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T.V Adverts... Soo wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok.. so imagine.. long day get home through thick snow (yeah ok but adding drama here lol) Then you cook a nice tea.. decide to sit down and eat while catching up on a little tv maybe.. your first welcome bites go down well... then they start lol..

Tenna lady whatsits to stop the smell and leaks.. ff's.. Closely followed by a descriptive bloody immodium advert.. I mean this is dinner time right lol.

I can't be the only one surely ???

Mike (and Ju peeing laughing at me cringe)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

errrr did you mean peeping ...or was that the point to the thread .....LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the creepy one's with the small boys and there toilet habits and airfresheners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i hate.......wheres me edit button, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its like they want the extra cringe factor...

Tampax this.. wings for your panties Something to make you go.. something to stop you going.. Ohh and a classic lately, the one for the women who have an acidic aroma.. I mean ff's who's going to boots and gonna say.. I have a smelly minge and saw some cream whilst eating me tea??? I mean who lol....

What happened to the milky bar kid and the snack you can eat between meals...

Ooerr... Call me Victor lol..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

must admit the tenna lady one going on about the odour grates a bit ...i mean how many times do people need to be told

its just on and on and on ...its like every woman in the country has suddenly lost control

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Its because of that squirting thread!

There are some great ads though, I like the one with Rolf Harris at the moment lol

Yeh yeh..I know simple things please simple minds

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

no i like that one too ...i like rolf ....good bloke ,..,.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I like Rolf as well, hes always been around

Drinks his own wee though so would'nt wanna snog him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres one i just don't get

young women running for the bus, drops her bag and the contents spill out, including her pantie liners........said pantie liners are then picked up by a young man and their eyes meet, he gives her a knowing look and they smile at each other.

OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the fuck thought up that one, every women knows that if that actually happened then the first thing you would do is look for the gap in the ground to open up and swallow you.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

they try to use romance in the most inane product and script multi strylines ...blame the coffee adverts ....remeber the old cadbury adds ...they were brill

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

They must think we have no brain cells but how on earth do you make a panty liner sexy?

Can you imagine them all around a table saying"ffs how do we sell this?"

I also like the on with the guy on the waterslide,would love a go on that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasure,

I see where your coming from, but lets take your coffee ad, a shared pleasure, a common interest

Pantie Liners...........errrrr NOT!

Chocolate adverts, mmmmm again a shared interest one that you can both indulge in.........Periods.......well as we have seen from other threads both partys experience them, but from two vastly different view pionts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of chocolate ads...has anyone seen the one with the two kids and the dancing eyebrows...spooks the feck outa me...have to change the channel!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

yeh thats weird but everyone here loves it

Id rather take a huge bite out of the chocolate lynx man mmmmm

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Pleasure,

I see where your coming from, but lets take your coffee ad, a shared pleasure, a common interest

Pantie Liners...........errrrr NOT!

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That was my point really they try to bring in romance as a hypodermic way of linking the product with happiness via romance ...they just do not realise how sophisticated there potential customer base has become at analysing media scripts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolf supps his own piss ffs? No wonder he's always making them puffing, wheezing,gasping noises and pullin them faces.

Mind you,we love the Churchil add were Rolf starts making the wheezing noises and the dog says "Oh nooo" and the quick glance at the camera,lol ace.

Trace & Ric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that eye brow one gives me the shivers. dont like it at all. prefered the gorilla choc adverts. sad i know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Those bloody Bingo ads do me ed in too lol...

Sorry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the Foxy Bingo dance, lol

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

That'll be the big ad this year, kids are already shouting it at each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TRUMPETS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what trumpets??

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Oh, you'll regret saying that!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

TRUMPETS!

[Stop swinging and watch TV for a bit, you'll see it!]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have the telly on in the back ground. Whats the add for??

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Some jelly sweets. Look for it on youtube.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

argh yes, the natral sweet company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belly's Gonna Get Ya!!! (Reebok)

Has to be the ultimate comedy advert of all time, studied it for a piece of English coursework on advertising at school. Didn't get sick of watching it when my teacher had to rewind it over and over again!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TRUMPETS

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The eyebrow ad for chocolate is really quite bizzare, whoever thinks up such rubbish. Would be interesting to know if more chocolate is sold because of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alpen bar....the guy stands there looking a right twat with a big cheesy grin on his face . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"alpen bar....the guy stands there looking a right twat with a big cheesy grin on his face . lol"

you're bored aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

33 weeks ago this thread was started Thats gone quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Activia, what a waste of money that is, yeah try it for 14 days and you realize its done nothing, "it's like a desert", thats because it is, and bifidus digestivum, are these guys just making words up to sell the product or what?, give me a muller fruit corner any day, although the Nina Simone track has been done to death now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live natural yoghurt is better and add ya own bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

33 weeks ago this thread was started Thats gone quick "

Ohhhh I dunno.... I seem to have missed most of it ff's lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"

33 weeks ago this thread was started Thats gone quick

Ohhhh I dunno.... I seem to have missed most of it ff's lol... "

Well............3 weeks and 4 days of it pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Bull... it gives your panties wings.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Live natural yoghurt is better and add ya own bits "

or add it to ya bits.......;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Talking of dodgy adverts though.....

Jacamo...... Drives me NUTS!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Red Bull... it gives your panties wings."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for sky+ I love to replay the tenna lady add nice and slow...Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl @ the dog doing the river dance on the wink bingo ad,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the new McDonalds breakfast makes me laugh when the women bangs her head on the bus, although I'd never touch the food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the new McDonalds breakfast makes me laugh when the women bangs her head on the bus, although I'd never touch the food."

i know, i mean , who the fekk wud go mac d's at 6am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last thing on my mind when I wake up would be mmm McDonalds!

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