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"Woah!!! Step away from the haribos! Dont let shag see this" lol yes. I do like haribos don't I | |||
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"Oh darling my heart is all a flutter and my question is ...do u do it with butter? You say you are straight and I know I'm hot - why do I need to look at your c ock shot? They are all so similar Taken from the angle below so we can see him grow .... A lean to to left and a lean to the right and some seem of belly button height! No luck on FAB you say Your sex life dull Yet it's this treacle's loss not to play? Oh come now darling .....we are fabulous FAB women The doorbells of pity don't ring and make us rock You entice me with your words and Spanish car and you think that will get you far, you even speak of my sexy arse and clubs yet you never mention my love of back rubs. Darling it's not hard to open my door Oh sweetheart you can give me much more I want your eyes, your voice, your touch before we fuck ... Give me your kiss and when your hands are upon my breasts and Your mind so wild with what's to cum I'll steal your Cake and Haribos and run and run and run MWAH XX " excellent | |||
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"Woah!!! Step away from the haribos! Dont let shag see this" See the key to my heart a month ago was Haribos X who knew | |||
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"Almost Pam Ayres-esqe. " Aww ta Love FAB Forum Fun X | |||
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"Oh darling my heart is all a flutter and my question is ...do u do it with butter? You say you are straight and I know I'm hot - why do I need to look at your c ock shot? They are all so similar Taken from the angle below so we can see him grow .... A lean to to left and a lean to the right and some seem of belly button height! No luck on FAB you say Your sex life dull Yet it's this treacle's loss not to play? Oh come now darling .....we are fabulous FAB women The doorbells of pity don't ring and make us rock You entice me with your words and Spanish car and you think that will get you far, you even speak of my sexy arse and clubs yet you never mention my love of back rubs. Darling it's not hard to open my door Oh sweetheart you can give me much more I want your eyes, your voice, your touch before we fuck ... Give me your kiss and when your hands are upon my breasts and Your mind so wild with what's to cum I'll steal your Cake and Haribos and run and run and run MWAH XX " You can take my cake and haribos but don’t you run With our minds and bodies together we could have fun Anticipation building in both of us of what’s to come You will just have to promise not to tell my mum! Take you in my arms as I gaze into your big, blue eyes Distracting you whilst I have a cheeky grope of your thighs Trying to find the lock that is on your door With you how I long to score! People on the forum are reading this and on us betting Maybe you should see my cock pic- it’s what you’re getting! Now I run my hands all over your body Not forgetting the back rub- obviously Kiss you on your soft, sensual lips Move my hands down and onto your hips Tracing the outline of the curves of your body What will happen is going to be extraordinary Whisper in your ear and hear your Aussie voice Breathe in my aftershave (Brut)- what a good choice You should know now that I’ve never asked for pities I just really want to play with your big titties Now I move downstairs for a bit Just to have a little lick of your clit Very soon we will be in a sweaty, passionate muddle Bur afterwards I will always make time for a cuddle I know my Spanish car may be old and starting to knock But between us I’m sure that we can make it rock! | |||
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"Haribo worked well to get your attention The quality of your words I must mention But I’m glad that it worked out just fine Now I have to find time to make you mine Once you have recovered from your London mishap Being on crutches, unable to have fun must be crap But time heals all things including leg pains Whilst I work outside all day in the pouring rain So yes I’m used to being wet, soaked right through So when we are in bed I’m sure I’ll know what to do To put a smile upon your face and to open up the floodgate And to lead us both to great pleasure at any given rate " Haribos rule X | |||
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"Haribo worked well to get your attention The quality of your words I must mention But I’m glad that it worked out just fine Now I have to find time to make you mine Once you have recovered from your London mishap Being on crutches, unable to have fun must be crap But time heals all things including leg pains Whilst I work outside all day in the pouring rain So yes I’m used to being wet, soaked right through So when we are in bed I’m sure I’ll know what to do To put a smile upon your face and to open up the floodgate And to lead us both to great pleasure at any given rate " | |||
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"Wow, you two should do this everyday, very entertaining " | |||
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"Haribo worked well to get your attention The quality of your words I must mention To put a smile upon your face and to open up the floodgate And to lead us both to great pleasure at any given rate " The crutches The rain The mishap The pain Slumber eludes me just All night long I have had wanton lust You stirred my soul You cheeky man The passion is raging and I only have my hand ..... I yearn for freedom from my bed I want somewhere else to lay my head ... The cake and Haribos you tease me with ... Are yet to appear as my gift Please Sir .... Knock on my door so I can scream out .... More ....oh give me more!!!! | |||
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" The crutches The rain The mishap The pain Slumber eludes me just All night long I have had wanton lust You stirred my soul You cheeky man The passion is raging and I only have my hand ..... I yearn for freedom from my bed I want somewhere else to lay my head ... The cake and Haribos you tease me with ... Are yet to appear as my gift Please Sir .... Knock on my door so I can scream out .... More ....oh give me more!!!! " Laid up in bed, alone and unable- oh what a bummer Perhaps you should get yourself down to Ann Summer They have the finest selection of sex toys in the land To stop you from wearing out your hand All the ladies really rate the Rampant Rabbit There is a sale on so for a bargain you can grab it Just make sure that you remember the battery To help you body purr like the cats in a cattery Passing the time until your battered body heals And then I can come and visit in my set of wheels Until then I too am on my own Like a dog in search of his bone Maybe I could try Fab and seek a meet But it’s tough for a guy- ladies don’t fall at your feet Or I could go alone to a club Even though I’d rather be giving you that back rub So now I’m counting down to the day Until you are ready to come out and play When you will greet me wearing nothing but a coat Or just some sexy lingerie- whatever floats your boat The build up and the anticipation, on us the forum is speculating I just hope they don’t expect running commentating But we must wait until right is the time Patience lady is certainly no crime Starting things out slowly with intimacy and tenderness To gently stir and awaken your inner tigress Or we could just try foreplay the Australian way “BRACE YOURSELF SHEILA” I will say But that isn’t the way to bring about true pleasure A lady’s passion ought to be taken at leisure Your wit laced with intellect and humour In my trousers something rises like a tumour So at the right time and place We meet face to face Where all being right we will take our chance And through the night perform a horizontal dance | |||
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