FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone for a date?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've tried this a couple of times in the meet requests forum to no avail so i thought I'd try my luck in the Lounge and see if i do any better here!

It's been a while (blows away the cobwebs) and I'm missing the thrill and excitement of dating!

Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!

Then we'l hit the bars and after i buy you a double we can spend the rest of the evening stealing drinks from tables so that i have enough money to pay for a bus home for you...

So who wants me to spoil them?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*rattles the collection tin*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you help me kill the Batman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at McDonald's

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You're a smooth operator, Dilf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you shaved your legs and chest and grew some breasticles I'd take you out for a nice seafood dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a chocolate muffin too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you said Burger King...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take one for the team, oh but your all the way up there. Bugger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you go to pizza hut you can pinch the tips off the tables too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dates give me sticky fingers,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?"

He is the Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more a kfc girl

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

Such a shame as think you would of been better to go and get dominos

Buy one get one free then if date didn't work out your both going your separate ways with a pizza (win win in my book)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman. "

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"I'm more a kfc girl"

You must be a zinger girl ( ie hot hot hot )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!"

Erm... but...I'm confused now ?????

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!"

Are you sure as thought you was the billionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!"

No, I'M Spartacus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!"

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!"

LOL wrong movie my dear LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more a kfc girl"

Is that because your finger licking good???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

LOL wrong movie my dear LOL

AHEM... EXCUSE ME! HELLO! ME ME ME ME ME ME!

sorry was that a little childish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus was a black man, no,Jesus was Batman, no no no no, that was Bruce Wayne...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus! "

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd feel so cheap letting you pay. I'd treat you to a happy meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've tried this a couple of times in the meet requests forum to no avail so i thought I'd try my luck in the Lounge and see if i do any better here!

It's been a while (blows away the cobwebs) and I'm missing the thrill and excitement of dating!

Then we'l hit the bars and after i buy you a double we can spend the rest of the evening stealing drinks from tables so that i have enough money to pay for a bus home for you...

So who wants me to spoil them?

I'm in depending on what the double is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

LOL wrong movie my dear LOL

AHEM... EXCUSE ME! HELLO! ME ME ME ME ME ME!

sorry was that a little childish

Sorry where were we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

Iron man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you said Burger King...

Yup BK all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin."

Good thinking!

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"I'd feel so cheap letting you pay. I'd treat you to a happy meal "

Who gets the toy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you shaved your legs and chest and grew some breasticles I'd take you out for a nice seafood dinner. "

Oy! Breasticles is my word!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shows your age up haha.

Dates are for eating but no thanks.. Date has gone out of date lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

Iron man?"

He's rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin."

I want to be The Joker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you said Burger King...

Yup BK all the way.

oooo now that's dirty talk... Keep talking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

Good thinking!"

Joker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

Good thinking!

Joker!

Why so serious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?"

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

Good thinking!

Joker!

Why so serious!"

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

Good thinking!

Joker!

Why so serious!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*"

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*"

Go on then, I'll spare you, I might need you for my next devilish caper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!"

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm Bwyan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is like watching an episode if the Boosh!

You lot are insane

*sits down and awaits the arrival of Old Gregg*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!

Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??

No i'm one of a kind... I'l pick you up at 7! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is like watching an episode if the Boosh!

You lot are insane

*sits down and awaits the arrival of Old Gregg*"

I'm Milky Joe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is like watching an episode if the Boosh!

You lot are insane

*sits down and awaits the arrival of Old Gregg*"

Insane?! Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd feel so cheap letting you pay. I'd treat you to a happy meal

Who gets the toy???"

Arm wrestle for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I order the fish finger butty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??

Drive thru McDonalds are open 24 hours. He's picking you up at midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't believe there has been no puns about sausage mcmuffins yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.

(No, I didn't giggle.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You generous man - a Mac and a pud and bus fare home ..... On a serious note ... The social side of FAB is fun and we know where we are going to end up at the end of the date so why not double it with dating and play - makes sense to have double fun.... Go for breakfast instead - Aussies love breakfast out X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.

(No, I didn't giggle.)"

Of course you didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.

(No, I didn't giggle.)

Of course you didn't.

Goodness, no! I have an innocent mind & am extremely mature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.

(No, I didn't giggle.)

Of course you didn't.

Goodness, no! I have an innocent mind & am extremely mature.

What does this word " Mature" mean?

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.

(No, I didn't giggle.)

Of course you didn't.

Goodness, no! I have an innocent mind & am extremely mature.

What does this word " Mature" mean?

Not a clue

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.

nah not for me

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.

nah not for me

Doesn't the phrase " particularly wide girth", entice you to watch.

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??

Drive thru McDonalds are open 24 hours. He's picking you up at midnight "

Phew…that's a relief…I thought I'd been missing out on something for a moment!!

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.

nah not for me

Doesn't the phrase " particularly wide girth", entice you to watch.

I do like a good horror

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.

nah not for me

Doesn't the phrase " particularly wide girth", entice you to watch.

I do like a good horror

Attack of the particularly wide girth, sounds like one to watch.

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.

It wasn't the Antiques Roadshow

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

Good thinking!

Joker!

Why so serious!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

This thread needs an enema, " Parp" !!!!

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over a year ago

"What if I order the fish finger butty?

Is that a weird kink?

Hardly weird or kinky these days

I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.

Which channel?

Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.

It wasn't the Antiques Roadshow

I don't want to know!

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.

You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman

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over a year ago

Have we found the OP a date yet?

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over a year ago

"Have we found the OP a date yet?

I don't think so!

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.

You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman"

Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.

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over a year ago

"Have we found the OP a date yet?

I don't think so!

Poor sod, let's leave him in peace, sorry OP.

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.

You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman

Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.

To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.

You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman

Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.

To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves

He cums faster than a speeding bullet too, ouch.

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.

You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman

Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.

To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves

He cums faster than a speeding bullet too, ouch.

I'm gonna die either way then!

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over a year ago

"Can you help me kill the Batman?

He is the Batman.

I've told everyone before, I'm batman!

No, I'M Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!

NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!

If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?

I'm Harley, silly

You can be Robin.

I want to be The Joker.

But can you help me kill the Batman?

I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.

I'll just distract you with ice cream

Stripey or Lemon Top?

Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*

Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!

There are worse things than being killed Batsy.

Like torture...?

No... wait a second. I like that.

We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!

That's the devil's work!

I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.

Can you spank me though

With an Ice Cream?

I'm easy, spank then lick?

But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.

You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman

Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.

To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves

He cums faster than a speeding bullet too, ouch.

I'm gonna die either way then!"

There are worse ways to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have we found the OP a date yet?

I don't think so!

Poor sod, let's leave him in peace, sorry OP.

Definately didn't find a date but at least it was an entertaining thread in the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had me at McDonald's

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a date later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we found the OP a date yet?

I don't think so!

Poor sod, let's leave him in peace, sorry OP.

Definately didn't find a date but at least it was an entertaining thread in the end!

Nice one mate, get yourself a Batman costume, and you might get lucky .

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over a year ago

... what on earth

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

I dunno about the other super heros mentioned above but I'm considering asking someone out to the cinema. First time in years I want to go

I have my own light saber

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over a year ago

"I dunno about the other super heros mentioned above but I'm considering asking someone out to the cinema. First time in years I want to go

I have my own light saber

I have a spider vacuum - Google is your friend - that I want to fill with glow sticks and go "vroom vroom" with. In all honesty.

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

"I'm more a kfc girl

Is that because your finger licking good???

Or cos you've got a greasy box?

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"I dunno about the other super heros mentioned above but I'm considering asking someone out to the cinema. First time in years I want to go

I have my own light saber

I have a spider vacuum - Google is your friend - that I want to fill with glow sticks and go "vroom vroom" with. In all honesty."

Glow sticks

18 in a pack at pound shop but I just squish spiders

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I've tried this a couple of times in the meet requests forum to no avail so i thought I'd try my luck in the Lounge and see if i do any better here!

It's been a while (blows away the cobwebs) and I'm missing the thrill and excitement of dating!

Then we'l hit the bars and after i buy you a double we can spend the rest of the evening stealing drinks from tables so that i have enough money to pay for a bus home for you...

So who wants me to spoil them?

With fries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm stilllllllll looking for a date! I've a night free and would be nice to have some female company for a social meet up tonight, I'm in York today if any one is up for a meet?

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over a year ago

"I'm stilllllllll looking for a date! I've a night free and would be nice to have some female company for a social meet up tonight, I'm in York today if any one is up for a meet?

If you're ever round Preston/Bolton/Wigan way, give us a shout.

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over a year ago

"I'm stilllllllll looking for a date! I've a night free and would be nice to have some female company for a social meet up tonight, I'm in York today if any one is up for a meet?

I'll keep out of it this time matey, goodluck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am sick to hilt with date me threads.. Two going at once. Headache...

Really if you need to advertise means you must be desperate.

Walks in and out.

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