FabSwingers.com forum: Sitting on a flash car

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is one for the ladies do you get impressed when you see profile pics of men sat on a flash car,or do you feel its over the top? I have a female friend who got sent a pic of a man on his car and when she said well it will take more than your car he sent her a pic of his personalised number plate.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Cars def do not do it for me

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"This is one for the ladies do you get impressed when you see profile pics of men sat on a flash car,or do you feel its over the top? I have a female friend who got sent a pic of a man on his car and when she said well it will take more than your car he sent her a pic of his personalised number plate."

Unless he's offering to give me the car, I couldn't give a rats arse what a playmate drives... or even if he turns up on the bus.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

What Polo said.

*Her*

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

nope - cars don't do it for me - and a bloke thinking that his flash car was a pulling aid would be a turn off

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

does nowt for me, but a caravan on the other hand....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Thank goodness it's K who drives the flash car in this house then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On another site I was contacted by one of the ugliest men I'd ever seen. Bless him, in every picture he was posed in front of a flash car, gorgeous house, lovely boat in beautiful settings.

He met what I was looking for but there isn't enough money in circulation in the whole world that would make me go there.

I did respond and thanked him for his message and also told him he was leaving himself open to all kinds of unscrupulous women if he kept his pictures up. He wrote back saying he was lonely, very rich and knew he wasn't God's gift, so if women were attracted to him for what he could offer them he didn't care.

I blocked him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

impressed! impressed by what a big plonker he was.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Thank goodness it's K who drives the flash car in this house then

It would be safer if she tried it on the roads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no!!! This could be the same fella that sent us a copy and pasted message a few weeks back with a picture of him sat on his flash car, one with a picture of his cock (VWE - we do say we don't want VWE on our profile).

I normally just block + delete (what a sin

) and leave it at that. But I was in the mood for an argument and thanked him for the big cock pic - the biggest cock being the one sat on his car!!! We went off on a right slanging match but ending up laughing about it so I left him unblocked.....

....until a few days ago, he got himself blocked when he had clearly had forgot about it all and went on to send the exact SAME copy and pasted message (which he had previously claimed it had been written personally to us!) with the same pictures attached

What a muppet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if he was sat on a nice Raleigh Chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That don't impress me much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or a Pogo stick then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind bouncing on a stick, but the suspension in a Ferrari gives me a pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry I'll bring my Moped it has plush suspension

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

We can all have a flash car, not that impressive, I like cars and driving, but a man with a flash car doesn;t maketh the man

Mrs Fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not interested in flash cars at all but if he had a decent Harley chop he could ride Trace while I rode his bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I immediately think they are dickheads, and put me right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I drive the same car as Alan Partridge

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I drive the same car as Alan Partridge

"
bless

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"I drive the same car as Alan Partridge

It's the Japanese Ferrari!

(Or do you mean the Rover with "CockPiss Partridge" sprayed on the side?)

This thread has sunk my plan of getting my photo taken of just my cock next to a Ferrari prancing horse bonnet mascot, just to show that it doesn't mean you have a tiny cock if you have a Ferrari, and make me irresistible to women here.

Well, not just this thread, but also the fact I have been having problems finding a miniature prancing horse to put my cock next to...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Lexi - it's plural"

I'm off to a BP garage for a mushroom slice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather see the picture of them scampering when the owner comes back and catches them on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily I have a car that only I (and other blokes) am really impressed with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive the same car as Alan Partridge

It's the Japanese Ferrari!

(Or do you mean the Rover with "CockPiss Partridge" sprayed on the side?)

Well, not just this thread, but also the fact I have been having problems finding a miniature prancing horse to put my cock next to...

Easily solved Wolf... Sit on bonnet, pose whilst a mate takes a photo and all us girls will be looking at a whopping 5ft 9inch cock when you post the picture on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually puts me off actually...it shouldn't matter, but I wonder what kind of fella thinks that women can be so easily swayed...and why he thinks I am that shallow woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually puts me off actually...it shouldn't matter, but I wonder what kind of fella thinks that women can be so easily swayed...and why he thinks I am that shallow woman"

actually!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Luckily I have a car that only I (and other blokes) am really impressed with."
which is ?

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

I've always thought that a car is a penis extension!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always thought that a car is a penis extension!"

Only if you put your cock up the tail pipe!

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

Went down on a Princess once...burnt my lips on the exhaust pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On another site I was contacted by one of the ugliest men I'd ever seen. Bless him, in every picture he was posed in front of a flash car, gorgeous house, lovely boat in beautiful settings.

Don't tell me - he'd just won Bullies star prize on Bullseye

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"We can all have a flash car, not that impressive, I like cars and driving, but a man with a flash car doesn;t maketh the man

Mrs Fun xx "

I have removed my offending pics,

mind you not sure if a 56 year old pink car can be classed as flash! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can all have a flash car, not that impressive, I like cars and driving, but a man with a flash car doesn;t maketh the man

Mrs Fun xx

I have removed my offending pics,

mind you not sure if a 56 year old pink car can be classed as flash! Lol

it's retro leave it on cool car

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

get my new Dagenham dustbin next week - don't think there is anything further from 'flash' will take a pic of me sitting on it if anyone wants one though

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"We can all have a flash car, not that impressive, I like cars and driving, but a man with a flash car doesn;t maketh the man

Mrs Fun xx

I have removed my offending pics,

mind you not sure if a 56 year old pink car can be classed as flash! Lol

it's retro leave it on cool car"

Yes okay, I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marts car cost 100 quid, he bought an MOT failed Suzuki Vitara which is probably only gonna pull gay blokes who forgot their glasses, Lisa drives an £800 Vauxhall frontera because she likes it, we could have more expensive transport but Marts tight and Lisas not fussed.

We spent more on our handmade oak bed with the working stocks built into the end than on both cars together, seemed afar more sensible use of the cash.

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

"Luckily I have a car that only I (and other blokes) am really impressed with."

which is? id love to know what sort of car should impress me as a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"handmade oak bed with the working stocks built into the end"

When my girls leave home, and I've taken away their keys, I'm getting me one of them!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Luckily I have a car that only I (and other blokes) am really impressed with."

Robin Reliant van?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Luckily I have a car that only I (and other blokes) am really impressed with.

Robin Reliant van?"

with blow up dolls in the back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luckily I have a car that only I (and other blokes) am really impressed with.

Robin Reliant van?

with blow up dolls in the back?

That's a classic episode love it

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I've got a pony in my pocket....got a suitcase in the van"..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Don´t have a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless he's offering to give me the car, I couldn't give a rats arse what a playmate drives... or even if he turns up on the bus.

cool... i drive a bus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i hate materialism and i cannot be bought nor swayed into someones arms by a flashy expensive car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it was a specific fantasy I wanted, like being taken over a Formula 1 car, and he turned up in a Vauxhall Corsa, Id be pissed off. Otherwise im not bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marts car cost 100 quid, he bought an MOT failed Suzuki Vitara which is probably only gonna pull gay blokes who forgot their glasses, Lisa drives an £800 Vauxhall frontera because she likes it, we could have more expensive transport but Marts tight and Lisas not fussed.

We spent more on our handmade oak bed with the working stocks built into the end than on both cars together, seemed afar more sensible use of the cash.

I can beat that, my proton cost my son £30 which he bought me for my birthday (2009), it belonged to a guy of 89 who had decided to retire from driving (after he reversed into a bollard at Morrisons and dented the back including smashing the light fitment), it had a months MOT on it and a months tax left. Cost me nothing for the MOT as son gets one free per year being a mechanic, and it didnt even have an advisory

Oh yes he bought some parts for it including an airbag worth £300, whats really funny is the insurance company valued it at £125 quadruple what my son paid for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about flashing on a crap car?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"how about flashing on a crap car?

...or crapping on someone's flash car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always thought that a car is a penis extension!"

Only if its an alfa romeo as they are so, apparently beautiful, personally i find them ugly

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

"I've always thought that a car is a penis extension!

Only if its an alfa romeo as they are so, apparently beautiful, personally i find them ugly

* hangs head in shame and creeps off to log on to webuyanycar.com *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always thought that a car is a penis extension!

Only if its an alfa romeo as they are so, apparently beautiful, personally i find them ugly

* hangs head in shame and creeps off to log on to webuyanycar.com *

Sorry i cant help it, i just find them "sorry about my small penis but hey look at my expensive car"

thanks but had you a DB9 oh hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heads off to get a pic taken by my Skoda, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find peeps with quirky cars more fun.

Quirkiness could be in the form of unusual colour, body styling and other customisation.

Can't stand silver cars of any make, so boring!

And I cannot stand petrol heads, or peeps who are no good at small talks!

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

"I've always thought that a car is a penis extension!

Only if its an alfa romeo as they are so, apparently beautiful, personally i find them ugly

* hangs head in shame and creeps off to log on to webuyanycar.com *

Sorry i cant help it, i just find them "sorry about my small penis but hey look at my expensive car"

thanks but had you a DB9 oh hell yes

valid point... however, and not wishing to sound pedantic, it is only the cost of getting them fixed every time they break down that makes them expensive

and i have never felt the need to apologise for my small penis through the medium of a motor vehicle or in any other way

* removes tongue from cheek *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always thought that a car is a penis extension!

Only if its an alfa romeo as they are so, apparently beautiful, personally i find them ugly

* hangs head in shame and creeps off to log on to webuyanycar.com *

Sorry i cant help it, i just find them "sorry about my small penis but hey look at my expensive car"

thanks but had you a DB9 oh hell yes

valid point... however, and not wishing to sound pedantic, it is only the cost of getting them fixed every time they break down that makes them expensive

and i have never felt the need to apologise for my small penis through the medium of a motor vehicle or in any other way

* removes tongue from cheek *

Hey i watch Top Gear, so what can i say

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

flash cars dont do anything for me - have you ever seen a fat lass try to get in and ut of one gracefully??? it just doesnt happen!!!!

also, unless its a flash Range Rover - not much room for car fun either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flash cars dont do anything for me - have you ever seen a fat lass try to get in and ut of one gracefully??? it just doesnt happen!!!!

also, unless its a flash Range Rover - not much room for car fun either

yes i have, one of our board members is probably twice your size and drives a sports car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flash cars dont do anything for me - have you ever seen a fat lass try to get in and ut of one gracefully??? it just doesnt happen!!!!

also, unless its a flash Range Rover - not much room for car fun either

Try getting in and out of a low profile car wearing a skirt and corset gracefully!

I can't!

Or climbing up a Land Rover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flash cars dont do anything for me - have you ever seen a fat lass try to get in and ut of one gracefully??? it just doesnt happen!!!!

also, unless its a flash Range Rover - not much room for car fun either

Try getting in and out of a low profile car wearing a skirt and corset gracefully!

I can't!

Or climbing up a Land Rover!

Been there...Got the DVD..Tut!

Wanna buy a copy ?

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

"We can all have a flash car, not that impressive, I like cars and driving, but a man with a flash car doesn;t maketh the man

Mrs Fun xx

I have removed my offending pics,

mind you not sure if a 56 year old pink car can be classed as flash! Lol

it's retro leave it on cool car

Yes okay, I will.

Yes yours is different !! It not for the *** or is it.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mart used to drive a bright yellow hearse, a 1954 Standard 10 hotrod painted purple, an Orange Australian Ford Fairmont (same shape as Mad Max's black Falcon), a 1974 Stacklight Mercedes coupe (silver, sorry), asimilar aged purple saloon Merc with suicide doors and full low rider hydraulic suspension, etc etc.

He's never had a normal car in his life, even his Vitara is getting jacked up springs, mud tyres and probably matt black paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mart used to drive a bright yellow hearse, a 1954 Standard 10 hotrod painted purple, an Orange Australian Ford Fairmont (same shape as Mad Max's black Falcon), a 1974 Stacklight Mercedes coupe (silver, sorry), asimilar aged purple saloon Merc with suicide doors and full low rider hydraulic suspension, etc etc.

He's never had a normal car in his life, even his Vitara is getting jacked up springs, mud tyres and probably matt black paint.

I'd love the Mad Max interceptor!

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Or climbing up a Land Rover!

Easy

helps to fit side runners though ...LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been in or driven most of the very best of cars.. I like them.. but depends if I can see its his car or not.. can tell a lot about a mans car taste..

It may make me look at the profile more.. :D and I would love a nice out door session over a nice car as cant get the keys to the ones I used to.

Would I have a nice Ferrari if I could afford one.. Oh yes.. would I see it as showing of.. YUP.. would I care.. hell no..

Last photo of a guy on car I was sent he was in a mk1 escort.. I nearly came in my pants.. but that was over the car.. :D

Katie.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mk1 Escorts are worth a lot of money these days, i have a mate who builds them up to race spec for a living, he mentioned the ones that go through his workshop cost on average 30 grand these days!!

Last one I had was matt black with flames painted on it and worth about 500 quid!! :D

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By *ailrulezCouple
over a year ago

stourbridge

"We can all have a flash car, not that impressive, I like cars and driving, but a man with a flash car doesn;t maketh the man

Mrs Fun xx

I have removed my offending pics,

mind you not sure if a 56 year old pink car can be classed as flash! Lol

it's retro leave it on cool car

Yes okay, I will.

Nice Caddy

would choose straight black though

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By *ailrulezCouple
over a year ago

stourbridge

He's never had a normal car in his life, even his Vitara is getting jacked up springs, mud tyres and probably matt black paint.

I know that purple 90's style merc lowrider, used to be a unity car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cars have wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting back to the OP question. I think its sad that guys have such pics and try to rely on them to get meets. Wouldn't catch me doing it...lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"We can all have a flash car, not that impressive, I like cars and driving, but a man with a flash car doesn;t maketh the man

Mrs Fun xx

I have removed my offending pics,

mind you not sure if a 56 year old pink car can be classed as flash! Lol

it's retro leave it on cool car

Yes okay, I will.

Nice Caddy

would choose straight black though

Thank you.

My mechanic pal and his Girlfriend, imported a black 1950 Cadillac from California, it arrived in the UK in December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting back to the OP question. I think its sad that guys have such pics and try to rely on them to get meets. Wouldn't catch me doing it...lol

ive seen ya pics u dont need an extension ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that purple 90's style merc lowrider, used to be a unity car

Certainly did, called Impala Hunter, was built by a friend of mine and then it vanished, I (Mart) tracked it down and rescued it from a Front Garden out Harlow way ran it about for a few months until it became evident the chassis was damaged from use of the hydraulics. Sold it on toi a gay who said he was gonna strip it and see if it was fixable, if not the hydraulics were going into an open top one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting back to the OP question. I think its sad that guys have such pics and try to rely on them to get meets. Wouldn't catch me doing it...lol

ive seen ya pics u dont need an extension ........

Awww. Thanks imalady. xx

Dont normal use that car pic but laughed to myself when I saw the thread.

I'll put it back to my normal pics in a bit...lol

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