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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can piss all over the floor and toilet seat, leave up the seat and walk away, unlike us ladies who aim, fire and put the lid down

Plus they have a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies. "

Just because you're a man?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Having someone address me directly in an audio store would be a nice experience rather than having to relay my queries through any male colleague I happen to be with since having boobs apparently means my ears or ability to process technical information doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

Is that a question or a statement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rarely having to queue for a pee on a night out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

Is that a question or a statement? "

Looking for reasons that support the statement.

I posted it the other way round this morning before work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

Just because you're a man?"

The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have sex as much as you like(can get) without the social stigma, Being judged by other people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

Just because you're a man?

The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man. "

True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

Just because you're a man?

The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.

True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too. "

Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

Just because you're a man?

The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.

True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.

Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male! "

Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

Just because you're a man?

The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.

True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.

Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male!

Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though

Not quite often enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

Just because you're a man?

The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.

True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.

Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male!

Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though

Not quite often enough! "

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

theres only 3 no babies or periods and better wages other wise its dull and hard work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Babies don't affect your figure

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

Owwwww I see what you did there Rachael

Parallel threads

Clever girl xx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"theres only 3 no babies or periods and better wages other wise its dull and hard work"

And getting taken seriously about technical things. I did mention so above, but much like Arabella Weir in The Fast Show since I am a girl it's as if no-one could actually hear me...

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Being able to pee standing up

Always being right

Being able to parallel park

Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this

Inbuilt sense of direction

Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard

Being called a stud and not a slut in regards to number of sexual partners.

Being able to post stuff on here with tongue firmly in cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can talk techie and be listened to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren't confused by the need to multitask (what IS that?) and as we get older polite people call us "sir" (freaky but strangely ego stroking, where'as ma'am or madam seems a little meh).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

Owwwww I see what you did there Rachael

Parallel threads

Clever girl xx"

Lol. The girl one has done best.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Being able to parallel park

Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this

Inbuilt sense of direction

Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard

Shit, I may be a man

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Being able to parallel park

Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this

Inbuilt sense of direction

Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard

Shit, I may be a man

Yikes! Me too

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But guys just have to know how to do DIY,almost by instinct,without ever having read the instruction manual for their circular saw or nail gun (just go down to A+E to see the results),,they have to pretend to give a damn about technical specifications of everyday items,BHP,gear ratios and all that stuff,it must make buying a car so difficult.It's so much easier when you just want a pink one.

But by far the worst aspect for you guys must surely be that you never get to cry on your friends shoulder,with your mascara running while stuffing your face with chocolate cake.

No,,,you can keep your machismo and your stiff upper lips,,,,seems like a lot of hard work and an emotional desert to me.

P.S. I'm not being sexist,,,some of my best friends are male.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Being able to parallel park

Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this

Inbuilt sense of direction

Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard

Shit, I may be a man

Yikes! Me too

Nita"

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Well a queue of blokes (and some ladies) has now formed halfway down the street to offer a second opinion

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"Having someone address me directly in an audio store would be a nice experience rather than having to relay my queries through any male colleague I happen to be with since having boobs apparently means my ears or ability to process technical information doesn't work."

I wish that we had more ladies in technical roles. However being a red blooded male I can only say that I would struggle to talk technical with you as I would be wanting to get your number and ask you out.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Being able to parallel park

Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this

Inbuilt sense of direction

Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard

Shit, I may be a man

Yikes! Me too

Nita

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Well a queue of blokes (and some ladies) has now formed halfway down the street to offer a second opinion"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But guys just have to know how to do DIY,almost by instinct,without ever having read the instruction manual for their circular saw or nail gun (just go down to A+E to see the results),,they have to pretend to give a damn about technical specifications of everyday items,BHP,gear ratios and all that stuff,it must make buying a car so difficult.It's so much easier when you just want a pink one.

But by far the worst aspect for you guys must surely be that you never get to cry on your friends shoulder,with your mascara running while stuffing your face with chocolate cake.

No,,,you can keep your machismo and your stiff upper lips,,,,seems like a lot of hard work and an emotional desert to me.

P.S. I'm not being sexist,,,some of my best friends are male.

Happy to cry with mascara running down my face but you can keep the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.

Just because you're a man?

The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.

True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.

Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male!

Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though

Not quite often enough! "

But... I do.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Men get paid more and don't get patronised doing typically male jobs.

I'm a female drag queen and DJ. Not a typical job for girls I grant you but I've had to fight for the past twelve years to gain work and respect. When I won an award for Best Drag Act at this years London Cabaret Awards was still subjected to heaps of lazy misogyny.

Ooh and love it when I DJ, blokes watch me then go "oh you're quite good aren't you?"

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

Have a lie-in over the weekend and wait for the house to tidy and clean itself

Have a self-stocking larder and refrigirator

Wear the same pair of jeans and T-shirt for 3 days and nobody will notice

Not shave for three days (see above) and tell everyone that the look is in fashion

Turn up on a meet almost in my PJs and know that she will have made such an effort to look attractive for me

Get a cold, which will give me the perfect excuse to be grumpy for a week

Heck, I want to be a guy

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Being able to parallel park

Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this

Inbuilt sense of direction

Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard

Shit, I may be a man

Yikes! Me too

Nita

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Well a queue of blokes (and some ladies) has now formed halfway down the street to offer a second opinion"

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

Born chip on the shoulder free.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

I'm happy that being a guy I never have to worry about getting pregnant, have periods or spending ridiculous amount of time doing stuff like make up or my hair..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can drive like a cunt and never have someone roll their eyes and say "Bloody women drivers".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is so much better than being a girl.

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Born chip on the shoulder free.

Blatant lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can drive like a cunt and never have someone roll their eyes and say "Bloody women drivers"."

That should have said bloody men drivers.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Is so much better than being a girl.

Reasons?

Born chip on the shoulder free.

Blatant lies! "

The chip on the shoulder always wins.

Although the driving thing is a goer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man gets emotional, women want to give a hug.

When a woman gets emotional, men immediately make themselves scarce!

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