FabSwingers.com forum: Getting threatened while dogging

By *awtymarky OP Man
over a year ago

chester

Last night I went to a well known dogging spot and was surprised to find no one around apart from another car with its light on. I approached and to my surprise a couple was in full swing so to speak. Anyway I watch them till they finished and next thing I was getting a hail of abuse from the guy calling me a dirty old man (he was the dirty old man as well over my age mid 50's and she was a lot younger).

So I just went back to my car the guy must have had a bee in his bonnet and drove by me then stopped to hail more abuse.

Enough is enough I thought so I got out of the car and replied to him

"i bet your wife doesn't know about your affair but she soon will if I get the police down here so feck off before your found out"

his face was a picture all his muscle turned to jelly and his face went white then he soon left rather sharpish.

Anyone else had some good comebacks at the abusers in dogging spots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't decide who was in the right here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

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By *eadue stallionMan
over a year ago

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By *awtymarky OP Man
over a year ago

chester

"I can't decide who was in the right here. "

Well it is a very well known spot even been in the press and I was standing there for a while before they finished not too mention had interior lights on.

It wasn't the first part of abuse as didn't say anything but the fact he drove over and hailed more is what got a reaction from me.

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By *eadue stallionMan
over a year ago

Yes

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off."

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide who was in the right here.

Well it is a very well known spot even been in the press and I was standing there for a while before they finished not too mention had interior lights on.

It wasn't the first part of abuse as didn't say anything but the fact he drove over and hailed more is what got a reaction from me."

I thought dogging etiquette is to be invited by the couple by some kind of signal. Seems like you just invaded their privacy, then an argument ensued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were creeping on a couple having sex in car. I'm amazed you think you're in the right here.

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By *awtymarky OP Man
over a year ago

chester

"I can't decide who was in the right here.

Well it is a very well known spot even been in the press and I was standing there for a while before they finished not too mention had interior lights on.

It wasn't the first part of abuse as didn't say anything but the fact he drove over and hailed more is what got a reaction from me.

I thought dogging etiquette is to be invited by the couple by some kind of signal. Seems like you just invaded their privacy, then an argument ensued. "

They had there light on (which is often a signal) and didn't switch it off as they would of easily spotted I arrived in the same car park with my headlights on.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I can't decide who was in the right here. "

Yeah - I'm stuck on this one - I have a feeling that the couple wasn't dogging, it sounds more like they'd just parked up for some naughty fun (quite possible unaware of what that spot gets used for); the OP put 2 and 2 together (dogging spot - couple having sex) and didn't get 4. What do they say about never assuming anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were creeping on a couple having sex in car. I'm amazed you think you're in the right here. "

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

sods law, he may have been with his secretary and not to know he was in a dogging spot, if you said this is a dogging area he may not have been the way he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide who was in the right here.

Well it is a very well known spot even been in the press and I was standing there for a while before they finished not too mention had interior lights on.

It wasn't the first part of abuse as didn't say anything but the fact he drove over and hailed more is what got a reaction from me.

I thought dogging etiquette is to be invited by the couple by some kind of signal. Seems like you just invaded their privacy, then an argument ensued.

They had there light on (which is often a signal) and didn't switch it off as they would of easily spotted I arrived in the same car park with my headlights on."

That's just presumption on your part....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide who was in the right here.

Well it is a very well known spot even been in the press and I was standing there for a while before they finished not too mention had interior lights on.

It wasn't the first part of abuse as didn't say anything but the fact he drove over and hailed more is what got a reaction from me.

I thought dogging etiquette is to be invited by the couple by some kind of signal. Seems like you just invaded their privacy, then an argument ensued.

They had there light on (which is often a signal) and didn't switch it off as they would of easily spotted I arrived in the same car park with my headlights on."

I wouldn't consider that a "come watch us fuck". Maybe they were caught up in the moment. I meant more like flashing their lights to acknowledge you.

I do think it's a risk from having sex in public, you may get caught. I also think you shouldn't have just gone and watched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide who was in the right here.

From hearing "vanilla" people talk about dogging most don't see it the way it is on here as a communal activity or a spectator thing.

Dogging spot to most people means "ohh I heard about this car park out of the way where people sneak off to have some fun, want to try it?" Kinda like a modern version of make our point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!"

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I used to go to what I thought was a quiet spot for car meets. Then things like that started happening to me. I had never heard of dogging lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

I am surprised the no sex in public lobby on Fab did not get onto this thread. If you have sex in public you are at risk of being watched. It is a public place. It is no different to people in a club having sex in a public area complaining about being watched from a distance. If you do not want to be seen get a room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

Yeah but what you don't expect is for random guy to stand drooling on your window having a wank!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

There's a big differnce between being see someone maybe having a. Few a lingering looks over their shoulder as they pass and a guy st standing outside eyour car looking through the window till you finish and notice him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

Great minds Thx! Except i was a bit more graphic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were creeping on a couple having sex in car. I'm amazed you think you're in the right here. "

only a well known dogging spot to people who go dogging, to the other 99.x% of the population it's an out of the way place we used to call lovers lanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if she spotted you 10 seconds before climax and stopped, he had every right to be annoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

Great minds Thx! Except i was a bit more graphic.

Clearly I'm the classier of us :p

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Why do you assume they were there for dogging and not just looking for a secluded place for them to have sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

Yeah but what you don't expect is for random guy to stand drooling on your window having a wank!!!"

All sounds willfully naive to the possibility.

I was another thread talking about the pleasures of outside sex and got absolutely slated by people going on about innocent members of the public passing or shaggers being seen by children. So l say better for them to be seen by some guy with his knob out than a police officer or being reported by a member of public who gives the police the shagger's registration number. If you are going to be upset about being seen get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

Great minds Thx! Except i was a bit more graphic.

Clearly I'm the classier of us :p"

Well that was never in question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you invaded their privacy ...not all people who fuck in their cars in certain locations want to be watched by strangers....not everyone is a dogger

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Yeah never been sold on dogging

certainly am not now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what ?

If you choose to have sex in a public car park with the interior lights on - you have to accept people will watch . Dogging spot or not .

So the guy hurling abuse at the op is the one at fault here .

We should know , given that we love dogging and have been doing so for almost 5 years .

Good on the op for giving some back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i bet your wife doesn't know about your affair but she soon will if I get the police down here so feck off before your found out"

OP you just might have had a job on your hands explaining to the coppers just exactly what you were doing prowling around in a well know dogging spot (using your own words)...think carefully

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"You were creeping on a couple having sex in car. I'm amazed you think you're in the right here. "

this..

too many assumptions on your part OP driven by the possibility of some play, they may not have known it was a dogging site and may not be aware of the lights on thing which again doesn't mean they may want anyone to join in if they were dogging..

maybe once matey had a go you should have just said sorry for the misunderstanding and left..

as for reporting to the police, yeah go for it..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Sounds to me like two lots of testosterone banging together, the one with the scariest threat wins.

I hope the woman wasn't frightened or upset by the stags knocking antlers.

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Do you know what ?

If you choose to have sex in a public car park with the interior lights on - you have to accept people will watch . Dogging spot or not .

So the guy hurling abuse at the op is the one at fault here .

We should know , given that we love dogging and have been doing so for almost 5 years .

Good on the op for giving some back

Yeh had it been me I would have dragged him out and given him a good fucking and left him with a branch up his ****, moral of the story" if you catch me watching just smile and drive away" Ha ha ha.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

This is one of the reasons dogging doesn't appeal to us.

Sorry OP, but like others have said, just because You know its a dogging spot, doesn't mean that everyone does.

Sex and threats, in my opinion should never go together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's outrageous. Write to your mp and local councillors. Get them to put up signs saying dogging site, no sex unless you are here for dogging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving around the other day and started feeling really horny. So I decided to swing by this well known dogging spot that was close by. There were a few other cars there so I pulled up and joined in.

I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just thought it was a quiet place to bang.

If I'd snuck off somewhere to have a quickie with a girl dome dude staring through the car window would both freak me out and duck me right off.

..he wasn't invited to perv!!

And they wasn't invited to shag in a public area

if you shag in public people will see you

if you don't want to be seen stop being tight and get a hotel

But if your having sex in public how are people supposed to know if you want to be watched or not

Lots of people have open sex because they are exhibitionists and want to be seen

How does a passes by know which you are

I think it's a safe assumption that if your willing to have sex in a public place the chances are you don't care of people see you

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I was driving around the other day and started feeling really horny. So I decided to swing by this well known dogging spot that was close by. There were a few other cars there so I pulled up and joined in.

I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know what ?

If you choose to have sex in a public car park with the interior lights on - you have to accept people will watch . Dogging spot or not .

So the guy hurling abuse at the op is the one at fault here .

We should know , given that we love dogging and have been doing so for almost 5 years .

Good on the op for giving some back

Although no one is more surprised than me, I agree wholeheartedly with this comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is one of the reasons dogging doesn't appeal to us.

Sorry OP, but like others have said, just because You know its a dogging spot, doesn't mean that everyone does.

Sex and threats, in my opinion should never go together. "

Not even in a dom sub way?

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Absolutely no dogs mentioned, they didn't have one and he didn't.. So how could anyone be dogging??

Out maybe I'm just too innocent to understand.

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By *orset manMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I'm amazed folk go dogging-it seems a very dangerous past time to me

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

There shouldn't be any confusion about what is or isn't a dogging spot these days.

The local councils all seem to have them clearly marked with a little sign with a dog on, and have helpfully provided green bins for people to put their condoms etc in when they are finished.

They always seem to be in parks these days mind you, which personally I find very odd and a bit too public, but I guess is a sign of society becoming more relaxed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried dogging twice, once with a vanilla, who was sca_ed off by the meerkats. The second time as part of two couples, the second couple got cold feet due to their work (banker and nurse). Not been since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know what ?

If you choose to have sex in a public car park with the interior lights on - you have to accept people will watch . Dogging spot or not .

So the guy hurling abuse at the op is the one at fault here .

We should know , given that we love dogging and have been doing so for almost 5 years .

Good on the op for giving some back

Although no one is more surprised than me, I agree wholeheartedly with this comment."

No one is more surprised than me that you agree either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There shouldn't be any confusion about what is or isn't a dogging spot these days.

The local councils all seem to have them clearly marked with a little sign with a dog on, and have helpfully provided green bins for people to put their condoms etc in when they are finished.

They always seem to be in parks these days mind you, which personally I find very odd and a bit too public, but I guess is a sign of society becoming more relaxed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know what ?

If you choose to have sex in a public car park with the interior lights on - you have to accept people will watch . Dogging spot or not .

So the guy hurling abuse at the op is the one at fault here .

We should know , given that we love dogging and have been doing so for almost 5 years .

Good on the op for giving some back

Although no one is more surprised than me, I agree wholeheartedly with this comment.

No one is more surprised than me that you agree either

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"It's outrageous. Write to your mp and local councillors. Get them to put up signs saying dogging site, no sex unless you are here for dogging. "

Yes I like that idea, trouble is there would not be a parking space left, standing room only

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test"

Now if I remember right parking and hand signals was part of the test as was positions in the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see the OP as being wrong. I went dogging with ex years ago. I put the inner light on and saw guys coming over. We learned from the internet later that that is an invite to watch!

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

The fist time I went to the greyhound racing I was ten yes old, nobody told me dogging was wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were creeping on a couple having sex in car. I'm amazed you think you're in the right here. "

I don't get dogging at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were creeping on a couple having sex in car. I'm amazed you think you're in the right here.

I don't get dogging at all

It's the thrill , being outside , not always knowing who may be watching ....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can't decide who was in the right here.

Well it is a very well known spot even been in the press and I was standing there for a while before they finished not too mention had interior lights on.

It wasn't the first part of abuse as didn't say anything but the fact he drove over and hailed more is what got a reaction from me.

I thought dogging etiquette is to be invited by the couple by some kind of signal. . "

There is, one of them is to have your interior light on.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

they were having sex outside

they were watched

hey, hang the bugger for taking liberties, then get them a hotel room

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test"

Classic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging puts you in a vulnerable position. All it takes is a simple photo, a altercation, or even bumping into someone you know. Tried it a few times but moved on from it.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

To be fair I kind of agree with the OP. Not the slanging match, but I would also have assumed they were dogging.

When we first started out I googled dogging and apparently there are signals. The interior light on means you're welcome to watch, a window down is an invite to touch and the door open means you can join in. However any time we've done it guys will still ask if it's ok to do x, y or z before touching me.

As the light was on inside the car, in a known dogging spot, I would have thought that yes they were dogging.

But it's possible that they didn't know that and they freaked out a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test"

....For showing too much care & attention to other road users or for tailgating?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I accidentally disturbed a courting couple the other night when I got lost in Leicester and unexpectedly turned around on an industrial estate

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By *oretta DelamonteTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Last night I went to a well known dogging spot and was surprised to find no one around apart from another car with its light on. I approached and to my surprise a couple was in full swing so to speak. Anyway I watch them till they finished and next thing I was getting a hail of abuse from the guy calling me a dirty old man (he was the dirty old man as well over my age mid 50's and she was a lot younger).

So I just went back to my car the guy must have had a bee in his bonnet and drove by me then stopped to hail more abuse.

Enough is enough I thought so I got out of the car and replied to him

"i bet your wife doesn't know about your affair but she soon will if I get the police down here so feck off before your found out"

his face was a picture all his muscle turned to jelly and his face went white then he soon left rather sharpish.

Anyone else had some good comebacks at the abusers in dogging spots."
Shows it is best to be cautious. Never assume everybody in a 'dogging' location knows what is going on there. Maybe just on their way home and fancied a bit. Could have turned out nasty if he really was with his wife.x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I accidentally disturbed a courting couple the other night when I got lost in Leicester and unexpectedly turned around on an industrial estate

Courting couple

I haven't heard that phrase for some time.

A boyfriend and I were "courting" in his car when we were about 17 and someone shone their headlights in on us and tried looking in. Neither of us knew about dogging but I wonder if they thought that's what we were doing.

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By *oretta DelamonteTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"they were having sex outside

they were watched

hey, hang the bugger for taking liberties, then get them a hotel room"

Vouyerism is still an offence carrying stiff penalties in this country- best to be careful.x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I accidentally disturbed a courting couple the other night when I got lost in Leicester and unexpectedly turned around on an industrial estate

Courting couple

I haven't heard that phrase for some time.

I hope you remembe_ed to wave to them.....

My headlights really lit their car up, but I didn't see anything as they were pretty steamed up and I was busy trying to work out which was the best way to the M1 North...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I accidentally disturbed a courting couple the other night when I got lost in Leicester and unexpectedly turned around on an industrial estate

Courting couple

I haven't heard that phrase for some time.

did they mumble 'ello, ello. ello'..?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I accidentally disturbed a courting couple the other night when I got lost in Leicester and unexpectedly turned around on an industrial estate

Courting couple

I haven't heard that phrase for some time.

I hope you remembe_ed to wave to them.....

My headlights really lit their car up, but I didn't see anything as they were pretty steamed up and I was busy trying to work out which was the best way to the M1 North..."

no I was ahem otherwise engaged

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I accidentally disturbed a courting couple the other night when I got lost in Leicester and unexpectedly turned around on an industrial estate

Courting couple

I haven't heard that phrase for some time.

did they mumble 'ello, ello. ello'..?

No it wasn't Uncle Bill

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It sounds to me like the couple in the car may have decided to have a bit of fun and scare the OP for a laugh and it backfi_ed on them.

If you don't want to be watched while having sex in a public car park. Keep the fucking lights off!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I accidentally disturbed a courting couple the other night when I got lost in Leicester and unexpectedly turned around on an industrial estate

Courting couple

I haven't heard that phrase for some time.

did they mumble 'ello, ello. ello'..?

No it wasn't Uncle Bill

either a very organised fan of outdoor or someone less than discreet..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You made an honest mistake O.P. to which the shagger should have said ......

I say old chap, this is a private fuck. We weren't expecting a chaperone. Do you mind awfully not watching ??

To which you should have replied.... Oh Faux Pas! I am undone and ashamed. Please carry on. I will make haste and depart and rest assu_ed I shall tell no one of this moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no point crying over spilled spunk.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I have to smile though because on rereading I notice the op made a threat himself

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