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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Our cats gone missing, spent hours looking, she tells me to look harder!!!

So I shaved my head and got a tattoo.....

Cats still missing though!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We lost ours once. Made leaflets and went door to door asking everyone..... He was asleep in a wardrobe.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Don't worry she will turn up, there are plenty of guys on here looking for pussy.......

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By *sianMale890Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Our cats gone missing, spent hours looking, she tells me to look harder!!!

So I shaved my head and got a tattoo.....

Cats still missing though!!!"

have you tried looking at local vets to see if maybe the cat ended up in one of those?

or maybe it's in a section off the house you don't know like the basement etc who knows..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when people miss the joke and post proper replies, that is funnier the the actually post most times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some parted hair on this thread. Whoosh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cats gone missing, spent hours looking, she tells me to look harder!!!

So I shaved my head and got a tattoo.....

Cats still missing though!!!"

Made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We lost ours once. Made leaflets and went door to door asking everyone..... He was asleep in a wardrobe."

My old landlady used to leave me in charge of the house for weeks as she was never there, this included looking after her beloved cat who rarely went out.

She went missing for 48 hours, I was in tears and she suddenly appeared from nowhere.

She had been asleep in the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some parted hair on this thread. Whoosh!! "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Our cats gone missing, spent hours looking, she tells me to look harder!!!

So I shaved my head and got a tattoo.....

Cats still missing though!!!"

You obviously don't look hard enough.

Try wearing knuckle dusters and shouting anyone seen my pussy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea cat deeley I havnt seen her for ages either she married Patrick kielty think he's ate her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yea cat deeley I havnt seen her for ages either she married Patrick kielty think he's ate her ? "

I wouldn't put it past him, the tosser.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I dont' find Kielty funny .... at all.

I did believe those rumours that Roy Walker was his dad tho ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont' find Kielty funny .... at all.

I did believe those rumours that Roy Walker was his dad tho .... "

Agree with above....

And LMAO at reading the replies, love that the joke went straight over their heads!!!

Speaking of over their heads...

See next thread... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Often if they go missing they are very close by, though won't respond to your calls. They lay low, after a shock, and come out once they recover.

It's a terrible thing for us owners. Mine disappeared for a week or so. And my neighbors cat, that comes in every day, disappeared in the summer. He was locked in a neighbors house, and they'd gone on holiday.

Your cat may hear you but won't come - it could just take a few days for a stressful situation etc to be recovered from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serial cat killer on the loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when people miss the joke and post proper replies, that is funnier the the actually post most times"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yea cat deeley I havnt seen her for ages either she married Patrick kielty think he's ate her ?

I wouldn't put it past him, the tosser. "

Oh but now they've made a mini catpat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd love to stop and chat, but I must find my pussy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dwarfs and Midgets have very little in common.....Not everyone knows.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

don't panic till you get the ransom note saying they will bring it back unless you pay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont' find Kielty funny .... at all.

I did believe those rumours that Roy Walker was his dad tho .... "
yes he looks like Roy walker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yea cat deeley I havnt seen her for ages either she married Patrick kielty think he's ate her ?

I wouldn't put it past him, the tosser.

Oh but now they've made a mini catpat "
have they geeky ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here xx"
are you what's wrong with here ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads gone very well. A couple of weeks ago i made a joke about chemistry, and there was no reaction.

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over a year ago

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