FabSwingers.com forum: Lady's are donating and controlling guys with sex / wil help you to break free if you have the balls

By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

So I think ye ladies are trying to control us guys with yer pussys / ye wat us to live in a sex jail but I think I wil listen to Freddie / I want to break free / my girl thinks she has a cash converter between her legs and I'm the ATM / are we being rain washed guys by pussy / I think it's time your cocks stood up to this powerful hairy hole / before we wil be domanated / over to ye my sexy ladies and not so sexy guys / ur well endowded. Pussy whipped friend /

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Kneel and beg for mercy

Meet Tarquin he likes pussy whipped fellas

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

Don't know who tarkin is but can be pussy whipped by you ham so there is no escape for me / my girl holds me to ransom / nee / jewellery : clothes : holidays / cash / or bills paid / if you are my man / she is open for business / eg / shag if you pay the ransom / don't want to paint ye all with one beys ladies but us guys haft to stand together and not get controlled by ur cash converter or as I like to cal it a very sexy pussy / mane I just met the wrong woman and she met the right guy / so cum on guys / are ye being domanated by the not so super sex even though they thin they are / haft to admit pussy is a very powerful thing / but you cannot live in a sex jail for your life / is Freddie right after all thes years mane it's time to break free / waiting on your input my sexy guys and very sexy ladies / is it possible to break free from ur magnet of sexual games and ur web of lies / us guys wil stand up and be counted / back to ye now my friends /

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

TASER TASER TASER

*Pulls the trigger and sighs a satisfied sigh as he drops to the floor debilitated

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

Smoothies just because I am submissive to pussy you want to taser me / o my god / ye sexy lads are gone fm bad to being crual / just because ye have a cash converter / or a weapon of control between ur legs / us horny guys wil stand up to this magnet of sexual control and ur web of lies / think I met the wrong girl and she met the right guy / why guys allow a sexy lady or her pussy to take control of them financially is the million dollar question / back to ye my sexy guys and very controlling money grabbing very sexy girls ur very wel endowded friend Paul /

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You met the wrong girl and she met the right guy..... Your on here as a single, bad mouthing her, saying she only wants you for your money, blah, blah, blah.... Personally I think you need to grow up!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Smoothies just because I am submissive to pussy you want to taser me / o my god / ye sexy lads are gone fm bad to being crual / just because ye have a cash converter / or a weapon of control between ur legs / us horny guys wil stand up to this magnet of sexual control and ur web of lies / think I met the wrong girl and she met the right guy / why guys allow a sexy lady or her pussy to take control of them financially is the million dollar question / back to ye my sexy guys and very controlling money grabbing very sexy girls ur very wel endowded friend Paul /

No no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It was just that I've always wanted to do it and you needed quietening down. Looks like you need a second go

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

Have mixed feelings about them tattoos swingyb and mommac / have some compassion on a guy that is on her as a single but is being controlled like a lot guys by a cash converting sexy pussy that wi his you to ransom like Robin Hood / you pay the ransom and you wil get a jump to remember : but wil cost you skirt money over time / you pay she's open for business / won't paint ye all with the one brush / but suspect there is alot of pussy icon trolling ladies out ther / and I think it's time us guys need to to stand up to this sexual extortion / should be crimanalised and some of ye ladies should go to jail form what ye are doing to us inosent guys trying to sian honest days work only to be slauthered y ur very sexy pussy / so td back to you Freddie I think I speak for all us guys / I want to break free / cum on guys don't want to be sexually slautered by these sexy pussy girls input please/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. If she's as bad as your numerous, rambling forum posts suggest, walk away.

Ladies are generally not after the contents of someone's wallet, myself and my girly chums on here are more than capable of standing on our own exquisitely heeled two feet.

Lighten up, find a new theme to natter about and please dear, stop the whole forward slash thing - it makes your ramblings even trickier to read.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"OP. If she's as bad as your numerous, rambling forum posts suggest, walk away.

Ladies are generally not after the contents of someone's wallet, myself and my girly chums on here are more than capable of standing on our own exquisitely heeled two feet.

Lighten up, find a new theme to natter about and please dear, stop the whole forward slash thing - it makes your ramblings even trickier to read.

Hear ye hear ye

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

High heals not saying all ye very manipulating controlling ladies are the same as the so called cash converter that I meet / ur I suspect ye think ye can control and sexually manipulate us horn try guys and relieve us of our cash / must say ur pic are very sexy high heals / she told me numerous time if u don't pay she won't give it away for / bills : jewellery clothes or cash donations / so high heals / have some compassion on us very hiring guys / not painting ye all with the one brush : but I my you are a very sexy lady / keep me in mind for a meet / am a swinger at heart / just don't like to be held to ransom by a very powerful sexy pussy / even though I am submissive / input my sexy friends Paul xx

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm with HighHeels on this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul, you need to start earning more money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the full stop button on your keyboard broken? The forward slash at the end of every statement makes for very heavy reading.

As for your assumption that all women use their vagina as a cash converter couldn't be more wrong. I personally take great pride in earning my own money, never needing a man to buy me anything and being totally self sufficient. I know several other women that are of a similar mind. I have been in plenty of relationships where I have a far higher sex drive than the guy and have felt like they withhold sex as a way to manipulate me so it is not just women that do this.

Maybe you should take a look at why your girlfriend is with you if she has to be paid/bought off to have sex with you? Or maybe look at yourself and think about why she might not be enjoying the sex with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop giving her money. Find a woman who doesn't charge you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I think ye ladies are trying to control us guys with yer pussys / ye wat us to live in a sex jail but I think I wil listen to Freddie / I want to break free / my girl thinks she has a cash converter between her legs and I'm the ATM / are we being rain washed guys by pussy / I think it's time your cocks stood up to this powerful hairy hole / before we wil be domanated / over to ye my sexy ladies and not so sexy guys / ur well endowded. Pussy whipped friend /

Rain washed

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"TASER TASER TASER

*Pulls the trigger and sighs a satisfied sigh as he drops to the floor debilitated

Will once be enough? Is this a ploy to get women to message him. I'm pulling up a chair this will be interesting or am I too late?

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

POPCORN!! GET YOUR LOVELY HOT FRESH POPCORN RIGHT HERE!! WHO WANTS SOME POPCORN?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer men who don't have to pay for a hairy hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money that clearly didn't buy a keyboard with a space bar0

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"TASER TASER TASER

*Pulls the trigger and sighs a satisfied sigh as he drops to the floor debilitated

Will once be enough? Is this a ploy to get women to message him. I'm pulling up a chair this will be interesting or am I too late?"

No once wasn't enough he kept rambling on. I've got my fingers in my ears now lalalalalalalalalalalala

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Didnt/couldn't read all the opening post

I own My things, earned more than my ex. I pay for my things and when in a relationship it's never about the cash. If I wanted us to go out & entry was £15 each, I would hand over £30 on the door.

A relationship to me is pulling together, not one sided. If you don't like it then be single.

If I had an atm between my legs, I'd own more shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading the OP posts, I really do feel sorry for him.....

No wonder he has to pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

Is this a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lost me at hairy hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf!!I read this and thought it was a wind up!!! It's written as if using pirate speak!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf!!I read this and thought it was a wind up!!! It's written as if using pirate speak!!! "

Arrr! Shiver me timbers, there be witchcraft in yon hairy hole lads. Stay clear or it'll have yer pieces of eight before ya can blink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I I captain

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I don't understand

Is this some postmodern verse

Or merely bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just must be me but I canny read what you wrote tbh all that forward slashing gave me a fooking migraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the full stop

You are so right women have been trying for years to emasculate men

its called feminism which has done nothing for women at all

They even want us to stop shaking cans and putting them back on the shelf

If men say enough is enough we like being men they then say sexist chauvinist misogynist

Women know you'r place

Speak when spoken to

Clean house

Look nice

Men are always right

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

OP you post the same thread about the same woman moaning about the same stuff every couple of months.

IF she's that bad leave!

If not stop complaining about it!

The choice is yours on how you live your life. She only behaves this way because you put up with it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the full stop

You are so right women have been trying for years to emasculate men

its called feminism which has done nothing for women at all

They even want us to stop shaking cans and putting them back on the shelf

If men say enough is enough we like being men they then say sexist chauvinist misogynist

Women know you'r place

Speak when spoken to

Clean house

Look nice

Men are always right

To those that always criticise my sexist dinosaur ramblings it's ok to criticise this one in fact feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the full stop

You are so right women have been trying for years to emasculate men

its called feminism which has done nothing for women at all

They even want us to stop shaking cans and putting them back on the shelf

If men say enough is enough we like being men they then say sexist chauvinist misogynist

Women know you'r place

Speak when spoken to

Clean house

Look nice

Men are always right

I would laugh if I thought you were joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the full stop

You are so right women have been trying for years to emasculate men

its called feminism which has done nothing for women at all

They even want us to stop shaking cans and putting them back on the shelf

If men say enough is enough we like being men they then say sexist chauvinist misogynist

Women know you'r place

Speak when spoken to

Clean house

Look nice

Men are always right

To those that always criticise my sexist dinosaur ramblings it's ok to criticise this one in fact feel free "

We don't need your permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand

Is this some postmodern verse

Or merely bollocks"

I was thinking the same thing.

This thread is

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen the OMG cat on YouTube?

That's my face right now.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Get off the glue. If you are a crap shag and your relationship is on the skids, your woman won't want to fuck you.... Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this post just for the use of 'sex jail' and reference to a vagina as Cash Converter

Can I put my old bluray player in it and get them back at a later date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this post just for the use of 'sex jail' and reference to a vagina as Cash Converter

Can I put my old bluray player in it and get them back at a later date?"

So long as you don't mind a bit of hair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was all a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf!!I read this and thought it was a wind up!!! It's written as if using pirate speak!!!

Arrr! Shiver me timbers, there be witchcraft in yon hairy hole lads. Stay clear or it'll have yer pieces of eight before ya can blink!"

Careful/we coulds be walking the plank/ with our bad hairy holes/

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I don't understand

Is this some postmodern verse

Or merely bollocks

I was thinking the same thing.

This thread is

-Courtney"

I'm not an expert on these matters but I'm going for opption 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebellion ? Na More than happy to worship the pussy.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the full stop

You are so right women have been trying for years to emasculate men

its called feminism which has done nothing for women at all

They even want us to stop shaking cans and putting them back on the shelf

If men say enough is enough we like being men they then say sexist chauvinist misogynist

Women know you'r place

Speak when spoken to

Clean house

Look nice

Men are always right

Men, know your punctuation

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Men, know you're punctuation "

Some are #

Some are :

And some are very much ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the full stop

You are so right women have been trying for years to emasculate men

its called feminism which has done nothing for women at all

They even want us to stop shaking cans and putting them back on the shelf

If men say enough is enough we like being men they then say sexist chauvinist misogynist

Women know you'r place

Speak when spoken to

Clean house

Look nice

Men are always right

Have you just galloped in from the dark ages?? You must find life in 2015 very difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men, know you're punctuation

Some are #

Some are :

And some are very much ?

I like the ones who are / the best today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men, know you're punctuation

Some are #

Some are :

And some are very much ?

I like the ones who are / the best today "

I like the idea of being rain washed. That whole, getting back to nature thing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men, know you're punctuation

Some are #

Some are :

And some are very much ?

I like the ones who are / the best today

I like the idea of being rain washed. That whole, getting back to nature thing.....

But is it piss though?

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Have to say I've seen some weird and wonderful stuff on these forums this year, but OP is taking the biscuit for this particular train of "thought"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is, you guys let these women do it to you. Grow a pair

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I think it's what today's youth call rap.

Long live rock and roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the full stop

You are so right women have been trying for years to emasculate men

its called feminism which has done nothing for women at all

They even want us to stop shaking cans and putting them back on the shelf

If men say enough is enough we like being men they then say sexist chauvinist misogynist

Women know you'r place

Speak when spoken to

Clean house

Look nice

Men are always right

Have you just galloped in from the dark ages?? You must find life in 2015 very difficult

This made me looooooool^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to say I've seen some weird and wonderful stuff on these forums this year, but OP is taking the biscuit for this particular train of "thought"

Some guys are into being piggys. I'm wondering if OP is.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It's a mad mad world out there...

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

and while we're quoting Freddie Mercury with "I want to break free" it's always worth remembering "It's A Hard Life". Don't stop me now...oops dam I'll be doing that all day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men, know you're punctuation

Some are #

Some are :

And some are very much ?

I like the ones who are / the best today

I like the idea of being rain washed. That whole, getting back to nature thing.....

But is it piss though?"

Not if it comes from the sky, definitely rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men, know you're punctuation

Some are #

Some are :

And some are very much ?

I like the ones who are / the best today

I like the idea of being rain washed. That whole, getting back to nature thing.....

But is it piss though?

Not if it comes from the sky, definitely rain.

Note the following statement ( if out with mates and no one else around )

If your standing under a tree, window , bridge it could be your mates piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men, know you're punctuation

Some are #

Some are :

And some are very much ?

I like the ones who are / the best today

I like the idea of being rain washed. That whole, getting back to nature thing.....

But is it piss though?

Not if it comes from the sky, definitely rain.

Note the following statement ( if out with mates and no one else around )

If your standing under a tree, window , bridge it could be your mates piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again

The show must go on!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"and while we're quoting Freddie Mercury with "I want to break free" it's always worth remembering "It's A Hard Life". Don't stop me now...oops dam I'll be doing that all day now

I'm sure you'll be good company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this post just for the use of 'sex jail' and reference to a vagina as Cash Converter

Can I put my old bluray player in it and get them back at a later date?"

It was "powerful hairy hole" that killed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this post just for the use of 'sex jail' and reference to a vagina as Cash Converter

Can I put my old bluray player in it and get them back at a later date?

It was "powerful hairy hole" that killed me.

I saw the documentary on walruses the other day hairy hole reminded me of their mouth scary imagination and definitely a scary vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, its a hard life, you feel under pressure and that you want to break free but us women, we will rock you for we are the champions but don't lose heart as the show must go on, find somebody to love but be careful, too much love will kill you. Now I have gone a little radio gaga but don't stop me now, I'm a fat bottomed girl and I want it all but you don't fool me, I have one vision and another one will bite the dust, you

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

Pussy woo was supposed to mean brain washed / ham says kneel and beg for mersy / smoothes love to taser you in bed / high heels and little pocket peeve could pussy whip most guys / sausy tiger and affectionate bitch want guys to stand before them and be domanated : pink mist and neilgwyenn have being pussy whipping guys I think / mark you are so lucky to have Courtney / miss hottie bottie is sexy / missed 30 is right grow a pair of balls guys and stand up to these manipulating very sexy ladies who put you in that sex jail as they control you with there cash converting very sexy pussys / but you are being trained and robed / some of ye sexy lady's should be in jail for what ye are doing / David and kitty you know I am right / up to us guys to stand up and be counted before we are slauthered by that very horny sexy hairy hole that I call a cash converter and release ourselves fro this sex jail / they wil trap you wit sex and then control you in ur sex jail like a cuckold / that's what that very sexy hairy hole can do to you / you give 9 monts getting out and the rest of ur life trying to get back in or being pussy whipped controlled as they run there sex jails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Honour I object! I have never whipped a guy with my pussy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy woo was supposed to mean brain washed / ham says kneel and beg for mersy / smoothes love to taser you in bed / high heels and little pocket peeve could pussy whip most guys / sausy tiger and affectionate bitch want guys to stand before them and be domanated : pink mist and neilgwyenn have being pussy whipping guys I think / mark you are so lucky to have Courtney / miss hottie bottie is sexy / missed 30 is right grow a pair of balls guys and stand up to these manipulating very sexy ladies who put you in that sex jail as they control you with there cash converting very sexy pussys / but you are being trained and robed / some of ye sexy lady's should be in jail for what ye are doing / David and kitty you know I am right / up to us guys to stand up and be counted before we are slauthered by that very horny sexy hairy hole that I call a cash converter and release ourselves fro this sex jail / they wil trap you wit sex and then control you in ur sex jail like a cuckold / that's what that very sexy hairy hole can do to you / you give 9 monts getting out and the rest of ur life trying to get back in or being pussy whipped controlled as they run there sex jails

Well stop banging on about it and do it, its not the women's fault, its the weak men that allow them to do it. Stop being lead with the tiny brain in your pants and use the one in your head.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

your girlfriend still coming to bed naked?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Uhm oh wow...

OP, if you feel you are being held to ransom and sex has become a transaction paid for by cash, then consider your relationship and whether it meets what you need.

If you feel controlled by sex, then perhaps look at your motivation in life.

Oh and as you have been advised for as long as you have been posting, stop with the bloody forward slash thing - it makes you look unbalanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

:@-)

Ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously stop using these / / forward slashes. If you don't know when to use full stops or commas just write it in one big paragraph, or if you want to learn how to use them read out loud what you're writing and where you naturally pause to take a breath put a comma there, if you've come to the end of a sentence use a full stop.

As for your girl, stop giving her money to sleep with you. If you want to keep paying her to fuck you then carry on but stop moaning about it.

There are women that do this they're called prostitutes, your average woman on here won't sleep with someone for cash or gifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Honour I object! I have never whipped a guy with my pussy.... "

Hearsay! Not admissible. We need evidence!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread makes me want to forward slash my wrists

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

You can pussy whip me anytime neill Gwynn I love the way you are standing miss red / as Komi karcher the show must go on / very good input from all the guys on this one sharp dressed man not sure what sexy brain means think markoh figured it out and nice couple told her it's better we don't sleep naked anymore if we don't make love or fuck or shag / as we don't live together and she only cumes to me sometimes / so am lost in thought my sexy friends / want to shag that sexy pussy when it gets in to bed beside me / so hope ye have fun as these sexy ladies control and cuckold us wake up and smell the / p- - --y let ye guess the last word my sexy friends /

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Can you report someone to admin for abuse of the English language?

Asking for a friend

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

FFS that's HSM . Not ham At least get my name right . ..

Tarquin is my strap on . But he actually got a bad case of droop when I read the rest of your comments ..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"You can pussy whip me anytime neill Gwynn I love the way you are standing miss red / as Komi karcher the show must go on / very good input from all the guys on this one sharp dressed man not sure what sexy brain means think markoh figured it out and nice couple told her it's better we don't sleep naked anymore if we don't make love or fuck or shag / as we don't live together and she only cumes to me sometimes / so am lost in thought my sexy friends / want to shag that sexy pussy when it gets in to bed beside me / so hope ye have fun as these sexy ladies control and cuckold us wake up and smell the / p- - --y let ye guess the last word my sexy friends /

That is actually quite Shakespearean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

translate this page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just about to delete our account but reading this thread has made me reconsider.

Thanks Op, your threads are hilarious. Good old forums.

Mrs

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

Am happy u enjoy my thread lascivious lovers and _sm won't misspell again / have fun out there whether you are in love or the biggest swinger in town or in a sex jail : being pussywhipped or controlled or mabe you are being cuckolded like me / us guys haft to give credit to ye very sexy ladies with ur even more very sexy hairy horny pussys / ye know ye have a cash converter between your legs and and ye use it to lie and take control of us / horny guys / hope this show wil release some of ye guys from the sex money grabbing jail that ye are in / when you stand up to these powerful sexy pussys / ur cock gets hard and hirny and you just want to fuck it / then you are throw back in to your sex jail again / as they use there cash converter to extort ur money / pay or they take it away / so there you have it my sexy friends / be careful out there guys there is a very sexy pussy out there looking for victims like you every day -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you report someone to admin for abuse of the English language?

Asking for a friend

I think you're asking for us all to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is actually quite Shakespearean."

That's worth a lol.

So, lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

That is actually quite Shakespearean.

That's worth a lol.

So, lol.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Can you report someone to admin for abuse of the English language?

Asking for a friend

I think you're asking for us all to be honest.

My eyeballs are bleeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you report someone to admin for abuse of the English language?

Asking for a friend

I think you're asking for us all to be honest.

Not me, i can read his stuff just fine. Occasionally i need to ask him what he means but mostly i can understand his stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Honour I object! I have never whipped a guy with my pussy....

Hearsay! Not admissible. We need evidence!

-Courtney"

Umm, well I don't actually have any *looks away sheepishly*

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By *r and mrs 71Couple
over a year ago

colchester

So I need to go to jail because men like my pussy?

If a man chooses to buy me something, that's up to him, not me. It doesn't mean it results in sex because it won't always.

If you can only get pussy by buying a woman something, then I think the problem is with you my friend, not her.

Mrs

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No one influences me on here, with pussy or a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand

Is this some postmodern verse

Or merely bollocks"

Confusion reigns

The OP he needs help

Grammar!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Quite suprised to see the OP is "straight" in his profile.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"You met the wrong girl and she met the right guy..... Your on here as a single, bad mouthing her, saying she only wants you for your money, blah, blah, blah.... Personally I think you need to grow up!

And pay attention to spelling and basic grammar...maybe sit a basic english exam? OPs posts make my brain hurt to the point I stopped reading"

ditto.... His post read blah, blah, blah chauvinistic crap xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Honour I object! I have never whipped a guy with my pussy....

Hearsay! Not admissible. We need evidence!

-Courtney

Umm, well I don't actually have any *looks away sheepishly*"

Initially I totally missread your comment.

First glance I thought you'd written "wiped".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Honour I object! I have never whipped a guy with my pussy....

Hearsay! Not admissible. We need evidence!

-Courtney

Umm, well I don't actually have any *looks away sheepishly*

Initially I totally missread your comment.

First glance I thought you'd written "wiped".

Oh! Eeewww

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Every time I see the OPs name my heart sinks and I just know what is coming next..

Unfortunately it's like swan necking at a car crash, I can't help but open the thread!!

OP - change the record, stop pretending you have a girlfriend, she's a prostitute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Honour I object! I have never whipped a guy with my pussy....

Hearsay! Not admissible. We need evidence!

-Courtney

Umm, well I don't actually have any *looks away sheepishly*

Initially I totally missread your comment.

First glance I thought you'd written "wiped".

Oh! Eeewww

Note to self; book appointment with the optician......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I see the OPs name my heart sinks and I just know what is coming next..

Unfortunately it's like swan necking at a car crash, I can't help but open the thread!!

OP - change the record, stop pretending you have a girlfriend, she's a prostitute!"

Click the green arrow, come and have a look at his latest offering over the road.....

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Every time I see the OPs name my heart sinks and I just know what is coming next..

Unfortunately it's like swan necking at a car crash, I can't help but open the thread!!

OP - change the record, stop pretending you have a girlfriend, she's a prostitute!

Click the green arrow, come and have a look at his latest offering over the road.....

I will refrain / from commenting / for now / until there are / more posts / my sexy friends

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

This post is kinda weird,but funny. Do you actually talk like this face to face?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Anyone else thinking of Shatner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I see the OPs name my heart sinks and I just know what is coming next..

Unfortunately it's like swan necking at a car crash, I can't help but open the thread!!

OP - change the record, stop pretending you have a girlfriend, she's a prostitute!

Click the green arrow, come and have a look at his latest offering over the road.....

I will refrain / from commenting / for now / until there are / more posts / my sexy friends

I/think/i/know/what/you/mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man!, th OP has scrambled my brain, my head hurts, will not be reading anything he puts up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man!, th OP has scrambled my brain, my head hurts, will not be reading anything he puts up again.

I bet you do......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else thinking of Shatner?

Family guys/ version/ of him yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else thinking of Shatner?

Family guys/ version/ of him yeah!

Oh looooool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most weird Op are you slashing every word lol

Simples.. You pay for sex. Cause you cannot get any in kilkenny.

Admin whats the post about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man!, th OP has scrambled my brain, my head hurts, will not be reading anything he puts up again.

I bet you do......

no, I won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well stop banging on about it and do it, its not the women's fault, its the weak men that allow them to do it. Stop being lead with the tiny brain in your pants and use the one in your head."

Yes mate get a back bone rather than a Boner

and sort that punctuation out if I was a site moderator i would ban you thinking you were a 5 year old with that poor English

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well stop banging on about it and do it, its not the women's fault, its the weak men that allow them to do it. Stop being lead with the tiny brain in your pants and use the one in your head.

Yes mate get a back bone rather than a Boner

and sort that punctuation out if I was a site moderator i would ban you thinking you were a 5 year old with that poor English

If I'm honest, it's not the OP who comes to my attention.

You are all perfectly able to ignore a post that you find difficult to read. There's no need to criticise other people for their spelling/grammar abilities.

There's zero need to be rude and picking on someone with this kind of pack mentality is poor form.

If you can't say anything nice, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well stop banging on about it and do it, its not the women's fault, its the weak men that allow them to do it. Stop being lead with the tiny brain in your pants and use the one in your head.

Yes mate get a back bone rather than a Boner

and sort that punctuation out if I was a site moderator i would ban you thinking you were a 5 year old with that poor English

If I'm honest, it's not the OP who comes to my attention.

You are all perfectly able to ignore a post that you find difficult to read. There's no need to criticise other people for their spelling/grammar abilities.

There's zero need to be rude and picking on someone with this kind of pack mentality is poor form.

If you can't say anything nice, etc. "

It's obviously a child posting

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well stop banging on about it and do it, its not the women's fault, its the weak men that allow them to do it. Stop being lead with the tiny brain in your pants and use the one in your head.

Yes mate get a back bone rather than a Boner

and sort that punctuation out if I was a site moderator i would ban you thinking you were a 5 year old with that poor English

If I'm honest, it's not the OP who comes to my attention.

You are all perfectly able to ignore a post that you find difficult to read. There's no need to criticise other people for their spelling/grammar abilities.

There's zero need to be rude and picking on someone with this kind of pack mentality is poor form.

If you can't say anything nice, etc.

It's obviously a child posting "

Glad to see you can actually ignore a post. Keep it up!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"OP, its a hard life, you feel under pressure and that you want to break free but us women, we will rock you for we are the champions but don't lose heart as the show must go on, find somebody to love but be careful, too much love will kill you. Now I have gone a little radio gaga but don't stop me now, I'm a fat bottomed girl and I want it all but you don't fool me, I have one vision and another one will bite the dust, you

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

As Dirty says, the man can type how he likes...being nasty about it isn't in the spirit of the forum.

Also.....The man does not deserve to be abused.

The man didn't ask for his profile to be critiqued.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP...without looking at any previous posts that were mentioned....I thought your posts were funny , so thanks for the laugh

Would love to know if it was meant to make us laugh or you are serious though

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By *LLURS OP Man
over a year ago

waterforx

Always in this for a laugh ruby does Mfm never ever take a sexy lady to serious as I know they can drop you like a hot cake if they don't get what they want to keep them happy in a relationship : mark oh is right my girl is a pro business lady of the nite at work / that's to ably why I am the way I am / but haft to admit do like a jump with a sexy lady /,was a lot fun this thred hope ye sexy peeps enjoyed / it wil always be a battle of the sexes / domanation / lies deceit anger sadness jealousy and the wil to fuck as many sexy guys and girls as we see fit / they don't call us swingers for nothing / a lot of us are to ashamed to kiss and tell / it as Freddie says the show must go on / good old Freddie / have fun my sexy friends new thread soon : to see who is right or wrong / she picked right guy / I picked wrong girl /

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm that escalated quickly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op what a melt you are!!

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