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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Of a brass monkey.

Blimey it's taters out!

Does anyone else have local expressions to describe the cold weather today?

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of a brass monkey.

Blimey it's taters out!

Does anyone else have local expressions to describe the cold weather today?

C..."

Did u know that's a reference to sea faring ships during maritime the cannon balls used to be stored on brass monkeys and when they got cold they contracted and the balls fell off!

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Yes I did, it's one of the better known stories behind a well known phrase or saying.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's blitz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geet cald is as best as I can manage today. Not a lot of Geordie-isms for cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats why I'm staying in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geet cald is as best as I can manage today. Not a lot of Geordie-isms for cold "

What about the universal comment

Fuck me it's freezing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geet cald is as best as I can manage today. Not a lot of Geordie-isms for cold

What about the universal comment

Fuck me it's freezing out "

That needs no translation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geet cald is as best as I can manage today. Not a lot of Geordie-isms for cold

What about the universal comment

Fuck me it's freezing out

That needs no translation "

exactly

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

LOL freezing the balls of a brass monkey

Do you know what that really mean?? LOL

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Geet cald is as best as I can manage today. Not a lot of Geordie-isms for cold

What about the universal comment

Fuck me it's freezing out "

Brrrrrrrr. .....positively hypothermic haha xxxx

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

To be 'foundered' in N.Ireland is to be cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geet cald is as best as I can manage today. Not a lot of Geordie-isms for cold

What about the universal comment

Fuck me it's freezing out "

Could be taken literally as fucking is a good way to warm up xx

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Of a brass monkey.

Blimey it's taters out!

Does anyone else have local expressions to describe the cold weather today?

C...

Did u know that's a reference to sea faring ships during maritime the cannon balls used to be stored on brass monkeys and when they got cold they contracted and the balls fell off!"

We'll nearly, lol water used to collect between the balls and when the water froze the ice expands and pushes the balls off of the brass monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper nesh! I've heard that a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezing my tits off is my usual phrase!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Freezing my tits off is my usual phrase!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knivered .I think that's,how it's,spelt

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

But parky out

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Cold as a witches tit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot nithered. (Which is what I currently am, brrrr!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezing my tits off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, it was mighty cold this morning, my balls felt it

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

It's that cold my nipples are like wheel studs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Jolly cold out there chaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit bleak the meet init! Brrrrrrrrr! "

neet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up north in N.I they say when its cold

" Im Starving "

The first time I heard that I wanted to feed the person lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bitter

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

Not sure about brass monkeys and balls but here in Spain it's so cold that my balls are actually aching. First time I've ever felt like this and it's probably related to them being very full and pulled into my body. Any other guys experienced this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked past a shop today advertising 'Frozen Balls' for £1.50.

Upon further investigation it was movie merchandsing. Bargain.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

A tad fresh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chapping

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

It's not too bad yet, been working in an empty house with no central heating today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freezing my tits off is my usual phrase!"

Hahhaha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positively balmy

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