FabSwingers.com forum: What would you call your swingers club?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I ask out of curiosity and definitely not because I've realised that there's a gap in the market in my local area and I was considering a new business venture and stuck for a name. Honest

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

1 stop wife swap shop

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I ask out of curiosity and definitely not because I've realised that there's a gap in the market in my local area and I was considering a new business venture and stuck for a name. Honest

As you are in the Portsmouth area how about....Up Pompey!.

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

When the sun goes down

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

Swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum and go .

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

Puzzles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rear Entrance

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King Louie's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDzlhW3XTM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't know what to call it but I'd make it so the owners wearing stuck up as normal ones are usually up there own ass on a power trip

Just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearnt not wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cocktails & Creams? After dark? Minxies? What's new pussycat? Theatre of lust? Midnight? ---- Earls & Pearls? Depends of course on how high an establishment you envisage this adults only club to be, are we talking elite members only or free entry vouchers from the bingo? I love thinking of names these are pretty low ebb ones--- cheap and cheerful for the masses, free shot of sambuca upon entry? Or maybe it would cater to the more discerning swinger? Guess it all makes a difference. Xxx"

Basically think of Phoenix Nights but with nude punters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jamyourcockupawife club experience

Exotic sounding too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha comedy and swinging are a fantastic mix gotta have a sense if humour life's too shirt x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Swings and roundabouts

In and out

All for one and one for all

Lets have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short even...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appear to be deleting as I write--I miss my keyboard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swings and roundabouts-- love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jiggerypokery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, Charlie's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public dump and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jiggerypokery?

There's a little catering unit that goes about festivals called the jiggery pokery parlour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign on the door would read " members only entry please leave inhibitions and knickers in the cloakroom " tonight we enjoy a Midsomer nights wet dream!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold a personal licence if anyone with premises wants to let us run with these theme nights? An acquired gathering, moody lighting, resident dj- he has enigma on rewind oh yes he does-- and chill out/ bump and grind rooms-something for everyone? It can't be that hard can it- I'm thinking coco bongo meets club tropicana with the burning man thrown in for a truly magical night out? Anyone with me? Tickets are selling fast!

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"All for one and one for all

Musketeers? To develop on the above suggestion.

My own idea is Saturnalia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fuck Factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX' "
loving it togas and todgers, US women could be fanned and fed grapes while we enjoy the orgy that commences in true Roman style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll get someone else to clean the baths out in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I may just go with The Pork Pit

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX' loving it togas and todgers, US women could be fanned and fed grapes while we enjoy the orgy that commences in true Roman style"

The name also being a play on words as Roman numerals for '69'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get someone else to clean the baths out in the morning "
I'm sure there will be volunteers Its a win win situation for the hosts and promoters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glee club

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I ask out of curiosity and definitely not because I've realised that there's a gap in the market in my local area and I was considering a new business venture and stuck for a name. Honest

Open one in Brighton

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Strawberries and cinnamon

vanilla denied entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically think of Phoenix Nights but with nude punters "

You make me laugh,I wet myself. Is it a wet club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigknobs and rudechicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite fancy a marquess of sade themed night all tits, cocks, filth and debauchery and that's just the flyer!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Those who like anal have to come in the back door marked 'exit'.

I liked themed places. Tropical island would work, as would Romans, as would a medieval castle themed place.

An opportunity to suspend belief for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The musketeers, one for all and all for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true though it depends if it's all fur coat no knickers or faux fur coat and marks and Spencer knickers- makes all the difference to the marketing and the staff recruitment drive!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bigknobs and rudechicks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schhwing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't know what to call it but I'd make it so the owners wearing stuck up as normal ones are usually up there own ass on a power trip

Just my opinion "

Are they?

Certainly not our experience of any clubs we have visited.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX' loving it togas and todgers, US women could be fanned and fed grapes while we enjoy the orgy that commences in true Roman style

The name also being a play on words as Roman numerals for '69'. "

VI-IX or DXIX would be 6-9 or sixty-nine, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about " slap & tickle"? If its along the bdsm lines.

Or just "try something new".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who like anal have to come in the back door marked 'exit'.

I liked themed places. Tropical island would work, as would Romans, as would a medieval castle themed place.

An opportunity to suspend belief for a while.

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absolutely I always fancied one of those medieval banquets, busty wenches serving mead and ale, some musical tones from maid marion whilst being gang banged by her merry men. Food drink and sex what's not to love?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX' loving it togas and todgers, US women could be fanned and fed grapes while we enjoy the orgy that commences in true Roman style

The name also being a play on words as Roman numerals for '69'.

VI-IX or DXIX would be 6-9 or sixty-nine, I think. "

Yes, I'm aware of that. I was thinking more along the lines of 'would you like to go to vix, tonight?' rather than 'would you like to go to vee one dash one ex, tonight?'

It's a trifle pedantic for a little forum fun thread, donchathink? Pax, dude, pax.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Those who like anal have to come in the back door marked 'exit'.

I liked themed places. Tropical island would work, as would Romans, as would a medieval castle themed place.

An opportunity to suspend belief for a while.

absolutely I always fancied one of those medieval banquets, busty wenches serving mead and ale, some musical tones from maid marion whilst being gang banged by her merry men. Food drink and sex what's not to love?"

Yes! A food and sex combined room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milkers

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The Play Pit

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

Knobs and knockers....

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Time Wasters

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Legs' and we'd always be open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puzzles"

Why is it called puzzles? Lol

(Love the himym reference!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't know what to call it but I'd make it so the owners weren't stuck up as normal ones are usually up there own ass on a power trip

Just my opinion "
Ooooooooh yes!!! I've met them Power Trippers I know what you're on about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX' loving it togas and todgers, US women could be fanned and fed grapes while we enjoy the orgy that commences in true Roman style

The name also being a play on words as Roman numerals for '69'. Brilliant x

VI-IX or DXIX would be 6-9 or sixty-nine, I think. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Legs' and we'd always be open.

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brilliant perhaps a cabaret of can can girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one price for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what I'd call a swingers club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNLOS City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UNLOS City"

I think The Golden Horn would be a good name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UNLOS City

I think The Golden Horn would be a good name

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,,,for an annual royalty fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinful Playmates

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Sorry about the pedantry.

But doesn't matter what you call it, it will be the members who decide what it's known as. E.g. Chameleons is usually known as chams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry about the pedantry.

But doesn't matter what you call it, it will be the members who decide what it's known as. E.g. Chameleons is usually known as chams.

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well I guess we should all get our kinky butts down to 'Porkys' in Brighton where a splash of brut is all a single guy needs to get his cock wet and for those who arrive before 11pm a buy one get one free fish and chip supper from the local chippie. 80's classic slapstick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wise owls as already have thought in mind and owls live in roof lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing city perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whippet inn . ?? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to convert an old church in to a swinging club and call it Holy Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX' "

That's 59 Hun!

Assuming you wanted it to be 69? Xx

I could be wrong but I think that's VXIX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandora's box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX'

That's 59 Hun!

Assuming you wanted it to be 69? Xx

I could be wrong but I think that's VXIX"

Apologies - it's LXIX!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX'

That's 59 Hun!

Assuming you wanted it to be 69? Xx

I could be wrong but I think that's VXIX"

LXIX. L is 50,V is 5, D is 500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pandora's box"

I like that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LX 60 IX 9= 69

LXIX looks like licks

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"The cock inn"

"Heaven " or

"Bedrock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cum inn

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mamas and Pampas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enchanted

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By *maigheo1Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The cockswell inn

Taste of things to cum

The cunning linguist

The daisy chain

Bang tidy

The Hokey Cokey (in out in out shake it all about)

Waterworld

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX'

That's 59 Hun!

Assuming you wanted it to be 69? Xx

I could be wrong but I think that's VXIX

LXIX. L is 50,V is 5, D is 500"

How embarrassing. I was pedantic and wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a Roman theme and the club would be called 'VIX'

That's 59 Hun!

Assuming you wanted it to be 69? Xx

I could be wrong but I think that's VXIX

LXIX. L is 50,V is 5, D is 500

How embarrassing. I was pedantic and wrong.

If I got embarrassed every time I got something wrong I'd be permanently embarrassed! Don't worry about it Hun! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cockswell inn

Taste of things to cum

The cunning linguist

The daisy chain

Bang tidy

The Hokey Cokey (in out in out shake it all about)

Waterworld"
tip top how about a bond themed club 00heaven? Martini's upon arrival and moneypenny tokens to save up for future visits and can also be used to purchase sex toy gadgets from Q the in house supplier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandora's Box

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Euphoria

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"how about a bond themed club 00heaven? Martini's upon arrival and moneypenny tokens to save up for future visits and can also be used to purchase sex toy gadgets from Q the in house supplier."

But the first woman you have sex with will probably get killed.

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