FabSwingers.com forum: nine months! proper chuffed!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Sir, are a genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You Sir, are a genius

It's both a blessing and a curse

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

But are you pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But are you pregnant?

I was thinking the same thing!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nine months... He gave birth to a whole jigsaw x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage. "

You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage.

You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.

Put the sticky out bits into the inny bits?

Where have I seen that before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you !

Jigsaw puzzles are great for relaxing the mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage.

You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.

Put the sticky out bits into the inny bits?

Where have I seen that before?

It's all I can see when I read that statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good for you !

Jigsaw puzzles are great for relaxing the mind. "

Yes unless a piece is missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage.

You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.

Put the sticky out bits into the inny bits?

Where have I seen that before?

LEGO land of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's far too soon for Christmas cracker jokes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage. "

Depending what your trying to fit them into, sometimes it's easier when they're in pieces

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's far too soon for Christmas cracker jokes!

(in a panto style) Oh no it isn't!

Fuck.....Christmas is coming eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good for you !

Jigsaw puzzles are great for relaxing the mind. "

Dunno, never done once since I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats, but the quoted time frame of 3-5 years would have put me off buying it. I couldn't spend that length of time on one task like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But are you pregnant?

No, but I've only just turned bi so there's time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congrats, but the quoted time frame of 3-5 years would have put me off buying it. I couldn't spend that length of time on one task like that

I'm in it for the long haul

plus I'm fabbing from prison, so not like there's much else on really

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

How many pieces were there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?"

Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many pieces were there?"

Like forty or something! Brain boggling numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's far too soon for Christmas cracker jokes!

(in a panto style) Oh no it isn't!

Fuck.....Christmas is coming eh

Plan lots of nice things and then it'll pass you by quickly

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?

Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing. "

I bet it's hard then.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Love jigsaws, but sadly impossible to do them now as the cats join in and they are crap at them .... they get the pieces everywhere ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?

Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing.

I bet it's hard then. "

Mostly...the bottom half is a bit bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?

Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing.

I bet it's hard then.

Mostly...the bottom half is a bit bollocks "

How much was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 21/11/15 20:22:18]"

Rude sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

No I'm still on 6 piece ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

No I'm still on 6 piece ones.

That's still pretty impressive to be fair...

Who tutored you?

I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master

(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/11/15 20:22:18]

Rude sod

Yeah...never stays on long :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congrats, but the quoted time frame of 3-5 years would have put me off buying it. I couldn't spend that length of time on one task like that

I'm in it for the long haul

plus I'm fabbing from prison, so not like there's much else on really "

Drop some soap in the showers.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 21/11/15 20:22:18]

Rude sod

Yeah...never stays on long :/"

How much did your cock jigsaw cost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

I love doing jigsaws!I find them so relaxing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/11/15 20:22:18]

Rude sod

Yeah...never stays on long :/

How much did your cock jigsaw cost?"

Ten pounds, right up the wazoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congrats, but the quoted time frame of 3-5 years would have put me off buying it. I couldn't spend that length of time on one task like that

I'm in it for the long haul

plus I'm fabbing from prison, so not like there's much else on really

Drop some soap in the showers."

Everyone knows the soap trick, I wear contact lenses now, especially so I can drop those...one step ahead see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did one of the royal family for one of the residents at my old work for a Christmas present last year, was going to frame it for her as she couldn't do it, I got right to the bloody end of a thousand pieces and only had 999!!!! Grrrr!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 21/11/15 20:22:18]

Rude sod

Yeah...never stays on long :/

How much did your cock jigsaw cost?

Ten pounds, right up the wazoo! "

You've been shafted.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

No I'm still on 6 piece ones.

That's still pretty impressive to be fair...

Who tutored you?

I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master

(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)

The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?"

Then you fell for my cunning trick...

It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.

Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Then you fell for my cunning trick...

It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.

Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about

well played christos you crafty old fox you, surprised the jigsaw took you that long to finish but I suppose you must have gone looooooong periods without continuing it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

No I'm still on 6 piece ones.

That's still pretty impressive to be fair...

Who tutored you?

I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master

(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)

The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse

Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique

He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed!

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

You've made me properly laugh.. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

No I'm still on 6 piece ones.

That's still pretty impressive to be fair...

Who tutored you?

I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master

(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)

The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse

Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique

He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed!

He's a hard task master though, makes it difficult by always taking the piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

You've made me properly laugh.. Thank you

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

No I'm still on 6 piece ones.

That's still pretty impressive to be fair...

Who tutored you?

I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master

(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)

The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse

Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique

He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed!

He's a hard task master though, makes it difficult by always taking the piece

Seems like such a straight edged guy too..guess that's just what he's like on the outside then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?

Then you fell for my cunning trick...

It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.

Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about

There was no jigsaw?

Were the contact lenses fictional too?

Bear in mind I'm already upset about the jigsaw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?

You on those?

Nobody likes a show off ok

No I'm still on 6 piece ones.

That's still pretty impressive to be fair...

Who tutored you?

I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master

(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)

The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse

Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique

He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed!

He's a hard task master though, makes it difficult by always taking the piece

Seems like such a straight edged guy too..guess that's just what he's like on the outside then

No he's not straight, he bends both ways when taking the piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?

Then you fell for my cunning trick...

It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.

Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about

There was no jigsaw?

Were the contact lenses fictional too?

Bear in mind I'm already upset about the jigsaw..."

Well bearing that in mind...

Yup, definitely real...didn't make them up, or prison...that's definately where I am now...picking up those contacts...Jamal and Ignatius are lining up as I type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...

Pffff...bossed that one

Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?

Then you fell for my cunning trick...

It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.

Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about

There was no jigsaw?

Were the contact lenses fictional too?

Bear in mind I'm already upset about the jigsaw...

Well bearing that in mind...

Yup, definitely real...didn't make them up, or prison...that's definately where I am now...picking up those contacts...Jamal and Ignatius are lining up as I type

Phew!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?

Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing.

I bet it's hard then.

Mostly...the bottom half is a bit bollocks "

I know a girl like that

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