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Who would you be for just one day ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good Evening Fabbers, Friends and Fellow Forumites

The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow, or so the poem goes. Whilst meandering through a darkening woods this afternoon with pooch we encountered that most ouchie of jolly old weather systems, hail. Good gravy we were pelted into almost submission, buy those frozen balls of pain. As luck would have it we sought shelter under a tree that has yet to disgorge its leaves on to the woodland floor. While the frozen projectiles sprayed forth from the heavens, we chatted about cabbages and kings.

Pooch mused about being somewhere else with a warmer climate, this took us on a lengthy discussion about tropical countries their merits and pitfalls. Whilst yes its uber chilly here, we don’t have spiffingly jolly large spiders who can carry off a cow and sell it on E Bay. Pooch informs me this is a regular occurrence in warmer climates and who am I to doubt such an intelligent canine. Though he did snigger like muttley after telling me this fact.

Our conversation meandered as the hail continued unabated. We finally discussed if we could not change locations who would we like to be , just for one day.

I finaly came to the conclusion after much thought I was happy being just me , Pooch agreed and said he was happy with that as long as he didn’t have to be me !

So the question we are posing this evening chums is

If you could swap lives with anyone for just one day who would it be and why?

Have Fun Chums

Taff and Pooch

Keep it classy, ever so sassy but hardly ever trashy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd switch with shagtonight to be a walking tank for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be someone with more confidence (believe it or not I don't have much), I'd like to be someone that could life another person uncontrollably and see what's it like to look after someone: so no one in particular but If they had those qualities, I'd be happy (sorry it's a bit serious!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be someone with more confidence (believe it or not I don't have much), I'd like to be someone that could life another person uncontrollably and see what's it like to look after someone: so no one in particular but If they had those qualities, I'd be happy (sorry it's a bit serious!)"

LOVE not life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Evening Fabbers, Friends and Fellow Forumites

The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow, or so the poem goes. Whilst meandering through a darkening woods this afternoon with pooch we encountered that most ouchie of jolly old weather systems, hail. Good gravy we were pelted into almost submission, buy those frozen balls of pain. As luck would have it we sought shelter under a tree that has yet to disgorge its leaves on to the woodland floor. While the frozen projectiles sprayed forth from the heavens, we chatted about cabbages and kings.

Pooch mused about being somewhere else with a warmer climate, this took us on a lengthy discussion about tropical countries their merits and pitfalls. Whilst yes its uber chilly here, we don’t have spiffingly jolly large spiders who can carry off a cow and sell it on E Bay. Pooch informs me this is a regular occurrence in warmer climates and who am I to doubt such an intelligent canine. Though he did snigger like muttley after telling me this fact.

Our conversation meandered as the hail continued unabated. We finally discussed if we could not change locations who would we like to be , just for one day.

I finaly came to the conclusion after much thought I was happy being just me , Pooch agreed and said he was happy with that as long as he didn’t have to be me !

So the question we are posing this evening chums is

If you could swap lives with anyone for just one day who would it be and why?

Have Fun Chums

Taff and Pooch

Keep it classy, ever so sassy but hardly ever trashy

"

That's me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be Jessie J for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head "

wow that could mess up your brain for ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever "
Good Point can I change to Rita Ora so I can have a fiddle inside my pants

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever "

And cyclists would be giving you the finger all day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever Good Point can I change to Rita Ora so I can have a fiddle inside my pants "

on the grounds of health and safety being Boris , yes you can be Rita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever Good Point can I change to Rita Ora so I can have a fiddle inside my pants "

I'm Jessie j and if you're Rita Ora that would be hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever Good Point can I change to Rita Ora so I can have a fiddle inside my pants

I'm Jessie j and if you're Rita Ora that would be hot "
Well i'll let you look in my pants if I can yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliché, but I would be Barack Obama. Being the President of the US for a day would be stupefying.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cliché, but I would be Barack Obama. Being the President of the US for a day would be stupefying.

-Courtney "

And a totally cool guy too

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

A terrorist..

At the packed group meeting,id let my bomb go off suckers

After all,im coming back the next day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A terrorist..

At the packed group meeting,id let my bomb go off suckers

After all,im coming back the next day

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven hawking

One of the greatest minds of our time, Gotta be worth having a nosy round in there for a day

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mike Hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come back as something inanimate like a huge bra to hug some sexy boobs with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever Good Point can I change to Rita Ora so I can have a fiddle inside my pants "

If you can put up with Alan Carr, Rita Ora is on Chatty Man soon and Danny Dyer is on now

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Queen.

I could do something incredibly outrageous and no-one would dare stop me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever Good Point can I change to Rita Ora so I can have a fiddle inside my pants

If you can put up with Alan Carr, Rita Ora is on Chatty Man soon and Danny Dyer is on now "

Its Danny dyer i have problems with

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes.

Even if it's just for one day.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Darth Vader....

be an evil overlord sith who is feared throughout the galaxy while crushing rebels and other opponents like bugs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes.

Even if it's just for one day. "

Nice one Nick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson , just to try and understand what the fuck goes on inside his head

wow that could mess up your brain for ever Good Point can I change to Rita Ora so I can have a fiddle inside my pants

If you can put up with Alan Carr, Rita Ora is on Chatty Man soon and Danny Dyer is on now

Its Danny dyer i have problems with "

Not a fan of either of them, But he usually gets good guests on

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

My wife so I could fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexander the Great

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Prince's current girlfriend! ( whoever that lucky girl is...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris wins on best insult ever!

"Great supine, protoplasmic invertebrate jellies."

I think he's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Doolittle, so I too could converse with my four legged companion about topics as diverse as the dining and shopping habits of tropical insects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Prince Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib! For an inbox stuffed with vaj.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lib! For an inbox stuffed with vaj."

Ha ha

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Id like to be pooch so i can have cuddles from walkingtaff

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"The Queen.

I could do something incredibly outrageous and no-one would dare stop me.

"

Me too - abdicate

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd like to be me... the 20 years ago me.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

A man. Any man. Just yo know why they think like they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib! For an inbox stuffed with vaj."

If only...

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

As someone else picked my first idea, it would be boring for me to say it again, so my second idea, not sure if this counts, is Superman. Flying must be cool, and I could go kick some ISIS butt, and generally try to do as much cool stuff as I could in 24hrs. If that wasn't long enough I could fly around the world and travel back in time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like to be pooch so i can have cuddles from walkingtaff"

Aww you can always have cuddles from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like to be taffs pooch so he could tell me to roll over and tickle my belly hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id like to be taffs pooch so he could tell me to roll over and tickle my belly hahaha"

Chuckle he does have a rather perfect life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An invisible man.

What fun I could have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id like to be taffs pooch so he could tell me to roll over and tickle my belly hahaha

Chuckle he does have a rather perfect life "

1 lucky pooch can i be your bitch haha

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