FabSwingers.com forum: Old adverts

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What adverts do you remember mine is I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz".

We used to sing that in primary school so it's from the sixties

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

watch out there's a .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the shake and vac ................

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz".

We used to sing that in primary school so it's from the sixties

Oh wow did it really say that can you imagine if that advert was on now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accrington Stanley? Who are they? Exactly!

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

you've been tangoed ..... my ears are still damaged from the aftermath of that one

by the way did your heating get sorted yet?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz".

We used to sing that in primary school so it's from the sixties

Oh wow did it really say that can you imagine if that advert was on now lol

Yes it was

I still know the tune so it worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie say .............

And

Here comes the milky bar kid !

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Accrington Stanley? Who are they? Exactly!"
A very old football team founder member of the football league

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"you've been tangoed ..... my ears are still damaged from the aftermath of that one

by the way did your heating get sorted yet?"

Timer is getting fixed next week I've had the heating on low at the moment when at work only because I've got a cold and a chesty cough and when I walk in its freezing so hits my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And its john smith with the running bomb.

and

HAVE IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um Bongo Um Bongo they drink it in the Congo

Trio triiiiiiio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The red car and the blue car had a race

But all red wants to do is stuff his face....

Bud wei serrrrrr

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz".

We used to sing that in primary school so it's from the sixties

Oh wow did it really say that can you imagine if that advert was on now lol

Yes it was

I still know the tune so it worked."

Im singing along with you

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Here comes the milky bar kid ! "

He' strong and tough and only the best is good enough

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm a Cadbury fruit and nut case

Crazy for those Cadbury nuts and raiiiiiisiiinnns.

Tick a tick a Timex tra la la.

Have you got the Colgate ring of confidence?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Theyre tasty, tasty, very very tasty

Theyre very tasty

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz".

We used to sing that in primary school so it's from the sixties

Oh wow did it really say that can you imagine if that advert was on now lol

Yes it was

I still know the tune so it worked.

Im singing along with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The red car and the blue car had a race

But all red wants to do is stuff his face....

Bud wei serrrrrr "

I loved that milkyway advert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate tastes like chocolate never tasted before *faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks good, it tastes good and golly it does you good!

Mr tatts

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate tastes like chocolate never tasted before *faps*

And a generation of young boys wanked over a chocolate advert

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

smash ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be chips or jacket spuds will it be salad or frozen pee's

But Mr soft always takes me back to my childhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate tastes like chocolate never tasted before *faps*

And a generation of young boys wanked over a chocolate advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah bodyform, bodyform for you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Woah bodyform, bodyform for you

I remember that one

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Alun Armstrong at bierfest handed a stein by busty bar-frau....

"Ye got nee proper glasses pet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woah bodyform, bodyform for you

I remember that one

Just throwing one in for you youngsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross ply and radial. Be careful how you mix them.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I used to love the tea adverts with the chimps.

I'm going to be awake half the night now remembering the adverts from when I was a kid.

Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green fairy liquid...the lies they used to tell!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I used to love the tea adverts with the chimps.

Do you know the pianos on my foot?

You name it Ill play it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I used to love the tea adverts with the chimps.

Do you know the pianos on my foot?

You name it Ill play it"

You're too young to remember but there was a very early one with them all sitting round a table drinking tea.

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

naaats ....whole hazle nuts....hoom cadburys take em and dey cover dem in chocolate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any time, any place, anywhere, there's a wonderful world we can share. It's the right one, it's the bright one, it's Martini

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You're too young to remember but..."

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A canny bag of Tudor" (from a time when Walkers were not the only crisps!)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A finger of fudge. And I always wondered why Kia Ora was too orangey for crows.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

""A canny bag of Tudor" (from a time when Walkers were not the only crisps!)

The little Chinese kid in that ad lived near me

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

dunlop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NebZb7dnd8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adore a...Ke-Ora!

And who could forget "Tell 'em about the hunny, Mummy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Oh mr soft" soft mints ad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""A canny bag of Tudor" (from a time when Walkers were not the only crisps!)

I'd climb a mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet Mike, he swims like a fish."

Always made me feel better that I might be shit at footy but I could swim like a fish

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I used to love the tea adverts with the chimps.

I'm going to be awake half the night now remembering the adverts from when I was a kid.

Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green fairy liquid...the lies they used to tell!"

PG tips for the chimps I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"woman giving birth and fires out a baby at high speed, baby flies high in the sky getting older and older till he's old and lands in a grave"

Then this appears on the screen

"life is short, get an xbox"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like a lot of lipstick on your dipstick join our Club......or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P p p pick up a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was that powdered mashed potato ad .The one with the aliens?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If you like a lot of lipstick on your dipstick join our Club......or something like that

I ain't glamming up for you, You'll have to ask Tina or Soxy

Ah fuck it, splash some Brut all over as advertised by our 'enry

Blue Stratos or Old Spice were much better though, or even Hai Karate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was that powdered mashed potato ad .The one with the aliens?"

Oh and what about the Christmas ad with the snow globe.

The sun is out, the sky is blue but it's raining, raining in my heart .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What was that powdered mashed potato ad .The one with the aliens?"

I wanna smash yer backdoors in

Err sorry, it must have been Smash

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

this is the story of reginald molehusband, married, two children whose reverse parking was a public danger. people came for miles just to see him. bets were laid on his performance.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Made in Scotland from girders

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Made in Scotland from girders"

Irn Bru is

inducing

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Made in Scotland from girders

Irn Bru is

inducing "

.... unless you mix it with some buckfast

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland

"What was that powdered mashed potato ad .The one with the aliens?"

For mash get Smash ;-D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vitalite ..s butter i think

pg tips chips stayed at my Nana and grandads way before my time

id rather have a bowl of coco pops

toys r us ...there's magical place..cant member rest

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Sketchley's, we know the meaning of cleaning

maxell...break the sound barrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back!

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

look left look right....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And all because the lady loves.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What adverts do you remember mine is I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

Cadbury's Smash, Katie, in the Oxo adverts, Does anyone else remember the late James Hunt advertising the Vauxhall Viva, back in the seventies !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What adverts do you remember mine is I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

I can remember the catch phrase "nice one Cyril" but can't for the life of me, remember what the ad was for.,."nice one Cyril, nice one son, nice one Cyril, let's Av another one"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What adverts do you remember mine is I'm a secret lemonade drinker....

The Brooke Bond Ads, with the chimps....."You hum it, I'll play it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lines from the Boddingtons adverts; (best in a northern accent)

Da ya want a flake in that loov?

Eh up Tarquin, thas got tha trollies on back t' froont.

Eh oop pet, tha smells gorgeous tanight.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

be the king of the road with with these Carlos Fandango super wide wheels

panama cigars, the only cigars with six appeal ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqqZ28m8uCo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to love the Kia Ora advert

I'll be your dog....woof woof woof woof !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And remember

'a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat'

Which brings me on to the Awayday return ...and this is the age of the train !!

now then , now then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell Sid....

You got an 'ology?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Fly fishing by JR. Hartley

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Allinsons with nowt taken owt

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose Then it goes a bit mad. Fruit pastels I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish Delight advert with the freaky music (80s I think).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny Baker Daz doorstep challenge

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

One thousand and one cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown.....

Clunck clip every trip ( Jimmy Saville the b**tard)

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