost a point

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I know it's killing you.

But you're better than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With your encouragement I'll stay strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't the G Spot approximately 2" inside the vagina?

What do you women prefer - having your G Spot aroused or having your cervix banged?

Inside???...hang on everybody...let me get a pencil and paper "

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

"

Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!

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over a year ago


"Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!"

bigger isnt always better

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!"

Yes she would if the perception was every thread she started was about her pussy! Even if she thought she was being slick by adding "cock" to it!

You have a big cock and you're very proud of it, good for you, we should play to our strengths, but not everyone will share your fascination...and it doesn't make them jealous, arsey etc.

I think this thread has been funny and good humoured, if it hadn't Mrs Rugby and Mrs Honey would have been in and told us to play nice! . The only "arsey" comments have been yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!

Yes she would if the perception was every thread she started was about her pussy! Even if she thought she was being slick by adding "cock" to it!

You have a big cock and you're very proud of it, good for you, we should play to our strengths, but not everyone will share your fascination...and it doesn't make them jealous, arsey etc.

I think this thread has been funny and good humoured, if it hadn't Mrs Rugby and Mrs Honey would have been in and told us to play nice! . The only "arsey" comments have been yours! "
to the op, as the old saying goes, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen, every time anyone posts a thread on here, they run the risk of getting some verbal, it is never malicious, and should be taken with a pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mate be a tad more humble....

women dont do the John Wayne ego here, its not the US of A, where every1 likes to be supersized and have it rammed down their throat....good wood though gaffer..lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!"

Are you from Sydney University by any chance?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!"

If the thread had been started by a woman with that avatar i am going to sue my biology teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!

If the thread had been started by a woman with that avatar i am going to sue my biology teacher "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!"

Seriously? You think that do you? I'm beginning to get the impression that you have grown a big cock so this makes you think you are gods gift.... that's a bit small minded and this sort of attitude is very unattractive to most women. Miss B.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!"

What an absolute pillock. Is this guy for real

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

I quite like this thread, the only problem is when i click to enter, i have to look at that big ugly cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read every word of this thread with amusement. Some harsh remarks, some very funny. I think the OP should realise that there is nothing stronger or more dangerous than the written word, what may be funny to one person can be offensive to the next. Although some of his comments have made him sound a bit of a dick, on a positive note there have been over 130 posts on the thread so very successful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like this thread, the only problem is when i click to enter, i have to look at that big ugly cock"

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!

What an absolute pillock. Is this guy for real

"

Im a pillock? Thats rich coming from a dee dar int it?

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!

Seriously? You think that do you? I'm beginning to get the impression that you have grown a big cock so this makes you think you are gods gift.... that's a bit small minded and this sort of attitude is very unattractive to most women. Miss B.

"

Never ever said or thowt im gods gift. Thanks x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

step 1... stop digging.

step 2... wipe remaining egg off face.

step 3... learn from it.

step 4... move on.

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By *ilywhiteWoman
over a year ago

Athy

Mmmm! Big!

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

Quick, leg it, its gonna kick off.

If he start waveing that thing around were all in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!"

Ooooooooh you calling me a grumpy arse?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS is this still going on, (corrected typo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"step 1... stop digging.

step 2... wipe remaining egg off face.

step 3... learn from it.

step 4... move on.

"

'Egg on face'...I really want a fried egg sandwich with brown sauce on it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!

Ooooooooh you calling me a grumpy arse?! "
I would call you grumpy more like sexy ass

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!

Ooooooooh you calling me a grumpy arse?! I would call you grumpy more like sexy ass"

the old ones are the best, any way in is an opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!

What an absolute pillock. Is this guy for real

Im a pillock? Thats rich coming from a dee dar int it? "

whats a dee dar?

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

I think its what someone from Barnsley would call someone from Sheffield.

Something to do with the way they speak i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe that this guy has come back for more. Now I really do think he is a dick. Get over it and move on fella

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"step 1... stop digging.

step 2... wipe remaining egg off face.

step 3... learn from it.

step 4... move on.

"

Step 1 - aint got a shovel

Step 2 - no egg on my face

Step 3 - nowt 2 learn off you pal

Step 4 - do 1

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"step 1... stop digging.

step 2... wipe remaining egg off face.

step 3... learn from it.

step 4... move on.

Step 1 - aint got a shovel

Step 2 - no egg on my face

Step 3 - nowt 2 learn off you pal

Step 4 - do 1"

Im making it official, i rate you 10/10 for being the biggest cock on Fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"step 1... stop digging.

step 2... wipe remaining egg off face.

step 3... learn from it.

step 4... move on.

Step 1 - aint got a shovel

Step 2 - no egg on my face

Step 3 - nowt 2 learn off you pal

Step 4 - do 1

Im making it official, i rate you 10/10 for being the biggest cock on Fab lol"

I second that emotion

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I can't believe that this guy has come back for more. Now I really do think he is a dick. Get over it and move on fella "

Id rather be a dick and defend myself than a pussy who doesnt!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm confused...how does this game work again?

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Just a word bout this thread 4 all the pessimists!! It was called rate my cock, tits, pussy - was meant as a bit of fun and if people had taken it that way then it would only ever have been the 2nd person 2 post that would have rated me, then it would have been every1 rating every1 else. Was a slight variation on to fuck or not etc etc but some grumpy arses choose 2 have a dig, if thread was started by woman would it have got the same hostility??

Have a nice day peeps!!

Ooooooooh you calling me a grumpy arse?! "

Sexy arse then?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm confused...how does this game work again? "

Tsk... pay attention Victorian boy... you need to start a thread every few weeks drawing attention to your mahoosive cock and then keep it at the top of the page with the help of your fellow forumites who may or may not be in the clique but who all think your cock is the best thing since sliced bread and worship it every night before they go to bed. Simples!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm confused...how does this game work again?

Tsk... pay attention Victorian boy... you need to start a thread every few weeks drawing attention to your mahoosive cock and then keep it at the top of the page with the help of your fellow forumites who may or may not be in the clique but who all think your cock is the best thing since sliced bread and worship it every night before they go to bed. Simples! "

I see. Is having a masseuse with and enormous cock essential to being on here then?

I'm still confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't remember anyone saying you were a Pussy, I just think you've handled the situation in a very immature way.

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Don't remember anyone saying you were a Pussy, I just think you've handled the situation in a very immature way. "

Dont talk 2 me bout immature when u called me a dick!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye bye fool

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Awwww... I think you two need a room... it's like watching the two of you pulling pigtails!

Bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"step 1... stop digging.

step 2... wipe remaining egg off face.

step 3... learn from it.

step 4... move on.

Step 1 - aint got a shovel

Step 2 - no egg on my face

Step 3 - nowt 2 learn off you pal

Step 4 - do 1"

oh well...

good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ? "

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bigger isnt always better eh?

Sum1 who can use a big un will always be better than sum1 who can use a small one.

Merci!!

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

Just a minute, where did I say you only need a cock? Just as skilled with my tongue, lips and fingers!! All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!

Seriously? You think that do you? I'm beginning to get the impression that you have grown a big cock so this makes you think you are gods gift.... that's a bit small minded and this sort of attitude is very unattractive to most women. Miss B.

Never ever said or thowt im gods gift. Thanks x"

I did not say that you said 'or thowt im gods gift". I said that I'm beginning to get the impression... etc... thanks.

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions "

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!"

What I really admire about your dick is the head on it. As far as dick heads go, its the best I've ever seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is now 'lame'...it should have a tent put around it and shot

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"This thread is now 'lame'... "

never a truer word spoke........

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"This thread is now 'lame'...

never a truer word spoke........"

However, surely you agree that it's turned out to be a much more entertaining read than if it had simply been what the OP had intended it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!"

Says the one that quoted that having a big cock and knowing how to use it is better than having a small one and knowing how to use it. How about you get a life and educate yourself? Most women will get a penetrative orgasm when her vagina allows the length of a penis fully inside her as she will receive extra stimulation from the male pelvic bone. Having a big cock may hinder the ability for a woman to enjoy the stimulation of the pelvic bone, therefore relying on further stimulation from fingers or tongue.... something you bragged about having skills with earlier?

I rest my case

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

touché

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!

Says the one that quoted that having a big cock and knowing how to use it is better than having a small one and knowing how to use it. How about you get a life and educate yourself? Most women will get a penetrative orgasm when her vagina allows the length of a penis fully inside her as she will receive extra stimulation from the male pelvic bone. Having a big cock may hinder the ability for a woman to enjoy the stimulation of the pelvic bone, therefore relying on further stimulation from fingers or tongue.... something you bragged about having skills with earlier?

I rest my case

"

Rest your case?

Further stimulation from tongue as fucking at same time? So as well as an 8 inch cock I need a 3ft tongue too!!

Rest ya case elsewhere judge judy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fekk that's enough to deflate even my hard-on.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I see the bully boys have been up to there tricks again will you peeps ever learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!

Says the one that quoted that having a big cock and knowing how to use it is better than having a small one and knowing how to use it. How about you get a life and educate yourself? Most women will get a penetrative orgasm when her vagina allows the length of a penis fully inside her as she will receive extra stimulation from the male pelvic bone. Having a big cock may hinder the ability for a woman to enjoy the stimulation of the pelvic bone, therefore relying on further stimulation from fingers or tongue.... something you bragged about having skills with earlier?

I rest my case

Rest your case?

Further stimulation from tongue as fucking at same time? So as well as an 8 inch cock I need a 3ft tongue too!!

Rest ya case elsewhere judge judy!!"

You really can't be told can you? I have sat on a 3 and a half inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 5 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 6 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation.

I have sat on a 9 inch cock (whoops.... someone grew a bigger one than you, how inconsiderate of them!!) and needed fingering and oral minus cock to make me cum. I have sat on a 8 inch cock and needed the same stimulation after getting bored to tears not having my clit (located on the outside of vagina... grab a pen and paper for that one) stimulated.

***bangs hammer****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!"

Anyone who starts threads like this is all about themselves. I have a life and don't need constant approvals by all and sundry. By the amount of MY verifications, I think I do ok :P

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!

Says the one that quoted that having a big cock and knowing how to use it is better than having a small one and knowing how to use it. How about you get a life and educate yourself? Most women will get a penetrative orgasm when her vagina allows the length of a penis fully inside her as she will receive extra stimulation from the male pelvic bone. Having a big cock may hinder the ability for a woman to enjoy the stimulation of the pelvic bone, therefore relying on further stimulation from fingers or tongue.... something you bragged about having skills with earlier?

I rest my case

Rest your case?

Further stimulation from tongue as fucking at same time? So as well as an 8 inch cock I need a 3ft tongue too!!

Rest ya case elsewhere judge judy!!

You really can't be told can you? I have sat on a 3 and a half inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 5 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 6 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation.

I have sat on a 9 inch cock (whoops.... someone grew a bigger one than you, how inconsiderate of them!!) and needed fingering and oral minus cock to make me cum. I have sat on a 8 inch cock and needed the same stimulation after getting bored to tears not having my clit (located on the outside of vagina... grab a pen and paper for that one) stimulated.

***bangs hammer****

"
wind them up and let them go oh you fell for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if thats the onlything going for you then 1/10

Shame u wont ever get to try!! :-*"

definite case of can lift it but cant spell it..lol

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!

Says the one that quoted that having a big cock and knowing how to use it is better than having a small one and knowing how to use it. How about you get a life and educate yourself? Most women will get a penetrative orgasm when her vagina allows the length of a penis fully inside her as she will receive extra stimulation from the male pelvic bone. Having a big cock may hinder the ability for a woman to enjoy the stimulation of the pelvic bone, therefore relying on further stimulation from fingers or tongue.... something you bragged about having skills with earlier?

I rest my case

Rest your case?

Further stimulation from tongue as fucking at same time? So as well as an 8 inch cock I need a 3ft tongue too!!

Rest ya case elsewhere judge judy!!

You really can't be told can you? I have sat on a 3 and a half inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 5 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 6 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation.

I have sat on a 9 inch cock (whoops.... someone grew a bigger one than you, how inconsiderate of them!!) and needed fingering and oral minus cock to make me cum. I have sat on a 8 inch cock and needed the same stimulation after getting bored to tears not having my clit (located on the outside of vagina... grab a pen and paper for that one) stimulated.

***bangs hammer****

"

Dont need a sex lesson off you love! So just cos 1 8 inch cock doesnt make u cum does that mean that every1 wont? No it doesnt, slept with plenty of women and made vast majority of them come with my cock. Also done it with fingers, tongue etc etc, and I know my way round a clit love!!

So shove ya opinions thanks!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Blimey you're a charmer huh?!

I'm surprised you need self-promoting threads such as these... I'm sure they're really beating a path to your door and you're just being a bit coy!

You're showing everyone how it's done. It's really quite impressive to watch! Go you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still taking notes...I'll learn something if it kills me

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!

Anyone who starts threads like this is all about themselves. I have a life and don't need constant approvals by all and sundry. By the amount of MY verifications, I think I do ok :P"

Are you thick or summat? It was started so that people could rate each other. So is this thread any diff to fuck the above? Erm, no. Dont see you goin on there and slagging people off!!

Some seriously sad, jealous individuals on here. Im just a normal bloke trying 2 get involved and have a laugh, yet people feel the need to criticise so it makes them feel big bout themselves?? Mentality of sum people is sad!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm sure this thread has been done many times before with the same hello look at me agenda ?

yep and funnily enough, by the OP himself on most occasions

So if its done b4 then y do u waste your precious time reading and commenting on it then??

Get a friggin life, wasnt rate my cock, was meant 2 b a bit of fun but people like yaself turn it into anything but!!

Now go and stir ya cauldron for a bit love!!

Says the one that quoted that having a big cock and knowing how to use it is better than having a small one and knowing how to use it. How about you get a life and educate yourself? Most women will get a penetrative orgasm when her vagina allows the length of a penis fully inside her as she will receive extra stimulation from the male pelvic bone. Having a big cock may hinder the ability for a woman to enjoy the stimulation of the pelvic bone, therefore relying on further stimulation from fingers or tongue.... something you bragged about having skills with earlier?

I rest my case

Rest your case?

Further stimulation from tongue as fucking at same time? So as well as an 8 inch cock I need a 3ft tongue too!!

Rest ya case elsewhere judge judy!!

You really can't be told can you? I have sat on a 3 and a half inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 5 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation. I have sat on a 6 inch cock and cum without assisted (fingers/tongue) stimulation.

I have sat on a 9 inch cock (whoops.... someone grew a bigger one than you, how inconsiderate of them!!) and needed fingering and oral minus cock to make me cum. I have sat on a 8 inch cock and needed the same stimulation after getting bored to tears not having my clit (located on the outside of vagina... grab a pen and paper for that one) stimulated.

***bangs hammer****

Dont need a sex lesson off you love! So just cos 1 8 inch cock doesnt make u cum does that mean that every1 wont? No it doesnt, slept with plenty of women and made vast majority of them come with my cock. Also done it with fingers, tongue etc etc, and I know my way round a clit love!!

So shove ya opinions thanks!"

well shit on your own door step hes got a lot to learn

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Blimey you're a charmer huh?!

I'm surprised you need self-promoting threads such as these... I'm sure they're really beating a path to your door and you're just being a bit coy!

You're showing everyone how it's done. It's really quite impressive to watch! Go you! "

Yeh I can be a charmer but when people have a dig 4 no particular reason then im going 2 defend myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh I can be a charmer"

That is genuinely the sweetest thing I have ever seen on these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you made need to do a little reading. try researching how a womans vagina works and how it is stimulated....you may be surprised by the results.

i don't know why men think all they need is a cock....surely they get past that reasoning by the time they leave school?!

do they teach them nothing in those places....?!

"

Well said.

Men reading this - prepare yourselves.

I once cut my cock on my zip (actually a few times but this one was bad!).

My then partner crudly suggested she'd be glad of the break from sex. But only a few days later she was quite frustrated. So with me getting my kicks from a woman cumming and enjoying it rather than me cumming for a woman, well for the next two weeks she got plenty of oral and fingering and twiddling on the clitoris and managed to pluck up the courage to use a vibrator for the first time, even though it was faulty. This experience reiterated to us both that a big cock is not necessary to have good sex.

Think what the OP needs is a meaningful relationship rather than jibes via posts on the topic. Yes we are all bored of repeat threads, but if youre so bored then dont take part.

PS: those two weeks with my cut cock were really frustrating. Even when i got a semi the cut cracked open again, but the first time i cum after that (over her body) hmmm OMG, she missed it (the absence of the cum that is, i dont mean me actually cumming). But unfortunately a big driop of it went up her nostril. Oops! Eeeewwwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Think what the OP needs is a meaningful relationship rather than jibes via posts on the topic. Yes we are all bored of repeat threads, but if youre so bored then dont take part.

"

That is to learn and fully understand what most good woman need to have good sex over and over again. Plus this way when you do actually cum it will feel much more rewearding and worthwhile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late.

Rate my pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late.

Rate my pics!"

I love your pic...it's comfortingly familiar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awful isn't it. When I read your posts i think ,albeit momentarily , I didn't say that!

I think you should be forced to change your pic.

Be more original !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that is just mean!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Sorry I'm late.

Rate my pics!"

Don't wanna be mean but you look like a man in your pic, Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it my hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Is it my hair ?"

It's the donkey jacket you are wearing in your pic Granny, sorry, sooooo does not become you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bitch! Your eyes are never off it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caught out.

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Thanx 4 all the supportive inbox msgs guys, ya know who ya are

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Thanx 4 all the supportive inbox msgs guys, ya know who ya are "

Ah thats nice for you, i hope you found some comfort in the um inbox messages

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Thanx 4 all the supportive inbox msgs guys, ya know who ya are

Ah thats nice for you, i hope you found some comfort in the um inbox messages "

I did thanx, makes a change from people like yaselves who jump on the bandwagon!

Have a good evening x

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

This thread almost dropped off the first page..... but only almost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thanks Carambar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread almost dropped off the first page..... but only almost! "
You just couldn't let this on go could you

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"...I think the OP should realise that there is nothing stronger or more dangerous than the written word..."

A prime case of the pen being mightier than the (pork) sword perhaps?

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Thanx 4 all the supportive inbox msgs guys, ya know who ya are

Ah thats nice for you, i hope you found some comfort in the um inbox messages

I did thanx, makes a change from people like yaselves who jump on the bandwagon!

Have a good evening x"

Cant resist a good bandwagon, you keep driving it, i will keep jumping on it.

Hope you have a nice day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanx 4 all the supportive inbox msgs guys, ya know who ya are

Ah thats nice for you, i hope you found some comfort in the um inbox messages

I did thanx, makes a change from people like yaselves who jump on the bandwagon!

Have a good evening x

Cant resist a good bandwagon, you keep driving it, i will keep jumping on it.

Hope you have a nice day"

Ah!! So that is why the "supportive peeps" weren't thanked in their inboxes.... y'know, the way that they would actually got a direct personal response... I did struggle, silly me eh

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

.... All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!"

Say that after being gang raped up the arse in the showers! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

.... All I stated is that a man with a big cock that knows how to use it is better than a man with a small cock!! Simples!!

Say that after being gang raped up the arse in the showers! lol"

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Thanx 4 all the supportive inbox msgs guys, ya know who ya are

Ah thats nice for you, i hope you found some comfort in the um inbox messages

I did thanx, makes a change from people like yaselves who jump on the bandwagon!

Have a good evening x

Cant resist a good bandwagon, you keep driving it, i will keep jumping on it.

Hope you have a nice day

Ah!! So that is why the "supportive peeps" weren't thanked in their inboxes.... y'know, the way that they would actually got a direct personal response... I did struggle, silly me eh "

Yes indeed silly you. Far 2 many 2 inbox each personally!! And if I did then I wudnt av the time 2 read your amazing posts wud i?

Keep smiling

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well at least showing your cock has got you some mail.

I hope I didn't confuse the 'your' and you're' again

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Well at least showing your cock has got you some mail.

I hope I didn't confuse the 'your' and you're' again "

OMFG!!!!

Stoppit!!! I larfed so hard I nearly wet myself!! Priceless!!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Rate the poster out of 10 for any of the above!!

Have fun and enjoy!!

0

tht is one ugly cock"

I howled at that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanx 4 all the supportive inbox msgs guys, ya know who ya are

Ah thats nice for you, i hope you found some comfort in the um inbox messages

I did thanx, makes a change from people like yaselves who jump on the bandwagon!

Have a good evening x

Cant resist a good bandwagon, you keep driving it, i will keep jumping on it.

Hope you have a nice day

Ah!! So that is why the "supportive peeps" weren't thanked in their inboxes.... y'know, the way that they would actually got a direct personal response... I did struggle, silly me eh

Yes indeed silly you. Far 2 many 2 inbox each personally!! And if I did then I wudnt av the time 2 read your amazing posts wud i?

Keep smiling"

I can't smile now can I? Thanks to you I have tears rolling down my cheeks.... tears of laughter lol.... A single guy complaining he hasn't got enough time to reply back to all of his messages!!!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

well the post above looks like she has nice tits.. imagine the pussy is nice too.. cant imagine she has a cock.. is that the idea of thes post ?...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"well the post above looks like she has nice tits.. imagine the pussy is nice too.. cant imagine she has a cock.. is that the idea of thes post ?... "

8 for cock (never seen it but I'll hazard a guess..)

0 for pussy (unless he has cats...)

2 for tits (otherwise he'd be pigeon chested)

I think I've got the hang of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would give Invictus 10/10 even though his hand is covering it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15/10 xx

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"well the post above looks like she has nice tits.. imagine the pussy is nice too.. cant imagine she has a cock.. is that the idea of thes post ?...

8 for cock (never seen it but I'll hazard a guess..)

0 for pussy (unless he has cats...)

2 for tits (otherwise he'd be pigeon chested)

I think I've got the hang of it. "

thanks

little less on the cock

correct on the pussy

bit higher on the man boobs

now for cariad

9 for tits imagine their great

9 for pussy think that would b nice too

0 for cock well dont think u have one lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your shorts are blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your crumpet is hot xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your butter is yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well the post above looks like she has nice tits.. imagine the pussy is nice too.. cant imagine she has a cock.. is that the idea of thes post ?...

8 for cock (never seen it but I'll hazard a guess..)

0 for pussy (unless he has cats...)

2 for tits (otherwise he'd be pigeon chested)

I think I've got the hang of it.

thanks

little less on the cock

correct on the pussy

bit higher on the man boobs

now for cariad

9 for tits imagine their great

9 for pussy think that would b nice too

0 for cock well dont think u have one lol xx

"

lol cheers hun......don't think I have a cock (well not since last night anyway heehee)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone nick it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone nick it ?"

haha Granny! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone nick it ?

haha Granny! :P"

Ohhhhh there it is. Don't put it back in your mouth x

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"your shorts are blue"

the boat was blue too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your shorts are blue

the boat was blue too xx"

and from what I can see it is a big and mighty fine looking one too Euro pmsl

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would give Invictus 10/10 even though his hand is covering it"

Hmmmmmm I'd give Invictus one...or have I got hold of the wrong end of his stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh no it dropped off the page

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!"

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Euro, off topic, but my mate used to have a chippie on heath road in bedworth

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Euro, off topic, but my mate used to have a chippie on heath road in bedworth"

ye not far from me... not a big place lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats true, always used to call in there for food on the way back from brum

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"thats true, always used to call in there for food on the way back from brum"

u must have met some of the inbreads then lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they seemed quite harmless though

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"would give Invictus 10/10 even though his hand is covering it

Hmmmmmm I'd give Invictus one...or have I got hold of the wrong end of his stick? "

I hope you meant 'give me one' and not 1 for my cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fantastic rear too Invictus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would give Invictus 10/10 even though his hand is covering it

Hmmmmmm I'd give Invictus one...or have I got hold of the wrong end of his stick?

I hope you meant 'give me one' and not 1 for my cock! "

I can't see your cock...but I'd still give you one -

(Sassy's pretends to have nooooooo idea what the man with the cute bum means)!!

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......"

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!"

Are there any catagories for, charm, wit and personality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

Are there any catagories for, charm, wit and personality? "
Well it is 10/10 for being a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooh another nice bum....10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooh another nice bum....10/10"
why thank you kind lady

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!"

big knob... that just about describes you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

Are there any catagories for, charm, wit and personality? Well it is 10/10 for being a cock "

You make me want to shag the brains out of you Ozzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

big knob... that just about describes you ..."

Do you want a good shagging too Euro?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

Are there any catagories for, charm, wit and personality? Well it is 10/10 for being a cock

You make me want to shag the brains out of you Ozzy "
You have such a beautiful turn of phrase, who could I resist that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

Are there any catagories for, charm, wit and personality? Well it is 10/10 for being a cock

You make me want to shag the brains out of you Ozzy "

I can't see either the tits or pussy of this little Madam, and I presume she does not own a penis. But in one of her pics she seems to be tearing at her top to saucily get at her assets, so they must be good! A nine perhaps...

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

big knob... that just about describes you ...

Do you want a good shagging too Euro? "

not an offer i get all the time..

yes please a good shagging sounds fun lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

thought this thread wass supposed to rate the person above..

maybe u could explain it again without going on about YOU......

No point explaining pal, prob 2 gormless 2 undastand!!

Are there any catagories for, charm, wit and personality? Well it is 10/10 for being a cock

You make me want to shag the brains out of you Ozzy

I can't see either the tits or pussy of this little Madam, and I presume she does not own a penis. But in one of her pics she seems to be tearing at her top to saucily get at her assets, so they must be good! A nine perhaps... "

You are right, I do not own a penis... I "borrow" mend penis' when I am in a naughty mood which is most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may use mine whenever your heart desires Madam...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooh another nice bum....10/10"

Hmmmm, nice, isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very nice mm

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Can't rate the above - one of the rare males with no pics of genitalia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9/10 only cos her boobs are better than mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9/10 only cos her boobs are better than mine lol"

And the lady above aint showing hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8

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By *ilywhiteWoman
over a year ago

Athy

7/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great figure

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

mmmmmmmmm 9/10

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By *ilywhiteWoman
over a year ago

Athy

Sexy!

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By *ilywhiteWoman
over a year ago

Athy

Sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice figure so using my imagination 9

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!"

Huh...? I'm confused. Are you saying you're sat with your cock in your hand knocking one out in anticipation of replies to this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!!

Unlike my hard on, d'ya know how difficult it is 2 stay hard for 200 odd posts? Pmsl!!

Huh...? I'm confused. Are you saying you're sat with your cock in your hand knocking one out in anticipation of replies to this thread? "

Give the guys a chance!!! Its obvious his blood had been redirected from his head to elsewhere 268 posts ago.

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