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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

....of the food catastrophe related threads.

I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.

I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.

It's all so unfair

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Look at me?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I guess it is

In my defence I had genuinely clicked on the other threads and thought no point getting involved.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You need to throw some crisps in your juice and you'll be fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....of the food catastrophe related threads.

I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.

I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.

It's all so unfair "

Don't worry. They're all bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....of the food catastrophe related threads.

I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.

I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.

It's all so unfair "
hey I don't feel left out and I don't drink , drink tea or eat bisquits

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?

Found popcorn in your cleavage?

Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

spag bol or tomatoes or beetroot?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww we can all snuggle you instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?

Found popcorn in your cleavage?

Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?

"

There must be a food/cleavage related misadventure

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?

Found popcorn in your cleavage?

Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?

There must be a food/cleavage related misadventure"

I'm always finding things in my cleavage. I had a Malteser fall out when I took off my bra once. I had no recollection of having at Maltesers that day.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?

Found popcorn in your cleavage?

Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?

"

Yes to the first 2, these are great calamities too

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"hey I don't feel left out and I don't drink , drink tea or eat bisquits "

Thank you, I don't really feel left out

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By *omPeepingMan
over a year ago

ossett


"....of the food catastrophe related threads.

I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.

I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.

It's all so unfair "

Di u want eating out

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?

Found popcorn in your cleavage?

Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?

There must be a food/cleavage related misadventure"

Went on a course with the boss lady once at a very nice venue, she got d*unk and attacked the twiglet's in our break time....only she managed to have them fall down her cleavage all showing mind and decided to go about the room offering people bowels of snacks....ohhh gawd the shame lol.

But she had much fun and said I could accompany her again haha, lifes good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know"
why not young lady

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"....of the food catastrophe related threads.

I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.

I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.

It's all so unfair

Di u want eating out "

No thank you

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have to admit I often drop bits on my boobs because they act like a shelf below my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op dont feel bad I cant eat Steak and garlic mayo when im out for a meal, it makes me fart terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever chewed something and half your tooth broke off?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Op dont feel bad I cant eat Steak and garlic mayo when im out for a meal, it makes me fart terrible "

Oh no, steak is about all I can eat when out.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Have you ever chewed something and half your tooth broke off?"

I haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever chewed something and half your tooth broke off?"

I once cracked a tooth on a vimto lolly in my youthful days

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Have you ever chewed something and half your tooth broke off?

I once cracked a tooth on a vimto lolly in my youthful days "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever chewed something and half your tooth broke off?

I once cracked a tooth on a vimto lolly in my youthful days

Ouch "

Yep not sure a vimto lolly should really be classed as food though

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't drink either, and I don't drink tea

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