FabSwingers.com forum: Coke can roulette

By *awtymarky OP Man
over a year ago

chester

I am in a funny mood today for joking around, so thought of a way to play some jokes. I have just shook up a Coke can at a local petrol station ( away from cctv before people say you'll get arrested). It is red and on the front of a fridge.

Wonder who will buy and open it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in a funny mood today for joking around, so thought of a way to play some jokes. I have just shook up a Coke can at a local petrol station ( away from cctv before people say you'll get arrested). It is red and on the front of a fridge.

Wonder who will buy and open it

It wasn't me I had one in my fridge at home and it wasn't shaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

That was nice of you. I sincerely hope that the unfortunate recipient is not on their way to a job inter_iew or an important meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be silliest thing I've read in ages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old are you ?

So funny if someone else did that and you opened don't u think ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say something but didn't want to look like a killjoy!!

What a stupid thing to do, oh yes it's very funny isn't it, let's imagine the scene, you get in your car open the can up and whoosh it's everywhere, not only have you probably got it all over you and the person next to you, the car is going to be all sticky and take ages to clean. All so you can have your fun. Slow hand clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See,older men can be immature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking he thought he was going to impress the ladies in the Forum....errmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't you be on a more age appropriate site ?

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me my sides are splitting how on earth do you get through a day doing such crazy shit?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

That was nice of you. I sincerely hope that the unfortunate recipient is not on their way to a job inter_iew or an important meeting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a dick move to me.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one to think what a pathetic and immature thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody else looking forward to karma biting the OP on the backside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it That was nice of you. I sincerely hope that the unfortunate recipient is not on their way to a job inter_iew or an important meeting."

Or a lady wearing an expensive dress or a man in a nice suit NOT A FUNNY JOKE TO PLAY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit I thought this was funny I don't wsnt a lecture but it made me chuckle

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I wouldn't stress too much, they only stay shook up for a minute or so, if nobody had bought it before the OP had got out the door it won't spray anyone..... and the OP committed Fabicide for nothing

Cal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its not opened immediately it won't make a difference... they settle down after a few minutes when chilled... still amused your mind for a few moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

I would say it was a boy doing a boy thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

I would have still said the same if it was female just for the record!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

I would have still said the same if it was female just for the record!"

It's a bloke thing .

We do it a lot . If you see a group of guys we will actually throw the can at each other . Mainly cans of beer and the fun is in the opening as well as the catching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

I would have still said the same if it was female just for the record!

It's a bloke thing .

We do it a lot . If you see a group of guys we will actually throw the can at each other . Mainly cans of beer and the fun is in the opening as well as the catching

I would like to clarify this.

It's not a "bloke thing", it's a twat thing.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

Why do you consider this a "man thing?" I sincerely hope this has little appeal to any human, male or female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to play beer can roulette...take as many cans of beer as there are people in the room, one person, out of _iew of everyone else shakes the hell out of one of them, then a different person, again out of _iew of the rest, mixes up the cans thoroughly.

Then everyone picks a can and opens it on their heads...one person gets soaked.

But I was a daft youth then and the 'players' knew the gamble.

I'd be vexed if some knob head just stuck a shook up one on the fridge of a shop so it happened when i was out and couldn't get changed...

If it happened thag I had a kid and you soaked them in this weather without a change of clothes...

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over a year ago

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

the carbon dioxide will resettle in the other wise every can or bottle that gets moved via trucks etc would explode when they are opened it only works if its shaken and opened very soon afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to be silliest thing I've read in ages..."

This ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

I would have still said the same if it was female just for the record!

It's a bloke thing .

We do it a lot . If you see a group of guys we will actually throw the can at each other . Mainly cans of beer and the fun is in the opening as well as the catching

No bloke I know behaves in such a fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Wonder who will buy and open it

That was nice of you. I sincerely hope that the unfortunate recipient is not on their way to a job inter_iew or an important meeting."

Well its in a petrol station, so its likely that someone might open it while driving, possibly causing a serious, possibly even fatal accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

I would have still said the same if it was female just for the record!

It's a bloke thing .

We do it a lot . If you see a group of guys we will actually throw the can at each other . Mainly cans of beer and the fun is in the opening as well as the catching

I would like to clarify this.

It's not a "bloke thing", it's a twat thing.

Thanks

This

Can I clarify, it might be amusing to the people 'playing' if they are aware of the game and agree. To some unsuspecting person simply going about their day it's not.

OP would you shake up a can and open it in someone's face? Someone that you don't know? who just happened to be in the wrong place who you had your sense of humour failure?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We spent one of the most uncomfortable evenings of our life at a Christmas do with two other couples where the men behaved like adolescents. We left early to escape the beer flicking and giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We spent one of the most uncomfortable evenings of our life at a Christmas do with two other couples where the men behaved like adolescents. We left early to escape the beer flicking and giggling

They were wrong to behave like that at a Xmas do with the Mrs

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We spent one of the most uncomfortable evenings of our life at a Christmas do with two other couples where the men behaved like adolescents. We left early to escape the beer flicking and giggling

They were wrong to behave like that at a Xmas do with the Mrs "

They just looked stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We spent one of the most uncomfortable evenings of our life at a Christmas do with two other couples where the men behaved like adolescents. We left early to escape the beer flicking and giggling

They were wrong to behave like that at a Xmas do with the Mrs "

What's the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub "

That's fine if you all agree to it.

Would you find it funny if a random stranger just shook a can and opened it in your face when you were out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious bantaaaahhhhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub

That's fine if you all agree to it.

Would you find it funny if a random stranger just shook a can and opened it in your face when you were out?"

That's what I just said

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We spent one of the most uncomfortable evenings of our life at a Christmas do with two other couples where the men behaved like adolescents. We left early to escape the beer flicking and giggling

They were wrong to behave like that at a Xmas do with the Mrs

They just looked stupid."

And they would still have looked stupid if their partners weren't there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub

That's fine if you all agree to it.

Would you find it funny if a random stranger just shook a can and opened it in your face when you were out?

That's what I just said

Great minds think alike

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to admit I thought this was funny I don't wsnt a lecture but it made me chuckle"

And me . .

Her

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub

That's fine if you all agree to it.

Would you find it funny if a random stranger just shook a can and opened it in your face when you were out?

That's what I just said

Great minds think alike

I suppose you could all run to mummy and say the nasty bullies are shaking Coke cans

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub "

Key words there are mates and suggest.

Not being a dick and possible soaking some poor bugger in for shits and giggles.

Just no one was unfortunate to open that can straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub "

It's one thing playing beer can roulette with mates, but quite another inflicting it on an unknown person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub "

What's the difference in getting the first drink as apposed to the second or third ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who will buy and open it

As per normal a man doing a man thing and gets criticised .

I am going to get a can and shake it and put it back as well

So anyone at a coop be careful

If that's a man thing I think I'll drop the bi and become a full of lesbian

Luckily the men in my life seem to have more sence.... That includes my teenage son, he's grown up enough not to be a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub

Key words there are mates and suggest.

Not being a dick and possible soaking some poor bugger in for shits and giggles.

Just no one was unfortunate to open that can straight away. "

big difference mates having a laugh and some innocent man or woman in their best work gear

In the right circumstances that is quite a good joke (and one I've used before although admittedly not since my student days) - but there's a time and a place for everything isn't there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These Idiots and sympathisers should be detained under the Mental Health Act,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In uni I removed my friends door and wedged it back in so that it fell in when he pulled the handle. It was hilarious and we still laugh about it now. I would not however remove a strangers door. Can you not see the differentiation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub

That's fine if you all agree to it.

Would you find it funny if a random stranger just shook a can and opened it in your face when you were out?

That's what I just said

Great minds think alike

I suppose you could all run to mummy and say the nasty bullies are shaking Coke cans "

How old are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on you lot get a life

At the weekend I have some mates coming round before we head of to town

So I am going to suggest beer roulette

You get 4 cans shake one and put it back

All take a can the loser opens the shaken up can and gets the first drinks in when at pub

That's fine if you all agree to it.

Would you find it funny if a random stranger just shook a can and opened it in your face when you were out?

That's what I just said

Great minds think alike

I suppose you could all run to mummy and say the nasty bullies are shaking Coke cans "

I suppose u could stop being a knob but I bet my left testical that ain't gonna happen

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Wonder who will buy and open it

Did you enjoy coming off your bike on that patch of diesel you hit tomorrow?

What goes round comes round (generally with interest).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread backfired and let's hoping the can didn't.

Used to play this in the sixth form and uni with beer but willing participants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These Idiots and sympathisers should be detained under the Mental Health Act,"

One of my favourite posts ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These Idiots and sympathisers should be detained under the Mental Health Act,"

Legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this thread backfired and let's hoping the can didn't.

Used to play this in the sixth form and uni with beer but willing participants.

I've never found getting wet and sticky much fun. It took Mrs P ages to persuade me to go to our first splodge party. I'm still not overly keen on it.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

erm... won't it have settled down in the time it takes for someone to remove it from the fridge, take it to the counter, pay for it, get back to the car and open it.

Still not a cool thing to do though....

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over a year ago

"erm... won't it have settled down in the time it takes for someone to remove it from the fridge, take it to the counter, pay for it, get back to the car and open it.

Still not a cool thing to do though...."

Of course it would but as normal every one is running to mummy and saying the bullies are shaking Coke cans

It's light hearted banter some people really need to see the funny side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love how the OP wrote this bloody childish thing he 'supposedly' done and totally disappeared lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just glad I dont like fizzy drinks !!

Its as bad as someone purposely driving through a puddle to soak you...

As yes it happened to me and no it wasnt funny...

I had to go and buy new clothes for work as I was soaked and at the time it was an expense I couldnt afford

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over a year ago

"erm... won't it have settled down in the time it takes for someone to remove it from the fridge, take it to the counter, pay for it, get back to the car and open it.

Still not a cool thing to do though....

Of course it would but as normal every one is running to mummy and saying the bullies are shaking Coke cans

It's light hearted banter some people really need to see the funny side "

You sound about 12.

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over a year ago

"Im just glad I dont like fizzy drinks !!

Its as bad as someone purposely driving through a puddle to soak you...

As yes it happened to me and no it wasnt funny...

I had to go and buy new clothes for work as I was soaked and at the time it was an expense I couldnt afford

When I was at school we used to stand by big puddles to get wet as they used to Send you home

Then they realised what we were doing and was given the dreaded pe kits from lost property

Wasn't such a good idea then

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Im just glad I dont like fizzy drinks !!

Its as bad as someone purposely driving through a puddle to soak you...

As yes it happened to me and no it wasnt funny...

I had to go and buy new clothes for work as I was soaked and at the time it was an expense I couldnt afford

When I was at school we used to stand by big puddles to get wet as they used to Send you home

Then they realised what we were doing and was given the dreaded pe kits from lost property

Wasn't such a good idea then"

We had a very rigid school uniform policy and if we were seen without our hat while in uniform had to wear it all of the next day, even for p.e.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just glad I dont like fizzy drinks !!

Its as bad as someone purposely driving through a puddle to soak you...

As yes it happened to me and no it wasnt funny...

I had to go and buy new clothes for work as I was soaked and at the time it was an expense I couldnt afford

When I was at school we used to stand by big puddles to get wet as they used to Send you home

Then they realised what we were doing and was given the dreaded pe kits from lost property

Wasn't such a good idea then

We had a very rigid school uniform policy and if we were seen without our hat while in uniform had to wear it all of the next day, even for p.e.

Same here convent and then monastery private school education in the 70's was not very pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm in a silly mood I squash the dog's ball and put it on my head,then ignore him when he sits next to me whining. He secretly likes it because he gives me back the ball when I let him have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just glad I dont like fizzy drinks !!

Its as bad as someone purposely driving through a puddle to soak you...

As yes it happened to me and no it wasnt funny...

I had to go and buy new clothes for work as I was soaked and at the time it was an expense I couldnt afford

When I was at school we used to stand by big puddles to get wet as they used to Send you home

Then they realised what we were doing and was given the dreaded pe kits from lost property

Wasn't such a good idea then

We had a very rigid school uniform policy and if we were seen without our hat while in uniform had to wear it all of the next day, even for p.e.

Same here convent and then monastery private school education in the 70's was not very pleasant "

She turned out really nice though.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Im just glad I dont like fizzy drinks !!

Its as bad as someone purposely driving through a puddle to soak you...

As yes it happened to me and no it wasnt funny...

I had to go and buy new clothes for work as I was soaked and at the time it was an expense I couldnt afford

When I was at school we used to stand by big puddles to get wet as they used to Send you home

Then they realised what we were doing and was given the dreaded pe kits from lost property

Wasn't such a good idea then

We had a very rigid school uniform policy and if we were seen without our hat while in uniform had to wear it all of the next day, even for p.e.

Same here convent and then monastery private school education in the 70's was not very pleasant "

I think it's responsible for my taste in fetish wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"erm... won't it have settled down in the time it takes for someone to remove it from the fridge, take it to the counter, pay for it, get back to the car and open it.

Still not a cool thing to do though....

Of course it would but as normal every one is running to mummy and saying the bullies are shaking Coke cans

It's light hearted banter some people really need to see the funny side "

A friend might find it funny but I cant see a total stranger finding it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just glad I dont like fizzy drinks !!

Its as bad as someone purposely driving through a puddle to soak you...

As yes it happened to me and no it wasnt funny...

I had to go and buy new clothes for work as I was soaked and at the time it was an expense I couldnt afford

When I was at school we used to stand by big puddles to get wet as they used to Send you home

Then they realised what we were doing and was given the dreaded pe kits from lost property

Wasn't such a good idea then

We had a very rigid school uniform policy and if we were seen without our hat while in uniform had to wear it all of the next day, even for p.e.

Same here convent and then monastery private school education in the 70's was not very pleasant

I think it's responsible for my taste in fetish wear

The nuns were cruel sadistic bitches who thought nothing of hitting us round the heads with a wooden ruler . We used to be punished by kneeling for hours or standing in the corner of the mother superiors office for hours with hands out so we understand the suffering Jesus had for us so we could be good if we let arms down was a ruler on back of leg

Just something as simple as looking out the window

The monastery school was totally different but discipline was good we looked smart and enjoyed doing it

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"These Idiots and sympathisers should be detained under the Mental Health Act,"

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