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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...never follow a banana with a maryland cookie.

it's actually rank!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

by 'follow' i mean digest....not stalk or anything. that would be just weird!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have visions of you chasing fruit and biscuits round your house.

It is weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with stalking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have visions of you chasing fruit and biscuits round your house.

It is weird! "

possibly it's the thought of me chasing anything....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with stalking "

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Never fanny about on a Yacht.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never fanny about on a Yacht."

want to expand on that?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Never fanny about on a Yacht.

want to expand on that?"

You'll fall overboard and drown.

After hours,perhaps days of utter terror, knowing theres no way out.

And all because you thought you'd have a 'bit of a lark'.

Wait.

Hang on.

Thinking about it now.

If you're the kind of git who would think that fannying about on a yacht would be a 'bit of a lark', then you should.

"Sploosh"

One less wanker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never fanny about on a Yacht.

want to expand on that?

You'll fall overboard and drown.

After hours,perhaps days of utter terror, knowing theres no way out.

And all because you thought you'd have a 'bit of a lark'.

Wait.

Hang on.

Thinking about it now.

If you're the kind of git who would think that fannying about on a yacht would be a 'bit of a lark', then you should.

"Sploosh"

One less wanker."

furry muff

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Don't try to be a smart arse when going through customs at American airports.

Trust me, the customs officials really DO NOT have a sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never drink a milkshake before going on a Rollercoaster. Mina xxx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Never drink a milkshake before going on a Rollercoaster. Mina xxx"

Ooh, was that you on Jim'll Fix It, Mina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never drink a milkshake before going on a Rollercoaster. Mina xxx

Ooh, was that you on Jim'll Fix It, Mina?"
Whats that?Mina xxx

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area


"Don't try to be a smart arse when going through customs at American airports.

Trust me, the customs officials really DO NOT have a sense of humour! "

You are absoloutely right - seen it for myself at JFK

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Don't try to be a smart arse when going through customs at American airports.

Trust me, the customs officials really DO NOT have a sense of humour!

You are absoloutely right - seen it for myself at JFK "

Agree.

Though by 'customs officials' He may mean 'Americans'.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Never drink a milkshake before going on a Rollercoaster. Mina xxx

Ooh, was that you on Jim'll Fix It, Mina?Whats that?Mina xxx"

PLEASE tell me that you're not too young to know what it is, please??!!

*considers killing self*

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Never drink a milkshake before going on a Rollercoaster. Mina xxx

Ooh, was that you on Jim'll Fix It, Mina?Whats that?Mina xxx"

Have a look on YouTube for "Jim'll Fix It Rollercoaster"... it's a classic clip from the 80s.

You're making me feel very old now, Mina

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