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"Your head? I'm not that short "Dint you have top cupboard oop north?? | |||
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"Your head? I'm not that short
Dint you have top cupboard oop north?? "we do but they are high up | |||
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"Wear slippers, your toes will be safe C..." Thats good advice to everyone nothing worse than stubbing your toe  | |||
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"Your head? I'm not that short
Dint you have top cupboard oop north??
we do but they are high up "So you are that short... 
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment "Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse | |||
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"Your head? I'm not that short
Dint you have top cupboard oop north??
we do but they are high up
So you are that short...
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"Ouch, too cold to have him out though surely? Brrrrr" I didn't have a choice  | |||
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"Ouch, too cold to have him out though surely? Brrrrr I didn't have a choice "Unless you were peeing in the sink of course you had a choice! | |||
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"Wear slippers, your toes will be safe C... Thats good advice to everyone nothing worse than stubbing your toe "Only good advice if they are steel capped slippers lol my slippers are next to useless when it comes to stubbing toes | |||
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"Ouch, too cold to have him out though surely? Brrrrr I didn't have a choice
Unless you were peeing in the sink of course you had a choice! "Keeping it out of the water is the hard bit | |||
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"Wear slippers, your toes will be safe C... Thats good advice to everyone nothing worse than stubbing your toe
Only good advice if they are steel capped slippers lol my slippers are next to useless when it comes to stubbing toes "H&S would have a field day if that were true | |||
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment
Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse "Oh I am.sure you can find one I you google | |||
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment
Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse
Oh I am.sure you can find one I you google "Just have and nope  | |||
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"How's the cupboard?
Dented "Never thought I'd want to be a cupboard...  | |||
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment
Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse
Oh I am.sure you can find one I you google "Surely a cage would be suitable. Maybe even a cod piece | |||
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"How's the cupboard?
Dented
Never thought I'd want to be a cupboard... "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be a cupboard | |||
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"Ouch, too cold to have him out though surely? Brrrrr I didn't have a choice
Unless you were peeing in the sink of course you had a choice!
Keeping it out of the water is the hard bit "Then don't take your bath in the kitchen sink!  | |||
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment
Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse
Oh I am.sure you can find one I you google
Surely a cage would be suitable. Maybe even a cod piece"It's not right to keep animals caged up they need to run free | |||
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"Ouch, too cold to have him out though surely? Brrrrr I didn't have a choice
Unless you were peeing in the sink of course you had a choice!
Keeping it out of the water is the hard bit
Then don't take your bath in the kitchen sink! "Thats called multitasking | |||
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment
Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse
Oh I am.sure you can find one I you google
Surely a cage would be suitable. Maybe even a cod piece
It's not right to keep animals caged up they need to run free "If it's in the wild, then someone may make a documentary on it in its natural habitat
I don't think that will make it to Autumn watch though | |||
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment
Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse
Oh I am.sure you can find one I you google
Surely a cage would be suitable. Maybe even a cod piece
It's not right to keep animals caged up they need to run free
If it's in the wild, then someone may make a documentary on it in its natural habitat
I don't think that will make it to Autumn watch though"Yep the cold causes shrinkage. | |||
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"How's the cupboard?
Dented
Never thought I'd want to be a cupboard...
Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be a cupboard "Haha I wanted to be a police officer I could of lent him my helmet? | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! " did someone mention big butts  | |||
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"How's the cupboard?
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Never thought I'd want to be a cupboard...
Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be a cupboard
Haha I wanted to be a police officer I could of lent him my helmet? "You could have | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts "They have now | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now "I like big butts and I cannot lie | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie "What is it with you and annoying songs?! | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!"He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves.. | |||
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"You need to risk assess making a cuppa and put and action plan in place with the correct protective equipment
Where can I get a helmet for my helmet then smart arse
Oh I am.sure you can find one I you google
Surely a cage would be suitable. Maybe even a cod piece
It's not right to keep animals caged up they need to run free
If it's in the wild, then someone may make a documentary on it in its natural habitat
I don't think that will make it to Autumn watch though
Yep the cold causes shrinkage."Warning, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves.. "Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!"I'm an irritating bastard. Hey macarena | |||
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"Wear slippers, your toes will be safe C... Thats good advice to everyone nothing worse than stubbing your toe "Treading on Lego? | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves..
Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock "Cock on the rocks. Sounds like a cocktail | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
I'm an irritating bastard. Hey macarena"Saturday night..... That's all I'm saying, wigfield was hot! | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves..
Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock
Cock on the rocks. Sounds like a cocktail "Oooooooh I should make this!! | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems!" Ouch | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch "I have a cocktail that would make that all go away | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
I'm an irritating bastard. Hey macarena
Saturday night..... That's all I'm saying, wigfield was hot!"Oh yes. As was the lead singer of aqua | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch
I have a cocktail that would make that all go away "What's in it? | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves..
Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock
Cock on the rocks. Sounds like a cocktail
Oooooooh I should make this!! "It also sounds like a porno done in Dover | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch
I have a cocktail that would make that all go away
What's in it? "So much alcohol that you wouldn't remember you burnt your cock after a gentle sniff in the general direction..plus I have a secret ingredient x | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves..
Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock
Cock on the rocks. Sounds like a cocktail
Oooooooh I should make this!!
It also sounds like a porno done in Dover"I make mine in leatherhead, it's a bit uncomfortable sometimes and if you don't use talc.... | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves..
Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock "FYI I like that | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch
I have a cocktail that would make that all go away
What's in it?
So much alcohol that you wouldn't remember you burnt your cock after a gentle sniff in the general direction..plus I have a secret ingredient x "Sounds funky, I'll give it a go | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves..
Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock
FYI I like that "Well I like ice on my lady region too  | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch
I have a cocktail that would make that all go away
What's in it?
So much alcohol that you wouldn't remember you burnt your cock after a gentle sniff in the general direction..plus I have a secret ingredient x
Sounds funky, I'll give it a go "I better start making it then | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts
They have now
I like big butts and I cannot lie
What is it with you and annoying songs?!
He knows a song that will get on ya nerves get, on ya nerves..
Oh do be quite and put ice on your cock
FYI I like that " | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch
I have a cocktail that would make that all go away
What's in it?
So much alcohol that you wouldn't remember you burnt your cock after a gentle sniff in the general direction..plus I have a secret ingredient x
Sounds funky, I'll give it a go
I better start making it then "Yes woman, get to and I'll make it worth your while | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch
I have a cocktail that would make that all go away
What's in it?
So much alcohol that you wouldn't remember you burnt your cock after a gentle sniff in the general direction..plus I have a secret ingredient x
Sounds funky, I'll give it a go
I better start making it then
Yes woman, get to and I'll make it worth your while "Love it when a man is all dominant!! | |||
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"I slopped boiling water all over myself whilst trying to fill up my cafetiere... First world problems! Ouch
I have a cocktail that would make that all go away
What's in it?
So much alcohol that you wouldn't remember you burnt your cock after a gentle sniff in the general direction..plus I have a secret ingredient x
Sounds funky, I'll give it a go
I better start making it then
Yes woman, get to and I'll make it worth your while
Love it when a man is all dominant!! "Pretending to be a woman is always in control | |||
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"ouch i bet your nose is sore
Nope "shame i was going to offer to kiss it better | |||
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"ouch i bet your nose is sore
Nope
shame i was going to offer to kiss it better "Oh it certainly needs kissing better | |||
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"ouch i bet your nose is sore
Nope
shame i was going to offer to kiss it better
Oh it certainly needs kissing better "i bet it could do with a little nibble and suck to  | |||
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"It would be rude not to "and of course you wouldnt want to be rude | |||
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"And there was me thinking this thread was about big butts! did someone mention big butts "Mmmmmm now am interested | |||
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