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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear diary

Today I had a pleasant day at work..having only made an appearance for an hour and the pissing off home again. The fact it really annoyed those who had to do a full day just made it even more pleasing.

Rotervating ( bloody word) anyway, did some of that today ready to lay the decking...now that was a bloody stupid idea. It shook the diddies off me and quite frankly nearly tore my arms out as i wrestled it around the garden..done now though so satisfied smile.

Posted random shite on the forums again tonight, as is my way..frankly suprised I havent been lynched or banned yet...but im working on it. Everyone should have a goal.

Nattered to some interesting people, and deleted a few knob jocks out of the inbox. Which is a first as I normally answer them all! immense feeling of satisfaction gained from it though.

Have noticed that trousers are now way too big to be even held up with a belt and have decided it may be time to go shopping.

Saw a dead cat on the road after nipping to the shop for some ciggies. comtemplated stopping to bury it, but thought a woman digging a hole with her hands on the side of the road may look strange even for me.

Was annoyed that people have eaten my roses and left only the crappy fudge ones that nobody likes.

Contemplating sleep...but one more coffee first i think

Toodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning! Looking forward to more of your 'interesting' posts - I think you have a long way to go before you're banned though! Keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ta "

They'd look great bound in tight rope and then slapped a couple of ti... erm... sorry, thinking out loud there. Oops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ta

They'd look great bound in tight rope and then slapped a couple of ti... erm... sorry, thinking out loud there. Oops. "

oops indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Diary

Supposed to be on my way to work right now...although I am a little mift so have decided to take an extra 10 mins and have a coffee.

Bloody turkey not only decided to sleep inbetween my newly planted and dug over flower bed...but also had the audacity to shit on my doorstep!

One more false move and Bernard Matthews is gettng a call.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

You have a turkey?? Fek i thought i was bad with two geese. Mind ill bet your turkey didn't peck the postman in his sack, Buggers wont deliver now.

So you got this turkey cos you liked what it kept telling you right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have 3 turkeys and yes some postmen will not deliver to the house. I found one sat on the bonnet of the landy one morning too scared to get off it! Bloody wuss...they were only saying hello!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Turkeys are pretty friendly, is it there chat of gobble gobble that appeals to you then. Bet you have named them something like whip, lash and pain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They are very friendly and yes i love the noise they make.

1 male, 2 females known as Arthur and his bitches.

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