FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

it's my own fault

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't you like dunking?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes "

Was it a hob knob?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you like dunking? "

Don't 'cum' the innocent with me Steven

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it about to drop off?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob? "

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it about to drop off?"

Erm no ... it was headed south tho by the looks of it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob?

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful "

I'm losing my appetite for breakfast.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Niiice!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob?

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful

I'm losing my appetite for breakfast..... "

If I'm going hungry, am taking people with me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob?

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful

I'm losing my appetite for breakfast.....

If I'm going hungry, am taking people with me "

It really could have been a cracker with 'cheese'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob?

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful

I'm losing my appetite for breakfast.....

If I'm going hungry, am taking people with me

It really could have been a cracker with 'cheese' "

Well it did resemble that watery bit you get when you open a pot of Philadelphia

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob?

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful

I'm losing my appetite for breakfast.....

If I'm going hungry, am taking people with me

It really could have been a cracker with 'cheese'

Well it did resemble that watery bit you get when you open a pot of Philadelphia "

...now why?!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob?

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful

I'm losing my appetite for breakfast.....

If I'm going hungry, am taking people with me

It really could have been a cracker with 'cheese'

Well it did resemble that watery bit you get when you open a pot of Philadelphia

...now why?!! "

Apologies if you were planning a salmon and cream cheese bagel for breakfast

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It serves you right for perving pre-breakfast.

And you should be admonished for sharing too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It serves you right for perving pre-breakfast.

And you should be admonished for sharing too "

To be fair Steven, other than an OP, such threads usually need some encouragement to get up and running

A quick recap of this thread shows that in this case, that encouragement came from your good self

I'd put that bum away before somebody slaps it for you being a bad influence

Or is that the idea ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bang goes brekki ... goes and gets a very very strong coffee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I'd stopped reading after my first post

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It serves you right for perving pre-breakfast.

And you should be admonished for sharing too

To be fair Steven, other than an OP, such threads usually need some encouragement to get up and running

A quick recap of this thread shows that in this case, that encouragement came from your good self

I'd put that bum away before somebody slaps it for you being a bad influence

Or is that the idea ? "

Are you suggesting I'm posting to keep this thread going to see how many vomit emoticons you can collect?!?!

.

.

.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" bang goes brekki ... goes and gets a very very strong coffee "

...and a biscuit?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Excuse me for being thick... But...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Excuse me for being thick... But..."
believe me. On this one ignorance is bliss. If you want to keep your breakfast porridge down.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl, I got a lucky escape then. Fancy a choc chip cookie now dammit, but not dunked of course

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But..."

You're not alone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But... believe me. On this one ignorance is bliss. If you want to keep your breakfast porridge down. "

Under the circumstances, not the best analogy there Steve

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone "

Google.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google. "

That's cruel

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Excuse me for being thick... But... believe me. On this one ignorance is bliss. If you want to keep your breakfast porridge down.

Under the circumstances, not the best analogy there Steve "

Looks quite accurate to me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel "

Says the guy that started the thread.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Says the guy that started the thread.

"

Yeah ... Miss, but Steve egged me on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel "

Google images

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh just Googled it .never again do I Google anything I see on here .I need to wash my eyes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Says the guy that started the thread.

Yeah ... Miss, but Steve egged me on "

Adding eggs to the mix? Are you making an omelette?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Says the guy that started the thread.

Yeah ... Miss, but Steve egged me on

Adding eggs to the mix? Are you making an omelette?"

Please don't ...

Someone will have their Natures Harvest cookbook out if we continue in this vein

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Google images "

I just realised the OP has the pic on his profile.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loool you guys crack me up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Says the guy that started the thread.

Yeah ... Miss, but Steve egged me on

Adding eggs to the mix? Are you making an omelette?

Please don't ...

Someone will have their Natures Harvest cookbook out if we continue in this vein "

That'll be the cream of the crop

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh just Googled it .never again do I Google anything I see on here .I need to wash my eyes "

I never google image search anything I'm told to after blue waffle incident!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool you guys crack me up"

What is a circus without some clowns

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wiser now .

I'm hard I've seen much worse in real life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wiser now .

I'm hard I've seen much worse in real life "

Try searching blue waffle lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool you guys crack me up

What is a circus without some clowns "

a girl without a man between her thighs oh thats just me thinking aloud

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Google images

I just realised the OP has the pic on his profile. "

You will go down for this

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool you guys crack me up

What is a circus without some clowns

a girl without a man between her thighs oh thats just me thinking aloud "

Which head, or is that a surprise?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Google images

I just realised the OP has the pic on his profile.

You will go down for this "

U can't make a man give u a bj its just not cricket!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool you guys crack me up

What is a circus without some clowns

a girl without a man between her thighs oh thats just me thinking aloud

Which head, or is that a surprise? "

im feeling kind of greedy so i want both

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool you guys crack me up

What is a circus without some clowns

a girl without a man between her thighs oh thats just me thinking aloud

Which head, or is that a surprise?

im feeling kind of greedy so i want both "

Can't get both there at the same time xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool you guys crack me up

What is a circus without some clowns

a girl without a man between her thighs oh thats just me thinking aloud

Which head, or is that a surprise?

im feeling kind of greedy so i want both

Can't get both there at the same time xx"

hmm that you carnt x x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loool you guys crack me up

What is a circus without some clowns

a girl without a man between her thighs oh thats just me thinking aloud

Which head, or is that a surprise?

im feeling kind of greedy so i want both

Can't get both there at the same time xx

hmm that you carnt x x"

I beg to differ, it's just a question of positioning

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Google images

I just realised the OP has the pic on his profile.

You will go down for this

U can't make a man give u a bj its just not cricket!"

Are you saying I'm a man?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Says the guy that started the thread.

Yeah ... Miss, but Steve egged me on "

Don't mention eggs on a protein heavy thread.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should know better than to look at profiles containing certain words pre breakfast ... but I honestly didn't expect to see a 'soggy' biscuit quite this early

Someone pass me a peppermint tea til the nausea passes

Was it a hob knob?

In fairness it looked like a cracker. The type that gets left over in a box of 'biscuits for cheese'

Maybe he was just being resourceful

I'm losing my appetite for breakfast.....

If I'm going hungry, am taking people with me "

Well, we are all brothers in arms......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" bang goes brekki ... goes and gets a very very strong coffee

...and a biscuit? "

I'm guessing............. no.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google. "

DON'T GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!! It's a trap..........

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Google images

I just realised the OP has the pic on his profile.

You will go down for this

U can't make a man give u a bj its just not cricket!

Are you saying I'm a man? "

Not at all I just lost track of who said what. But by all means go down

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Google images

I just realised the OP has the pic on his profile.

You will go down for this

U can't make a man give u a bj its just not cricket!

Are you saying I'm a man?

Not at all I just lost track of who said what. But by all means go down"

What the hell is a soggy biscuit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me for being thick... But...

You're not alone

Google.

That's cruel

Google images

I just realised the OP has the pic on his profile.

You will go down for this

U can't make a man give u a bj its just not cricket!

Are you saying I'm a man?

Not at all I just lost track of who said what. But by all means go down

What the hell is a soggy biscuit "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top