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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For those of us who love it... I think we need a whole thread so that those who hate it can avoid the chat. However, I love a bit of chat about it!

Loved the opening!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

great opening... want Denise Welsh to win, sumit sexy with a hint of pure filth about her....

kinda like Jeff Brazier...

him from Neighbours looked botox'd out.. fleeting glimpse, so apologies if wrong...

and canna abide Kerry Katona.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get near the telly for a gaggle of boys round an x-box. I'll watch it later though.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Good new twist to it this year

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

and now ..... for all those people who found that Over The Rainbow just wasnt quite gay enough ..... its the new series of Dancing on Ice

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Good new twist to it this year "

No Ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holly's boobs..fucking hell!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Holly's boobs..fucking hell! "

Yup... I'm right there with you!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

hey we can chat on here and distract those of you who think it is viable entertainment for a sunday evening ............................ now where is that paint I can watch dry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"great opening... want Denise Welsh to win, sumit sexy with a hint of pure filth about her....

"

that might have something to do with her tendency to get d out of her head and fuck other men...allegedly

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"great opening... want Denise Welsh to win, sumit sexy with a hint of pure filth about her....

that might have something to do with her tendency to get d out of her head and fuck other men...allegedly "

yup..........

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"hey we can chat on here and distract those of you who think it is viable entertainment for a sunday evening ............................ now where is that paint I can watch dry?"

In life, there are always choices!

And Holly's bewbage alone is viable entertainment for a Sunday evening. So if you wanna watch paint dry, knock yourself out. I'll be knocking one out over here in the corner!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"hey we can chat on here and distract those of you who think it is viable entertainment for a sunday evening ............................ now where is that paint I can watch dry?

In life, there are always choices!

And Holly's bewbage alone is viable entertainment for a Sunday evening. So if you wanna watch paint dry, knock yourself out. I'll be knocking one out over here in the corner! "

I could watch you rather than the paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey we can chat on here and distract those of you who think it is viable entertainment for a sunday evening ............................ now where is that paint I can watch dry?

In life, there are always choices!

And Holly's bewbage alone is viable entertainment for a Sunday evening. So if you wanna watch paint dry, knock yourself out. I'll be knocking one out over here in the corner! "

now i'm just gonna visualise that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey we can chat on here and distract those of you who think it is viable entertainment for a sunday evening ............................ now where is that paint I can watch dry?

In life, there are always choices!

And Holly's bewbage alone is viable entertainment for a Sunday evening. So if you wanna watch paint dry, knock yourself out. I'll be knocking one out over here in the corner! "

Can I watch?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"hey we can chat on here and distract those of you who think it is viable entertainment for a sunday evening ............................ now where is that paint I can watch dry?

In life, there are always choices!

And Holly's bewbage alone is viable entertainment for a Sunday evening. So if you wanna watch paint dry, knock yourself out. I'll be knocking one out over here in the corner!

Can I watch? "

snap

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

great song on now............. I love etta james

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh I'm quite liking Sean.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"

And Holly's bewbage alone is viable entertainment for a Sunday evening. So if you wanna watch paint dry, knock yourself out. I'll be knocking one out over here in the corner! "

Dancing on Ice is so gay that not even the lovely Holly Willoughby's boobs could carry it over the gayness threshold

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

And Holly's bewbage alone is viable entertainment for a Sunday evening. So if you wanna watch paint dry, knock yourself out. I'll be knocking one out over here in the corner!

Dancing on Ice is so gay that not even the lovely Holly Willoughby's boobs could carry it over the gayness threshold"

Well go join the aunties in the other thread then!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"

Well go join the aunties in the other thread then! "

why preach to the choir when there's heathens and philistines ripe for conversion ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

all a bit tetchy next door...

passes around some fancies and a glass of Cristal.

think they on a mug of tetleys and a garibaldi thro the walls.

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Well go join the aunties in the other thread then!

why preach to the choir when there's heathens and philistines ripe for conversion ? "

Good luck with that then, you may want to make yourself comfortable, you'll be at that for a while!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anyone for a top up...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

shit........ Criminal Minds is on at 8..

DOI is dumped at 7.59pm

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

see... i love strictly come dancing but can't get into dancing on ice at all.....

I know... freak!!!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"shit........ Criminal Minds is on at 8..

DOI is dumped at 7.59pm "

Pah!! What sort of sequens queen are you?!

Record Hotch!!

And top me up!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

johnson beharry VC to win...

have changed my mind x

inspirational guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shit........ Criminal Minds is on at 8..

DOI is dumped at 7.59pm "

Ha .........Fickle Fickle Fickle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well go join the aunties in the other thread then!

why preach to the choir when there's heathens and philistines ripe for conversion ? "

How long have you been waiting for a thread that you could say that in?

I missed DOI is it on later? Love the costumes!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"shit........ Criminal Minds is on at 8..

DOI is dumped at 7.59pm

Ha .........Fickle Fickle Fickle !"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Kerry is on next..

no funnies about ... her lines.

must stop myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kerry is on next..

no funnies about ... her lines.

must stop myself"

Yep man...suck it up!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

OMG! Comedy Dave!!!

Happy days!!!

*prays for him to be ace*

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Kerry is on next..

no funnies about ... her lines.

must stop myself

Yep man...suck it up!"

am trying so hard......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the bloody anti thread have 35 posts and we have 34... and they have bloody comments about the programme, so they are watching it..........

charlatans.........

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"the bloody anti thread have 35 posts and we have 34... and they have bloody comments about the programme, so they are watching it..........

charlatans......... "

Yup... I suspect they're all in denial cause they're protesting way too much!

Fear not... we'll last longer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shit........ Criminal Minds is on at 8..

DOI is dumped at 7.59pm "

I'm with you there my man!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"shit........ Criminal Minds is on at 8..

DOI is dumped at 7.59pm

I'm with you there my man! "

kindred spirit xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"the bloody anti thread have 35 posts and we have 34... and they have bloody comments about the programme, so they are watching it..........

charlatans.........

Yup... I suspect they're all in denial cause they're protesting way too much!

Fear not... we'll last longer! "

all closet cases...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ooooh Nadia to win as her partner is a fellow Scot

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"ooooh Nadia to win as her partner is a fellow Scot"

She's hot hot hot! Skating isn't the best but she has a fabulous figure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so Kerry are you looking forward to dancing on ice?"

"Yeah,crystal meth will make a refreshing change from cocaine"

Denise Welch - "did someone mention cocaine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooh they have nooooooo sense of humour next door! All I said was I love Dancing on Ice so bite me and I was sent here. Sheesh!!!

Oh well...oooooooooooh I love it!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

geeeeshhhh Kerry flaming Katona? she's not reven a hasbeen or a wannabe she's just a plain attention seeker!!!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Ooooooooh they have nooooooo sense of humour next door! All I said was I love Dancing on Ice so bite me and I was sent here. Sheesh!!!

Oh well...oooooooooooh I love it! "

they are a strange lot... and it's not even a full moon...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"geeeeshhhh Kerry flaming Katona? she's not reven a hasbeen or a wannabe she's just a plain attention seeker!!!!!"

and now she has the cheek to dance to the music we used at the renewal of our wedding vows!!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I love that song.......... have my eyes closed to canna see her..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

How much work has she had done on her face, she looks like a clone of Daniella Westbrook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""so Kerry are you looking forward to dancing on ice?"

"Yeah,crystal meth will make a refreshing change from cocaine"

Denise Welch - "did someone mention cocaine""

You crack me up!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Jason says she had only 1 face...

its more frozen than both ice caps..

ffs,

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"How much work has she had done on her face, she looks like a clone of Daniella Westbrook"

I just said exactly the same to K

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Jason says she had only 1 face...

ffs, "

I spat coffee everywhere when he said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jason says she had only 1 face...

ffs, ;;I

spat coffee everywhere when he said that "

Coffee lol are ya ill babe?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""so Kerry are you looking forward to dancing on ice?"

"Yeah,crystal meth will make a refreshing change from cocaine"

Denise Welch - "did someone mention cocaine"

You crack me up! "

not up your crack tho?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Jason says she had only 1 face...

ffs, ;;I

spat coffee everywhere when he said that

Coffee lol are ya ill babe?? xx "

aye, sick in the heid

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"How much work has she had done on her face, she looks like a clone of Daniella Westbrook

I just said exactly the same to K"

Thought you were watching paint dry?!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"How much work has she had done on her face, she looks like a clone of Daniella Westbrook

I just said exactly the same to K

Thought you were watching paint dry?! "

I was but K cooked my tea and she's watching it

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"How much work has she had done on her face, she looks like a clone of Daniella Westbrook

I just said exactly the same to K

Thought you were watching paint dry?!

I was but K cooked my tea and she's watching it "

Nice that you know which side your bread has been buttered!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"How much work has she had done on her face, she looks like a clone of Daniella Westbrook

I just said exactly the same to K

Thought you were watching paint dry?!

I was but K cooked my tea and she's watching it

Nice that you know which side your bread has been buttered! "

when you have been married as long as I have you know that discretion is better than valour

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good show... we'll expect you every week with your thoughts on the skaters then!

Welcome to the c..... club!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Good show... we'll expect you every week with your thoughts on the skaters then!

Welcome to the c..... club! "

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Good show... we'll expect you every week with your thoughts on the skaters then!

Welcome to the c..... club!

"

You luffs it... I can tell!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Good show... we'll expect you every week with your thoughts on the skaters then!

Welcome to the c..... club!

You luffs it... I can tell! "

I love toothache as well ......... when it's gone!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla Ice rocked

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

FFS it's on again - surely they don't need to have it on 75% of the evening!!!!!!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"FFS it's on again - surely they don't need to have it on 75% of the evening!!!!!!"

Embrace it sweetie... she's gonna make you watch it every week... stop fighting it! You know you want to!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"FFS it's on again - surely they don't need to have it on 75% of the evening!!!!!!

Embrace it sweetie... she's gonna make you watch it every week... stop fighting it! You know you want to! "

there are lots of things I would like to embrace but freaks on ice isn't one of them ........ and what qualifications has an ex spice girl got to judge anyone?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

there are lots of things I would like to embrace but freaks on ice isn't one of them ........ and what qualifications has an ex spice girl got to judge anyone?"

Oooooh you're so contradictory!

I have no idea what qualifications Emma Bunton has but you're thinking about it! By the time it's over you'll be a convert, albeit a reluctant one but a convert nonetheless!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"

there are lots of things I would like to embrace but freaks on ice isn't one of them ........ and what qualifications has an ex spice girl got to judge anyone?

Oooooh you're so contradictory!

I have no idea what qualifications Emma Bunton has but you're thinking about it! By the time it's over you'll be a convert, albeit a reluctant one but a convert nonetheless!! "

I think you mean I'll be in a convent not convert don't you? pmsl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I think you had the timer on the telly set for it A, and YOU make K watch it with you lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I think you had the timer on the telly set for it A, and YOU make K watch it with you lol "

errrrr ok you've sussed me out, well I've just sussed itv anyway, they can't afford the damn programmes so they are getting folks to call in to vote for the same thing twice now - what a flammin con!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"For those of us who love it... I think we need a whole thread so that those who hate it can avoid the chat. However, I love a bit of chat about it!

Loved the opening! "

I love it....although it was long winded with that many breaks.

Angela Rippon to go......gets a bit of advice from experts trying to give her tips and she pulls a face as if they are wrong.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well being Scottish I'm too feckin tight fisted to vote once never mind twice, lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"well being Scottish I'm too feckin tight fisted to vote once never mind twice, lol "

I'm scottish by nature too - but then you don't think I would vote anyway do you?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"For those of us who love it... I think we need a whole thread so that those who hate it can avoid the chat. However, I love a bit of chat about it!

Loved the opening!

I love it....although it was long winded with that many breaks.

Angela Rippon to go......gets a bit of advice from experts trying to give her tips and she pulls a face as if they are wrong."

I pause it for ten minutes at the start then I can fast forward through all the ads!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

we all know you voted for Kerry!!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"we all know you voted for Kerry!!!!! "

I think you might get your bottom smacked for that remark if we ever get to meet lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bring it on!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

want some dancing on ice gossip.... lol

Per mr schofield on twitter..

"Gossip of the night, Laura made her little mistake because she felt her top ping and was convinced her boobs were out!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the program, but gonna record it next week, can't stand having SO many adverts. Program probably won't be on for an hour if I fast forward that little lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a con! everyone dances and the public pay to vote. then the bottom 3 have to dance again.doing the SAME dance to the SAME music,the public are then asked to vote AGAIN! for those that like the show this adds nothing to it.its still 3 cpls standing there and 2 of em are going home.

a cynical ploy by ITV to drag it out for another ½ hour whilst extracting more money from the public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a con! everyone dances and the public pay to vote. then the bottom 3 have to dance again.doing the SAME dance to the SAME music,the public are then asked to vote AGAIN! for those that like the show this adds nothing to it.its still 3 cpls standing there and 2 of em are going home.

a cynical ploy by ITV to drag it out for another ½ hour whilst extracting more money from the public. "

Thing is no one puts a gun to these peoples head. WE know it's a big con, so will not be parting with any of our hard dosh! No matter what, some people will ALWAYS vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more fool them if they can't see thru it

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"I can handle the despair,it's the hope I can't handle"

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*bump*

Who's watching?!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pah! You lot are rubbish! Where's Queen View when you need him?!

I think Comedy Dave is ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ive been watching got to dance

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

absolutely love dancing on ice.. was an ice dancer many years back and a semi pro latin american dancer, so love all programmes "dance"

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"*bump*

Who's watching?! "

We were

Love the lad who used to be in Eastenders, not sure about the Dave man though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been watching got to dance "

I loved last series but will watch the live shows the auditions bore me rigid!

I usually love DOI but find this lot of nonentities underwhelming!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*bump*

Who's watching?!

We were

Love the lad who used to be in Eastenders, not sure about the Dave man though"

Yeah... his skating wasn't the best, I just like him!

And the Eastenders lad was fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing On Ice

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makes me hanker for global warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i may actually pick up the phone on this one craig can't go so early

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Where is View?!!

Liking it tonight!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

God you have to be sad to bum this thread

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"God you have to be sad to bum this thread "

opps *Bump* although with two of those judges who knows? pmsl

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By *eridotWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"God you have to be sad to bum this thread

opps *Bump* although with two of those judges who knows? pmsl"

Wondered what you were suggesting then dear

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