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"Lay down on a park bench in the dark?" But it's cold and there are wolves out there... | |||
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"I dunno,shave your beard? " Yeah...that ain't gunna happen! | |||
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"Lay down on a park bench in the dark? But it's cold and there are wolves out there..." You must be prepared to suffer for your art. | |||
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"Lay down on a park bench in the dark? But it's cold and there are wolves out there... You must be prepared to suffer for your art." But the wolves...THE WOLVES!!!!!!! *sigh* ok, if I HAVE to.... *goes outside*... | |||
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"Use sellotape? "That's just damn good kinky fun, that is... | |||
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"..to get his face sat on around here? Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..? Shit. Um... Errrmm...." long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait  | |||
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"..to get his face sat on around here? Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..? Shit. Um... Errrmm.... long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait "I'm not sure I'd be completely compatible with the U-Bend... | |||
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"Hhhhhhooooooowwwwwllllllll" Shit!! SHIT!! A wolf!! Ok..a hot wolf...don't eat me...oh, wait... eeeeat meeeeee!!! | |||
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"..to get his face sat on around here? Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..? Shit. Um... Errrmm.... long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait
I'm not sure I'd be completely compatible with the U-Bend..."yeah good point. Ah well I tried | |||
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"..to get his face sat on around here? Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..? Shit. Um... Errrmm.... long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait
I'm not sure I'd be completely compatible with the U-Bend... yeah good point. Ah well I tried "What? You've tried to get into the U-bend..?!!? Oh. My. God!! That must have hurt! | |||
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"Use sellotape?
That's just damn good kinky fun, that is..."Provided you're not hairy!  | |||
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"Use sellotape?
That's just damn good kinky fun, that is...
Provided you're not hairy! "Thaaaat's a very good point.... Uh oh... | |||
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"Use sellotape?
That's just damn good kinky fun, that is...
Provided you're not hairy!
Thaaaat's a very good point....
Uh oh..."Bondage tape isn't quite as sticky.  | |||
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"Use sellotape?
That's just damn good kinky fun, that is...
Provided you're not hairy!
Thaaaat's a very good point....
Uh oh...
Bondage tape isn't quite as sticky. "And it smells fantastic.and is super shiny..and and..YAY! And I have some!! Now all I need is a lovely lady who'd like a seat... | |||
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"..to get his face sat on around here? Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..? Shit. Um... Errrmm...." go to a club it may cost you between £40-75 but you have a 1/20 chance that a woman will sit on it and 1/3 a man will, also you will of course be supporting women's sexual pleasure by keeping the clubs running and obviously far outweighs the odds on fab which are roughly 1/200 hope this helps        | |||
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"..to get his face sat on around here? Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..? Shit. Um... Errrmm....go to a club it may cost you between £40-75 but you have a 1/20 chance that a woman will sit on it and 1/3 a man will, also you will of course be supporting women's sexual pleasure by keeping the clubs running and obviously far outweighs the odds on fab which are roughly 1/200 hope this helps "Jebus! You have some kind of formulae for those stats? Please tell me you have a whiteboard in your room like on "The Big Bang Theory"... | |||
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"Lay down on a park bench in the dark? But it's cold and there are wolves out there..." So are the beavers | |||
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"Lay down on a park bench in the dark? But it's cold and there are wolves out there... So are the beavers "Now I love beavers... | |||
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"I have a white board at work does that help "That'll do! | |||
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"I dunno,shave your beard? " Or shave your legs and buy a frock..... Hey, it worked for me.... | |||
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