FabSwingers.com forum: A "make Harley smile" thread...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just try to do it without waving winkies about....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if I cant wave my winkie about am fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm I could send a strategically placed minion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm I could send a strategically placed minion?

I love minions! Yes please!

(I secretly have my own Minion army.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm I could send a strategically placed minion?

I love minions! Yes please!

(I secretly have my own Minion army.

Sent my current ones not too naughty but upgrading my minion army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Harley what you up to ,I'm coughing can't stop xx

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If you're ready for bed,... I could do you a hot water bottle, I've just filled my two little ladies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(((Cwtches lovely)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer a virtual hairy chest snuggle if that would help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smile from the Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smile from the Pooch

That's a cute smile .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smile from the Pooch

That's a cute smile ."

He is a happy Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smile from the Pooch

That's a cute smile .

He is a happy Pooch

Yes he is .X

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Come and have a booby hug gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smile from the Pooch

That's a cute smile .

He is a happy Pooch

Yes he is .X"

He is jolly well snuggled up with me now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We could make prank calls to your friends and then pick one to knock a door run

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Ok, because I've been in a rhyming mood this week and because I've been drinking:

There once was a young lady from Gotham

Who really did have quite a nice bottom

She posed for pics with Fab ice lollys

Which made people say “Oh Golly”

Her avatar was a Minion in a strategic place

Which put a smile on many a person’s face

She liked blokes with cute butts she could perve

But married and attached men she did swerve

The boys still sent her pics of their willys

Which she thought was all a bit silly

As all she wanted was a Joker to be her guy

(She really hoped that he was at least a little bit bi)

To help fulfil her ambition to kill Batman

But because life rarely does go to plan

She decided to join the Fab forum

Even though it was a place lacking in decorum

There her posts certainly made people laugh

Her sexy pics left some needing an ice cold bath

Sadly she felt a bit down once in a while

So she started a thread asking people to help her smile

Specifically she asked for no winkie waving

So we are here trying to be behaving

But it’s hard when we men are so proud of our cocks

(And it’s a bit cold so we are keeping on our socks)

Without resorting to exhibitionism

We must use some imagination

So now without waving them about

We will just aloud have to shout

WE ALL LOVE YOU HARLEY QUIMM!!!

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