FabSwingers.com forum: Random irritations?

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

What innocuous (sp?) thing really winds you up?

For me at the moment, its that git doing the voice-over for the Co-op,

"Gud with fud"

yaaarrgghh speak proper english like what I do you maggot!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Kerry Katona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a loyalty card ?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Loyalty card?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold callers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loyalty card?"

Echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piles

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

People sniffing food at buffets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot doggers,you know who you are?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people who go thro the Q management at airports,prob a good 15 mins, seeing the signs that say.. coats, mobiles, laptops and belts etc go thro the scanners...

wait till the guy/lady says your coat please....

and yup, we have to wait till it all comes off..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

an itch that you can never fully scratch to completion - like the one I have on my knee right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its the automated tills in Morrisons, they NAG- 'please put the item in the bag'- ffs give me chance woman, what did you think i was gonna do with it, fling it at the car from here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin Bieber

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

"For me its the automated tills in Morrisons, they NAG- 'please put the item in the bag'- ffs give me chance woman, what did you think i was gonna do with it, fling it at the car from here?"

just as bad on the tills with people... "do you want bags for that"? no ill balance the entire contents of my shopping trolley on my fucking head!!! and im a single bloke so a bag for life is too much like commitment to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dev from Coronation Street - I hate this man, I cant stand his face, his voice, I want to actually break my tv when the fucker comes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Corden unfunny prick

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

lack of manners!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Labels in clothes, why are they suddenly loooooooooooooooooong

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Labels in clothes, why are they suddenly loooooooooooooooooong "

ooohhh and labels on shoes - why are they stuck on with superglue?????? they know we are going to want to take them of ffs (the labels - not the shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who wear sportswear and don't do sports.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Labels in clothes, why are they suddenly loooooooooooooooooong

ooohhh and labels on shoes - why are they stuck on with superglue?????? they know we are going to want to take them of ffs (the labels - not the shoes

)"
i know, hate to see them as well, i have started to ask the shops to take them off for me and stick them to the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the furniture moves itself around the room so you end up stubbing your toe on something that was never there before....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Labels in clothes, why are they suddenly loooooooooooooooooong

ooohhh and labels on shoes - why are they stuck on with superglue?????? they know we are going to want to take them of ffs (the labels - not the shoes

)i know, hate to see them as well, i have started to ask the shops to take them off for me and stick them to the box

ooooohhhhh get you shopping in places that give you shoe boxes!!! Shoe Zone just bung em in a bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when the furniture moves itself around the room so you end up stubbing your toe on something that was never there before...."

haha I'm glad it's not just my furniture that does that.

Door frames do it too here.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Labels in clothes, why are they suddenly loooooooooooooooooong

ooohhh and labels on shoes - why are they stuck on with superglue?????? they know we are going to want to take them of ffs (the labels - not the shoes

)i know, hate to see them as well, i have started to ask the shops to take them off for me and stick them to the box

ooooohhhhh get you shopping in places that give you shoe boxes!!! Shoe Zone just bung em in a bag

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ask em to stick the stickers on the bag

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am NEVER leaving a shoe shop without the shoe box!! WTF is that all about??! I mean really...

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

"Do you have a loyalty card ? "

loyalty card or share number???? depends which kinda co-op you use.......can you tell i work for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am NEVER leaving a shoe shop without the shoe box!! WTF is that all about??! I mean really... "

My personal shopper is NEVER leaving without the shoe box!!

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

You all have a nice day now

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

First part only £1.99

small print

£7.99 xt 39 prints. But it takes 40 prints to complete

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

remote controls that just love to hide underneath sofa cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your biscuit breaks into your coffee and the splash back hits your specs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a loyalty card ?

loyalty card or share number???? depends which kinda co-op you use.......can you tell i work for them

No odds to me .....Fuggin Nectar , Loyalty , Boots , Tesco ......HATE them all ...... HATE being asked mindless fuckign questions every time I go to the till. While im paying i have to go ...no no no no .....to every fuggin Q.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am having one now but choosing to ignore it.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

People who are so far up their own arse they have shit between their teeth.

People who package stuff up to make sure ya cant get into it...ie...i bought some bakeware online, nowt breakable, came in a huge big box, and inside was another big box,all for???? 1 Baking tin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me its the automated tills in Morrisons, they NAG- 'please put the item in the bag'- ffs give me chance woman, what did you think i was gonna do with it, fling it at the car from here?"

yep, seriously patronising and implies shoppers are thick

so i refuse to use them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sales assistants attempting to sell extended warranties on electrical goods…. Which only servers to set my internal alarm bell ringing , suggesting my chosen product is known by the retailer to be unreliable item,,,

Hmmm,, now I’d be much happier if the assistants patted me on the back and applauded my discerning choice in selecting a product of fine quality that will last and last without giving any trouble…

infact that would inspire me to shop there again…

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Rick Astley...

he just happens to be on the Telly

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Do you have a loyalty card ?

loyalty card or share number???? depends which kinda co-op you use.......can you tell i work for them

Join my campaign for a '5 questions or less till'.

No I don't have a loyalty card

No I don't want one

I don't have my own bag

I don't want a bag for life

I'm not collecting computers for schools vouchers.

Could I please just buy the fucking shopping and get the fuck out of your store, as my 'shopping experience' seems to tally pretty much with my idea of Hell.

And if you want to go for higher 'customer satisfaction', why not initiate a dress code for your customers?

And tell them to put a smile on their fucking faces as they go round with their miserable ugly spouses, out of control children and branded leisure wear.

And introduce a 'highway code' for trolleys in the aisles. Where anyone stopping to talk to Jane & Brian (you know, Jane was at that candle party Kat had..)in the middle of the fucking aisle gets fucking shot on fucking site for being ignorant fucks.

It's a small movement at the moment, but growing every day.

And no, I don't want fucking cashback. If I wanted cashback i'd have fucking asked for it, wouldnt I?

(See 'Is that a large meal' rant elsewhere...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down dear... Its only an advert.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

is it tea?? or dinner???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Deep breath Sensy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike sales assistants attempting to sell you jewellery insurance in Argos when you buy a cheap pair of gold studs just to stick in your ears for every day, studs cost about 10 quid, why do they do this???

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

NO!

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