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By *woBiTwo OP Couple
over a year ago

north manchester

.... What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of champagne?

......a waiter!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

What do you call an Aussie with 100 runs

A bowler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call an Aussie with half a brain ?

Gifted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex ?

A bus shelter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many Aussies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies ?

Ten. One to make the butter, and nine to peel the M&Ms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of champagne?

......a waiter!

Brutce.

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By *woBiTwo OP Couple
over a year ago

north manchester

Q. What does Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A. A bat.

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By *woBiTwo OP Couple
over a year ago

north manchester

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?

A. The walk back to the pavilion.

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By *woBiTwo OP Couple
over a year ago

north manchester

Q: what is the difference between an Australian fielder and a condom?

A: one drops a catch and other catches a drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do you described a nacked sex star?

pornflaked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said BRUTCE.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Q what do you call an Aussie that can handle a bat?

A. a Vet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said BRUTCE."

understood nowt, just being nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats an Australians idea of foreplay?

Brace ya'self Shiela, I'm coming in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an Australians idea of foreplay?

Brace ya'self Shiela, I'm coming in!!!"

moves aside and shouts "watch the gator!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an Australians idea of foreplay?

Brace ya'self Shiela, I'm coming in!!!

moves aside and shouts "watch the gator!""

lol topical comment. Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an Australians idea of foreplay?

Brace ya'self Shiela, I'm coming in!!!

moves aside and shouts "watch the gator!"

lol topical comment. Well done

its yer name that dun it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an Australians idea of foreplay?

Brace ya'self Shiela, I'm coming in!!!

moves aside and shouts "watch the gator!"

lol topical comment. Well done

its yer name that dun it"

lol

What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?

Yogurt has some culture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?

They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin.

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