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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have been overdosing on the brilliant Monty Python and absolutely love it...

"is this the right room for an argument?"... the start of one of our favourite sketches!!

What Monty sketches get you every time???

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

just run the whole of the Life of Brian

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The dead parrot sketch is the best for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it all.

The social society at work recently organised a subsidised theatre trip to see Monty Python. It was a great night out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese Emporium...

SPAM!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The Spanish Inquisition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'go away, or i shall taunt you for a second time'

'your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries'

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your highness when I said your like a steam of bats piss I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Argument Clinic sketch ....

That wasn't an argument I want to complain!

Thats the room along the corridor.

Sounds of someone being roughly abused. I want to complain...

Thats next door. This is the Hitting Hard Around the Head Clinic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Ministry of silly walks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything from live at the hollywood bowl!

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

“'Tis but a scratch'

'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'

'No, it isn't.'”

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

“He must be a king.

Why?

He hasn't got shit all over him.”

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

“Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its funny isn't it how your best friend can blow you up like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Ministry of silly walks"

Oh yes the Ministry of silly walks!!! ....often suffered by members on here after a good meet

AAALLLLBBBATROSSSS!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“'Tis but a scratch'

'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'

'No, it isn't.'”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“'Tis but a scratch'

'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'

'No, it isn't.'”"

a mere flesh wound

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.

Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.

Reg: What's the *point*?

Francis: What?

Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?

Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".

[Everyone gasps]

Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!

Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?

Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!

Jewish Official: Was it you?

Stoner: Yes.

Jewish Official: Right...

Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "

[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]

Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "

[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the life of brian.

for me,it explained religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have been overdosing on the brilliant Monty Python and absolutely love it...

"is this the right room for an argument?"... the start of one of our favourite sketches!!

What Monty sketches get you every time???"

Classy stuff even now after all these years.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

The Upper Class Twit Of The Year Competition with heats such as car door slamming, shooting rabbits etc.!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always look on the bright side of life...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"the life of brian.

for me,it explained religion."

They should show it in schools.

Of all faiths.

The world would be a better place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 27th Silly Olympiad, an event held traditionally every 3.7 years, which this year has brought together competitors from over 4 million different countries:

-100 yards for people with no sense of direction

-1500 meters for the deaf

-200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers

-Marathon for incontinents

-High jump

-3000 meter steeplechase for people who think they're chickens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16iNk1hLJt4

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Fish slapping dance

Constitutional Peasant

What have the Romans done for us?

Eric the Half a Bee

Welease Woger

Fish Licence

Travel Agent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved the philosophers football match sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh ooh and the philosophers drinking song.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"The Upper Class Twit Of The Year Competition with heats such as car door slamming, shooting rabbits etc.!"

thank you..... glad someone said it.... this one always makes me laugh

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oooh.. and the election night special sketch

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheese shop, spam, the posh restraunt scetch from the meaning of life.

You cant beat a bit of python

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"The Spanish Inquisition."

HA!nobody expects the spanish inquisition.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

The Gumbys!

*Knock knock*

"Come in!"

*splintering crash*

"No! Open the door and come in!!!"

"My brain hurts!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The New Gas Cooker'

'Spam'

'The Cheese Shop'

'Parrot Sketch'

'Argument'

'Shoot the Poof'

'Blackamail' - It was based on a cheesy gameshow where intimate videotaped details of a member of the public would be played on the show. The tape would stop after the person called the show and agreed to pay money ...

'Loupins'

Ohhhh there were so many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welease Woderwick

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By *teve196301Man
over a year ago

northumberland

Silesian Suicide squad........

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