FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking clichés!

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

At the end of the day I don't know whether to be as sick as a parrot or over the moon but if it's one thing that get's my goat they say 'fools rush in where angels fear to tread' but 'he who hesitates is lost'!

If I give 110% can someone give me a hand?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Hmm that would be pushing the envelope but I'll check my windows of opportunity and put in a bit of blue sky thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admire your spirit Joe!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"At the end of the day I don't know whether to be as sick as a parrot or over the moon but if it's one thing that get's my goat they say 'fools rush in where angels fear to tread' but 'he who hesitates is lost'!

If I give 110% can someone give me a hand?"

how's about "good things come to those who wait? not for those who wait too late"?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many cooks result in redundancies, or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only time will tell. Good things come to Those that wait.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck"

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just put yr money where yr mouth is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll run it up the flagpole and see if it flies

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery.."

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Patience is the key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need patience, Joe.

(does that count as a cliche yet?

)

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only time will tell. Good things come to Those that wait."

Dammit....several moments of lost internet meant someone got in before me with one of mine. Pipped to the post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only time will tell. Good things come to Those that wait.

Dammit....several moments of lost internet meant someone got in before me with one of mine. Pipped to the post!"

Me too. But that's the way the cookie crumbles

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you kill two birds with one stone and post up a tune?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"Only time will tell. Good things come to Those that wait.

Dammit....several moments of lost internet meant someone got in before me with one of mine. Pipped to the post!"

Better late than never !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only time will tell. Good things come to Those that wait.

Dammit....several moments of lost internet meant someone got in before me with one of mine. Pipped to the post!

Me too. But that's the way the cookie crumbles

-Courtney"

No point crying over spilt milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight?"
Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight?"

I don't know, dressing up like sid vicious or alex from a clock work orange and reigning terror on the village people?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Dammit....several moments of lost internet meant someone got in before me with one of mine. Pipped to the post!"

hehehe

beat you to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You need patience, Joe.

(does that count as a cliche yet?

)

-Courtney"

Definitely a cliché

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You need patience, Joe.

(does that count as a cliche yet?

)

-Courtney

Definitely a cliché "

But we'll handle the offender with kid gloves

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's swings and roundabouts with clichés. When push comes to shove I can take or leave them with a pinch of salt.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

To be fair, going forward the fact of the matter is, we haven't touched base. It is what it is.

At the end of the day, I'm not a happy camper. So with all due respect, there's plenty more fish in the sea. It's not you it's me. Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry,it's not the end of the world

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Can't we just square the circle here?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It is what it is!!

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By *illing131Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I think you are between a rock and a hard place, but when all said and done ..i agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every cloud has a silver lining, it's better to take one step forward than two steps back. Just crack on with it, stop walking on egg shells and stop beating around the bush

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By *reakish DesireCouple
over a year ago

Bisexuals

There's plenty more fish in the sea.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There's plenty more fish in the sea."

That profile's hot enough to fry an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty more fish in the sea.

That profile's hot enough to fry an egg"

So hot it's sweating buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty more fish in the sea.

That profile's hot enough to fry an egg

So hot it's sweating buckets "

Too Hot to handle

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There's plenty more fish in the sea.

That profile's hot enough to fry an egg

So hot it's sweating buckets

Too Hot to handle"

Too cold to hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's plenty more fish in the sea.

That profile's hot enough to fry an egg

So hot it's sweating buckets

Too Hot to handle

Too cold to hold

They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I think we need to go for the low hanging fruit with this one, so can you stop the train and count the carriages before close of play.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think we need to go for the low hanging fruit with this one, so can you stop the train and count the carriages before close of play."

Ding-dong!

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Would normally think outside the box with this one but everything happens for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the going gets tough the tough gets going....apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the bees knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ain't over to that fat lady sings..... One two three.....

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's ain't over to that fat lady sings..... One two three....."

I think yer off yer rocker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ain't over to that fat lady sings..... One two three....."

Na it's definitely dead as a dodo

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By *reakish DesireCouple
over a year ago

Bisexuals

"There's plenty more fish in the sea.

That profile's hot enough to fry an egg"

It's like the pot calling the kettle black.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There's plenty more fish in the sea.

That profile's hot enough to fry an egg

It's like the pot calling the kettle black.

Cliché touché!

(and that was off the cuff :P)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As far as the eye can see",

it's the "blind leading the blind".

They're "coming out of the closet"

"dressed to kill", but hey...

"everyone has a cross to bear"

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

""As far as the eye can see",

it's the "blind leading the blind".

They're "coming out of the closet"

"dressed to kill", but hey...

"everyone has a cross to bear""

I think you just shot yourself in the foot there

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Still though, as long as she sucks like a Dyson, then treat her with respect or I'll keep her for myself... I can't wait for round two...

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

""...."everyone has a cross to bear"

I think you just shot yourself in the foot there"

Would be better if 'Everyone had their bear to cross'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm busy doing nothing

So nothing ventured, nothing gained

(No pain, no gain!)

I never shot myself in the foot,

Just opened my mouth to change feet!

Oh.

Too many cocks spoil the brothel. Or something.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm busy doing nothing

So nothing ventured, nothing gained

(No pain, no gain!)

I never shot myself in the foot,

Just opened my mouth to change feet!

Oh.

Too many cocks spoil the brothel. Or something."

I think you've lost yr marbles, luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does"

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected."

You're not playing the game, sonny boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected."

was that a dig at me?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected.

was that a dig at me?"

Easy as pie, ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected.

was that a dig at me?

Easy as pie, ain't it?"

Like taking candy from a baby

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

I can see where you're coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected.

was that a dig at me?

Easy as pie, ain't it?

Like taking candy from a baby"

But don't throw the baby out with the bath water, we live and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected.

was that a dig at me?

Easy as pie, ain't it?

Like taking candy from a baby

But don't throw the baby out with the bath water, we live and learn"

Each to their own i say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if in doubt ,,just pout!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

perhaps you need to vent or release you're inner anger in one way or the other be it from a combination of sheer violence or debauchery..

What do you think I've been doing for the last fortnight? Pulling your pud? It'll make you go blind and grow hairs on the palm of your hand, ya know

And don't come running to me when it does

Wouldn't give it a second thought....thats the attitude that turns one off quickly no matter what ur body may look like. The mind....oh the mind the most erogenous zone of all...so oft neglected."

Yours must be mummified by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if in doubt ,,just pout!

I'll drink to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see where you're coming from

Just over the horizon?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes two to tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*"

But time flies when you're having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest barebacking a unicorn until you get your mojo back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*

But time flies when you're having fun"

Twos company threes a crowd (that's a fucking lie right there!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*

But time flies when you're having fun

Twos company threes a crowd (that's a fucking lie right there!) "

Two outta three ain't bad

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

end of the day im still undecided so will sleep on it and get back to you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*

But time flies when you're having fun

Twos company threes a crowd (that's a fucking lie right there!)

Two outta three ain't bad"

Take it like a man

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*

But time flies when you're having fun

Twos company threes a crowd (that's a fucking lie right there!)

Two outta three ain't bad

Take it like a man"

grin and bear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*

But time flies when you're having fun

Twos company threes a crowd (that's a fucking lie right there!)

Two outta three ain't bad

Take it like a man

grin and bear it"

Nice guys finish last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time waits for no man!

*taps foot impatiently*

But time flies when you're having fun

Twos company threes a crowd (that's a fucking lie right there!)

Two outta three ain't bad

Take it like a man

grin and bear it

Nice guys finish last"

The last will be first and the first will be last

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think we got everything except for the kitchen sink...?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Many of these are simple the results of plucking the low fruit.

Anyhow, catch you all on the flip side

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Many of these are simple the results of plucking the low fruit.

Anyhow, catch you all on the flip side"

Now yr just scraping the bottom of the barrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many of these are simple the results of plucking the low fruit.

Anyhow, catch you all on the flip side

Now yr just scraping the bottom of the barrel"

More fun than a barrel of monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many of these are simple the results of plucking the low fruit.

Anyhow, catch you all on the flip side

Now yr just scraping the bottom of the barrel

More fun than a barrel of monkeys"

As mad as box of frogs though

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Many of these are simple the results of plucking the low fruit.

Anyhow, catch you all on the flip side

Now yr just scraping the bottom of the barrel

More fun than a barrel of monkeys

As mad as box of frogs though"

BUT DON'T TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many of these are simple the results of plucking the low fruit.

Anyhow, catch you all on the flip side

Now yr just scraping the bottom of the barrel

More fun than a barrel of monkeys

As mad as box of frogs though

BUT DON'T TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!"

If looks could kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just push the boat out if I was you...life's too short before you kick the bucket

Or you could turn a blind eye and rest on your laurels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck"

Well those in glass houses shouldn't grow moss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever you do dont cry about it or someone will give you something to cry over -

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts wouldn't it be a merry Christmas.

Little boys who don't mind don't get

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This whole thread's just a pain in the neck

Well those in glass houses shouldn't grow moss."

I don;t grow moss in the greenhouse LOL!!!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

At the end of the day, it's just been one long emotional roller coaster!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Throw me a bone here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throw me a bone here!"

I've got a bone to pick with you

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think yr barking up the wrong tree, buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think yr barking up the wrong tree, buddy!"

My bark's worse than my bite

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And you bore me to tears!

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By *llebWoman
over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

If I give 110% can someone give me a hand?"

And of course good things cum in small packages..... Cept of course poison !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't read every post, but I just want to thank everyone for what's been an incredible journey, I've waited all my life for this.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I haven't read every post, but I just want to thank everyone for what's been an incredible journey, I've waited all my life for this. "

LOL

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I haven't read every post, but I just want to thank everyone for what's been an incredible journey, I've waited all my life for this.

LOL"

*OP doffs his bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you bore me to tears!"

It's been emotional

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If things don't change around here, they'll remain the same. You mark my words

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Variety is the spice of life, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Variety is the spice of life, apparently. "

Preaching to the choir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're only as old as the man you feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pass her by. Treat her with respect and you will be rewarded.

Well someone has to say it lol!!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is there no stone that has been left unturned in this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there no stone that has been left unturned in this thread?"

I'm on a roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there no stone that has been left unturned in this thread?

I'm on a roll"

A rolling sausage gathers no gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there no stone that has been left unturned in this thread?

I'm on a roll

A rolling sausage gathers no gravy

Dry as a bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread was the dogs bollocks

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I fear it may be the end of the road for it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The show must go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But all roads lead to Rome and it wasn't built in a day, so give it time and take your foot out the door.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"But all roads lead to Rome and it wasn't built in a day, so give it time and take your foot out the door. "

Rome wasn't built in a day, certainly, but if they waved their arms around less it would have been built quicker.

Hmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry just as the fat lady is about to sing I'll turn up like a bad penny

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Don't worry just as the fat lady is about to sing I'll turn up like a bad penny"

You already missed the boat on the singing fat lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry just as the fat lady is about to sing I'll turn up like a bad penny

You already missed the boat on the singing fat lady

that ship may have sailed, but there's no such thing as failure only feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the bandwagon if you missed the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in the bandwagon if you missed the bus"

Better late than never

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

How about one... last... ditch... effort...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humph I'll die in a ditch before I do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread sucks like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you draw the line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you draw the line?"

You're so far over the line, the line is a dot to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you draw the line?

You're so far over the line, the line is a dot to you

That's a wrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you draw the line?

You're so far over the line, the line is a dot to you

That's a wrap"

Boing time for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once this thread reached 87.5 posts, it became a game of two half's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there no stone that has been left unturned in this thread?

I'm on a roll"

Gotta roll with the punches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punching above my weight now

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Had to stop and think twice about posting on this thread but, what the hell, caution to the wind, decided to publish and be dammed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for you won't go past you n good things come to he who waits......or the squeaky wheel gets the grease n shy bairns get nowt!

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Well this thread made a mountain out of a mole hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabsters in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

My husband wanted me to buy him herbs again this Christmas but I didn't.

He bought his own but sulked cos 'there's No Thyme like the Present'.

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

It's all gone to pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the end of the day I don't know whether to be as sick as a parrot or over the moon but if it's one thing that get's my goat they say 'fools rush in where angels fear

to tread' but 'he

who hesitates is lost'!

If I give 110% can someone give me a hand?"

You've over egged the cliché pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're preaching to the perverted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see some of the old proverbs have been posted, that could be a step too far, but then nothing ventured is nothing gained.

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