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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He he, just had a classic message:

How are you both.....

Now I know I'm not slim, but still!

Anyone want to share their favourite/ funny messages without naming and shaming please?

Think we could do with a giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one recently asking for a Face pic when there is one on my Profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one we had on the couples profile

"WOW" (what the hell are ya supposed ta say ta that ??) xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

are you free to meet just now?

I'm in Scotland, he's in Ireland????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I've had messages referring to us both - I presumed they meant the dog, no?

Also mails addressed to Poppy, Katie and all sorts of other names that aren't mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you put the O in wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you free to meet just now?

I'm in Scotland, he's in Ireland????"

Private jet?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we get so many that just say Hi, we go back with a similar retort Hi but he other day they then came back with just a question mark. How the hell do they expect us to reply when they make the forst approach?

Aanother one was a bit longer 'how are you?' we responded 'well' they came back 'what do you mean!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden! "

Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme)

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'Fuk ma hole?'

Fairly standard approach from straight guys to bi guy.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden!

Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme) "
It works though eh? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden!

Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme) "

That's hillarious ...just waiting for our next copy and pasted

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'would love to suck a cock, would be up for it if a female was present'.

and my standard reply is..

'well when you find a female, give me a shout....'

never seem to hear from them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message from someone on another site saying I was exactly what he was looking for and he would love to meet. I thought he wrote "shame about the turkey".

I'm kinky but I don't use animals, until I realised he'd written shame he's IN Turkey!

My geography is not great, but I don't think Turkey is a London borough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'would love to suck a cock, would be up for it if a female was present'.

and my standard reply is..

'well when you find a female, give me a shout....'

never seem to hear from them again. "

Or could ask a female what, and suggest the cat/hamster/dog/python?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"'would love to suck a cock, would be up for it if a female was present'.

and my standard reply is..

'well when you find a female, give me a shout....'

never seem to hear from them again.

Or could ask a female what, and suggest the cat/hamster/dog/python? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be a lady thing as a single male I actually get nice messages did have one in the early days from a couple wanting to bruise my ass

ohhhh errrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It must be a lady thing as a single male I actually get nice messages did have one in the early days from a couple wanting to bruise my ass

ohhhh errrrrr "

I don't think so, I think my 'dickhead filter' is Not working properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It must be a lady thing as a single male I actually get nice messages did have one in the early days from a couple wanting to bruise my ass

ohhhh errrrrr

I don't think so, I think my 'dickhead filter' is Not working properly "

yeah ya right cause i can still mail ya xx

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

We just get the classic message .... wait for it

Hi

That is nothing else and mmm so all you can say is Hi back!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so what is the deal with u, u dont look like u need 2 be on here looking for fun?"

is my latest "doh" message

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Been asked now, "How big is it" nine times since I joined, no please or thank you, just those four words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is it?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Been asked now, "How big is it" nine times since I joined, no please or thank you, just those four words! "

aye lob it out for the bi's.....

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"How big is it?"

Lol its nice to be so popular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message from a bloke a few weeks ago, saying he would give me the best BJ I had ever had.

I declined his offer advising him I was straight.

His reply was to say if I ever changed my mind.

er no thanks

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I had a message from a bloke a few weeks ago, saying he would give me the best BJ I had ever had.

I declined his offer advising him I was straight.

His reply was to say if I ever changed my mind.

er no thanks"

oi that was a private message I sent

am I still in with a chance.... pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite one from the other day was literally just

...

What could I say? Was bowled over by the depth of his imagination and verbal dexterity!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i've had 2 messages from 2 different people who i havent met saying they love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get them too...the whole message will refer to a couple.

is it not breast related?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one saying...

"cum up urs" ????

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i know i've put this on the forums before,but we wont get a better message.

u 2 free the morra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know i've put this on the forums before,but we wont get a better message.

u 2 free the morra. "

class

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

too many to mention but need less to say good material for a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you free to meet just now?

I'm in Scotland, he's in Ireland????"

And your point is? Tut tut.

Did you meet him? Did you travel or accom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have stated clearly in my profile IM STRAIGHT. Got a message from a 'straight' guy asking, "You always straight all the time mate? How about a wee private meet."

Calling me mate made me click the block button. Dont even know the guy!

Another i got from an apparent straight guy read simply, "Call me for a chat, maybe more 077*********." Plonker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden!

Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme) It works though eh? lol"

We have had some real fun with this one since yesterday Thanks ladies lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one today from a couple it's a shame you don't meet smokers. Looked at profile and I'm in Devon and they are in Scotland I ain't travelling that far

Do people actually look at distance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had one today from a couple it's a shame you don't meet smokers. Looked at profile and I'm in Devon and they are in Scotland I ain't travelling that far

Do people actually look at distance?"

Some people don't look at anything other than pictures. In your case it would have been them looking at your picture and then straight to the "won't meet smokers" bit!!!

Go on, be a gent, go meet them

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