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"Ffs did u have to go N wake me from my slumber. .that kettle best be on " As I've been working all night yes I did | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit " The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit " Morning angel or ted | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning " You got my breakfast on yet | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning You got my breakfast on yet " I can offer you a slap or maybe a flogging but no way on this planet am I cooking at this time on a morning | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning You got my breakfast on yet I can offer you a slap or maybe a flogging but no way on this planet am I cooking at this time on a morning " Ye right you wish little girl. That's OK I don't finish till 7 so you've plenty of time to nip to tescos oh don't forget the mushrooms | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning You got my breakfast on yet I can offer you a slap or maybe a flogging but no way on this planet am I cooking at this time on a morning Ye right you wish little girl. That's OK I don't finish till 7 so you've plenty of time to nip to tescos oh don't forget the mushrooms " This body ain't moving from this bed till way after 10 am...and no need to go to Tescos ...Tescos come to me | |||
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"Just ted, angel is asleep and rarely ventures into the forums " In that case morning ted | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning You got my breakfast on yet I can offer you a slap or maybe a flogging but no way on this planet am I cooking at this time on a morning Ye right you wish little girl. That's OK I don't finish till 7 so you've plenty of time to nip to tescos oh don't forget the mushrooms This body ain't moving from this bed till way after 10 am...and no need to go to Tescos ...Tescos come to me " See you at half past then | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning You got my breakfast on yet I can offer you a slap or maybe a flogging but no way on this planet am I cooking at this time on a morning Ye right you wish little girl. That's OK I don't finish till 7 so you've plenty of time to nip to tescos oh don't forget the mushrooms This body ain't moving from this bed till way after 10 am...and no need to go to Tescos ...Tescos come to me See you at half past then " Ohh I have pulled | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning You got my breakfast on yet I can offer you a slap or maybe a flogging but no way on this planet am I cooking at this time on a morning Ye right you wish little girl. That's OK I don't finish till 7 so you've plenty of time to nip to tescos oh don't forget the mushrooms This body ain't moving from this bed till way after 10 am...and no need to go to Tescos ...Tescos come to me See you at half past then Ohh I have pulled " The things I'll do for a cooked breakfast | |||
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"Morning bladey, morning zoya, and a wonderful morning to all that follow...the birds are singing and shit The birds are fast asleep here ...tis way too early for em..Morning You got my breakfast on yet I can offer you a slap or maybe a flogging but no way on this planet am I cooking at this time on a morning Ye right you wish little girl. That's OK I don't finish till 7 so you've plenty of time to nip to tescos oh don't forget the mushrooms This body ain't moving from this bed till way after 10 am...and no need to go to Tescos ...Tescos come to me See you at half past then Ohh I have pulled The things I'll do for a cooked breakfast " Who said óot about cooking | |||
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"Please could we keep the noise down and can someone please pass me the paracetamol? And if there are any gentlemen around I would appreciate a cuddle - thank you xx" Well I'd offer but I'm no gentleman | |||
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"Please could we keep the noise down and can someone please pass me the paracetamol? And if there are any gentlemen around I would appreciate a cuddle - thank you xx Offer accepted come and have a cuddle xxx Well I'd offer but I'm no gentleman " | |||
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"Good morning Taff hope it's a jolly one for you " Good morning PP have a great weekends ,a busy one here but not in a fun way lol | |||
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"Good morning all, spare a thought for us folks up out and working at this time" ok i spared a thought snuggles backs under my duvet | |||
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"Good morning all, spare a thought for us folks up out and working at this time ok i spared a thought snuggles backs under my duvet " oh thats cruel | |||
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"Good morning all, spare a thought for us folks up out and working at this time ok i spared a thought snuggles backs under my duvet oh thats cruel " cruel but oh so true | |||
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"Morning. Dying, too much southern comfort. Blugh" morning miss self inflicted nah sympathy here | |||
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"Morning. Dying, too much southern comfort. Blugh morning miss self inflicted nah sympathy here " oh thanks I could be dying here! | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on " Your a bit bloody late | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late " I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft " Stop bragging | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging " Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night " Do tell | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell" Nosey fooker | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker " True | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True " I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man | |||
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"Morning. Dying, too much southern comfort. Blugh morning miss self inflicted nah sympathy here oh thanks I could be dying here! " And?? | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man " good morning huni make mine a coffee white nah sugar thankyou | |||
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"Morning. Dying, too much southern comfort. Blugh morning miss self inflicted nah sympathy here oh thanks I could be dying here! And?? " I'll live!!! Although I should never be allowed a phone in my hand when I've had one to many | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man good morning huni make mine a coffee white nah sugar thankyou " Good morning lovely ..blades not a good hostess with mostest is he | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man " Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man good morning huni make mine a coffee white nah sugar thankyou Good morning lovely ..blades not a good hostess with mostest is he " nah he aint tut | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't " No alcohol as passed my lips ...but id like a green tea so be a jolly good chap and fook off into kitchen and make us one ..pleaseee xx | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man good morning huni make mine a coffee white nah sugar thankyou Good morning lovely ..blades not a good hostess with mostest is he nah he aint tut" It depends on the lady | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man good morning huni make mine a coffee white nah sugar thankyou Good morning lovely ..blades not a good hostess with mostest is he nah he aint tut" Men eh pfffft | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't No alcohol as passed my lips ...but id like a green tea so be a jolly good chap and fook off into kitchen and make us one ..pleaseee xx" The 2nd word is off | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't No alcohol as passed my lips ...but id like a green tea so be a jolly good chap and fook off into kitchen and make us one ..pleaseee xx The 2nd word is off " First word ON? | |||
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"Ffs did u have to go N wake me from my slumber. .that kettle best be on " The word slumber always reminds me of the cave of wonders from Aladdib "Who dares awake my slumber" | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't No alcohol as passed my lips ...but id like a green tea so be a jolly good chap and fook off into kitchen and make us one ..pleaseee xx The 2nd word is off First word ON? " Night night | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't No alcohol as passed my lips ...but id like a green tea so be a jolly good chap and fook off into kitchen and make us one ..pleaseee xx The 2nd word is off First word ON? Night night " Sleep well ole man xx | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't No alcohol as passed my lips ...but id like a green tea so be a jolly good chap and fook off into kitchen and make us one ..pleaseee xx The 2nd word is off First word ON? Night night Sleep well ole man xx" Cheeky bitch | |||
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"Morning again ...I dropped back off thank the Lord ....Kettles on Your a bit bloody late I came earlier what more do you want ..pfft Stop bragging Thats nothing u shud hear what I did last night Do tell Nosey fooker True I know now did I hear the kettle boiling or u just pissing about man Hey I've had a long night I'm already on my 2nd Jd so guess you didn't No alcohol as passed my lips ...but id like a green tea so be a jolly good chap and fook off into kitchen and make us one ..pleaseee xx The 2nd word is off First word ON? Night night Sleep well ole man xx Cheeky bitch " And? | |||
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"Morning all from a cold blustery Blackpool " Isn't Blackpool always cold and blustery | |||
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"Morning all from a cold blustery Blackpool Isn't Blackpool always cold and blustery " Not ALWAYS! | |||
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