FabSwingers.com forum: Obvious and Ancient jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi, as the weather been awful, I have my washing hanging around house, a mate has called and I knew what was coming " it's like a Chinese laundry in here" could have staked good money on that comment. Any others you guys experienced, so annoying!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I prefer:

Smells like a Chinese whorehouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, when my auntie came upstairs to tell my cousin something and she opened the door and said 'it's like an opium den in here'.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Lol, when my auntie came upstairs to tell my cousin something and she opened the door and said 'it's like an opium den in here'.

I've *been* to an opium den, I sincerely hope your room wasn't that filthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, when my auntie came upstairs to tell my cousin something and she opened the door and said 'it's like an opium den in here'.

I've *been* to an opium den, I sincerely hope your room wasn't that filthy!

I've never been to one but it was fairly tidy, it was the smoke she was on about.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Well that's ok.

Just open the window, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's ok.

Just open the window, eh?

Probably was open already knowing us.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I saw an entire act based around old jokes with obvious reveals at a gong show the other week. Amazingly he made it through to the final

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Did he make the top rank Tina?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Did he make the top rank Tina?

No, but if they ever remake the Wheeltappers and Shunters, he'd be a shoe in.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Did he make the top rank Tina?

No, but if they ever remake the Wheeltappers and Shunters, he'd be a shoe in.

Have I seen that on UK gold?

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