FabSwingers.com forum: Friday night, wine o'clock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First drinks are on me, what is everyone having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what my tipple is this evening, all I know I want to get very d*unk, so hit me bar keep!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

If it's wine let's have something bubbly to start please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frosty I.P.A please TT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rioja please , I am nothing if not predictable

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A glass of real ale please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what my tipple is this evening, all I know I want to get very d*unk, so hit me bar keep!"

I'm actually having Jim Beam Devils Cut (a bit richer and stronger) and Pepsi Max. Fancy the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea please - tomorrow's going to be quite heavy and I don't want my organs to fail just yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barolo here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what my tipple is this evening, all I know I want to get very d*unk, so hit me bar keep!

I'm actually having Jim Beam Devils Cut (a bit richer and stronger) and Pepsi Max. Fancy the same? "

(I really should update my avatar for accuracy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not fair, young fit horny women won't let me fuck them whenever I want and I haven't won the lottery rollover and it's raining again and.......

What?! What do you mean wrong sort of whine? Oh.....sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what my tipple is this evening, all I know I want to get very d*unk, so hit me bar keep!

I'm actually having Jim Beam Devils Cut (a bit richer and stronger) and Pepsi Max. Fancy the same? "

Will it get me d*unk? If so yes please! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite partial to a Bishop's Finger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have whatever your having, pass me that bottle....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever your having, pass me that bottle....

No glass? Well classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what my tipple is this evening, all I know I want to get very d*unk, so hit me bar keep!

I'm actually having Jim Beam Devils Cut (a bit richer and stronger) and Pepsi Max. Fancy the same?

Will it get me d*unk? If so yes please! X"

I can get you d*unk. Drink this one, the next is already being poured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's wine....I'm quite partial to a faustino no.1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine PLEASE

preferably white zinfandel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raspberry Absolut on the rocks. Firstly drink sinking nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of red please. A Merlot if you have some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's wine....I'm quite partial to a faustino no.1"

I like the label of that wine! Large glass coming your way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a freshly made bong of crystal meth, with a line of for dessert, watching my weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's wine....I'm quite partial to a faustino no.1

I like the label of that wine! Large glass coming your way! "

Just noticed your profile pic...this is genius

Also I like how you choose your wine good sir....not of this swill, gargle and spit rubbish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever your having, pass me that bottle....

No glass? Well classy

Who needs glasses....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever your having, pass me that bottle....

No glass? Well classy

Who needs glasses....

Well how about you just kneel down and have a drink from the bottle just there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's wine....I'm quite partial to a faustino no.1

I like the label of that wine! Large glass coming your way!

Just noticed your profile pic...this is genius

Also I like how you choose your wine good sir....not of this swill, gargle and spit rubbish lol"

No point skimping on the grape juice. Would you prefer a Dino Sangiovese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what my tipple is this evening, all I know I want to get very d*unk, so hit me bar keep!

I'm actually having Jim Beam Devils Cut (a bit richer and stronger) and Pepsi Max. Fancy the same?

Will it get me d*unk? If so yes please! X

I can get you d*unk. Drink this one, the next is already being poured. "

Another please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a large one please!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I'd love a large cock....tail

Piña colada would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bottle is unopened as yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a nice chilled Sauvignon Blanc Please to go with my salmon and rainbow chard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babysitting

no wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cava! Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

Bloody hell is this a bar or a pick up joint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

Bloody hell is this a bar or a pick up joint

Both hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of JP ice rose thanks X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of JP ice rose thanks X "

I need to grab my sunglasses before I grab a bottle that pink... 2 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

You seem to be ignoring the two drained glasses next to you Miss Innocent. But here's another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

Bloody hell is this a bar or a pick up joint

Both hopefully

I hope the flirting is faster than the service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of JP ice rose thanks X

I need to grab my sunglasses before I grab a bottle that pink... 2 mins "

Please hurry, I rather thirsty tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

You seem to be ignoring the two drained glasses next to you Miss Innocent. But here's another

Oh thank you, kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

Bloody hell is this a bar or a pick up joint

Both hopefully

I hope the flirting is faster than the service

Cherry fog old fashioned, sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God a girl could die of thirst in here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of JP ice rose thanks X

I need to grab my sunglasses before I grab a bottle that pink... 2 mins

Please hurry, I rather thirsty tonight "

Bottle and straw. Or would you like a glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frustrated lady here. Vodka needs upgrading to Tequila.

Hit me with a shot, salt and lemon please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God a girl could die of thirst in here!"

I didn't think you were asking for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Noooooooooooooo

People

please dont do this to me ... I have to work a night shift...... please all think of me when your raising your glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Frustrated lady here. Vodka needs upgrading to Tequila.

Hit me with a shot, salt and lemon please x"

Can I interest you in a Mecca instead? It's like what tequila should taste like

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm on the rose and hubby's on the cava

Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God a girl could die of thirst in here!"

Shall we move onto somewhere else, he's still not got mine yet either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Frustrated lady here. Vodka needs upgrading to Tequila.

Hit me with a shot, salt and lemon please x

Can I interest you in a Mecca instead? It's like what tequila should taste like

Mezcal. My autocorrect has no taste in alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frustrated lady here. Vodka needs upgrading to Tequila.

Hit me with a shot, salt and lemon please x

Can I interest you in a Mecca instead? It's like what tequila should taste like

Ooh please

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!"

What you dying of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of JP ice rose thanks X

I need to grab my sunglasses before I grab a bottle that pink... 2 mins

Please hurry, I rather thirsty tonight

Bottle and straw. Or would you like a glass? "

Glass please....I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God a girl could die of thirst in here!

Shall we move onto somewhere else, he's still not got mine yet either

I'm on the ball now!

zinfandel. Large. Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frustrated lady here. Vodka needs upgrading to Tequila.

Hit me with a shot, salt and lemon please x

Can I interest you in a Mecca instead? It's like what tequila should taste like

Mezcal. My autocorrect has no taste in alcohol. "

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass please....I'm a lady

One 75cl glass coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Frustrated lady here. Vodka needs upgrading to Tequila.

Hit me with a shot, salt and lemon please x

Can I interest you in a Mecca instead? It's like what tequila should taste like

Mezcal. My autocorrect has no taste in alcohol.

Oh go on then"

No salt, double measure, squeeze of lime.

The Fourth one always tastes better than the first three, so get it down your neck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooo

People

please dont do this to me ... I have to work a night shift...... please all think of me when your raising your glasses"

Cock pics instead of cocktails available from certain bar members for non drinkers.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!"

Pmsl....obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a nice big glass of sancerre. Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a nice big glass of sancerre. Mmmmm"

Cold or ice cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frustrated lady here. Vodka needs upgrading to Tequila.

Hit me with a shot, salt and lemon please x

Can I interest you in a Mecca instead? It's like what tequila should taste like

Mezcal. My autocorrect has no taste in alcohol.

Oh go on then

No salt, double measure, squeeze of lime.

The Fourth one always tastes better than the first three, so get it down your neck! "

Best bar ever. Just don't let me sing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Absinthe please no shots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk! "

Special drink has been prepared... The flaming zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever your having, pass me that bottle....

No glass? Well classy

Who needs glasses....

Well how about you just kneel down and have a drink from the bottle just there?

Sounds good to me, make it a large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absinthe please no shots."

Caramelised sugar?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk! "

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been waiting an hour for my ale

I never got my profile rated either (see other thread)

#totally and utterly ignored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR "

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been waiting an hour for my ale

I never got my profile rated either (see other thread)

#totally and utterly ignored

I'll do it for you here, too much of a walk to go over there, your profile is a giggle to read, you know what you want, you have an amazing arse and arm and yeah, I would based on that profile. Happy now?! Oh and here's your ale!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been waiting an hour for my ale

I never got my profile rated either (see other thread)

#totally and utterly ignored

Just tapped a fresh keg of Orkney Red Macgreggor sir. On the house for your wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

Bloody hell is this a bar or a pick up joint

Both hopefully

I hope the flirting is faster than the service

Cherry fog old fashioned, sir?

Is that a cocktail or a new craft ale I'm yet to sample barkeep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own! "

zinfandel rose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Service is rubbish here...i'm Off down the road...they have strippers there so i hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose? "

Oi!!! Where's mine!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barkeep! Pint 'o Grog if you don't mind and have one for yourself.

I'm celebrating not babysitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Service is rubbish here...i'm Off down the road...they have strippers there so i hear

Now that sounds like a plan!! Do they do lap dances?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

Bloody hell is this a bar or a pick up joint

Both hopefully

I hope the flirting is faster than the service

Cherry fog old fashioned, sir?

Is that a cocktail or a new craft ale I'm yet to sample barkeep?"

It's a fucking awesome cocktail. Reserved for those of deserving and discerning taste.

Woodford Reserve bourbon, Cherry Marnier liqueur, Angustura and a twist of orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a nice big glass of sancerre. Mmmmm

Cold or ice cold? "

Not icey cold, want to taste the flavours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of vodka for me pleasee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barkeep! Pint 'o Grog if you don't mind and have one for yourself.

I'm celebrating not babysitting

Celebration doesn't deserve grog. You want something special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of vodka for me pleasee

My kinda couple!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a nice big glass of sancerre. Mmmmm

Cold or ice cold?

Not icey cold, want to taste the flavours x"

Large one coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Service is rubbish here...i'm Off down the road...they have strippers there so i hear

Now that sounds like a plan!! Do they do lap dances?"

If there's flesh as well as booze down on the other thread I'm coming too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of vodka for me pleasee

Bison grass or paint stripper?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll keep it simple and have a nice cold glass of prosecco. Just one mind, I'm a bit of a lightweight when bubbles are concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need a hand satisfying your punters TT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Service is rubbish here...i'm Off down the road...they have strippers there so i hear

Now that sounds like a plan!! Do they do lap dances?

If there's flesh as well as booze down on the other thread I'm coming too

You better do that; your a shit barman!! I've been waiting ages!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've been waiting an hour for my ale

I never got my profile rated either (see other thread)

#totally and utterly ignored

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi!Barman!

Where's me bloody drink?

Hopefully he's finding a photo for me to perve at!

Bloody hell is this a bar or a pick up joint

Both hopefully

I hope the flirting is faster than the service

Cherry fog old fashioned, sir?

Is that a cocktail or a new craft ale I'm yet to sample barkeep?

It's a fucking awesome cocktail. Reserved for those of deserving and discerning taste.

Woodford Reserve bourbon, Cherry Marnier liqueur, Angustura and a twist of orange. "

Excellent - I'll have it by the log fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose?

Oi!!! Where's mine!!!!!"

Miss, you've just necked a 7-shot zombie while you were chatting... Would you care for another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God a girl could die of thirst in here!

I didn't think you were asking for a drink

Really? Ha- depends whats on the menu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a nice big glass of sancerre. Mmmmm

Cold or ice cold?

Not icey cold, want to taste the flavours x

Large one coming up

Now there's an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiet night for me tonight, Big night out with the lads tomorrow, But I wouldn't say no to a couple of vodkas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been waiting an hour for my ale

I never got my profile rated either (see other thread)

#totally and utterly ignored

Thank you!

Your welcome and thanks for the arm avatar change (I'm gonna pretend that's for me l)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose?

Oi!!! Where's mine!!!!!

Miss, you've just necked a 7-shot zombie while you were chatting... Would you care for another?"

Bring it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cherry fog old fashioned, sir?

Is that a cocktail or a new craft ale I'm yet to sample barkeep?

It's a fucking awesome cocktail. Reserved for those of deserving and discerning taste.

Woodford Reserve bourbon, Cherry Marnier liqueur, Angustura and a twist of orange.

Excellent - I'll have it by the log fire!

Something told me that we may have similar taste in drinks... And these go down very well.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose? "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose?

Oi!!! Where's mine!!!!!

Miss, you've just necked a 7-shot zombie while you were chatting... Would you care for another?

Bring it!"

Actually, I make a fucking amazing Long Island Ice Tea... Have a couple of these

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

Melon baller please

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By *llebWoman
over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

Morgan's spiced and diet ginger beer..amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose?

Oi!!! Where's mine!!!!!

Miss, you've just necked a 7-shot zombie while you were chatting... Would you care for another?

Bring it!

Actually, I make a fucking amazing Long Island Ice Tea... Have a couple of these

Jesus, you are seriously gonna get me shitfaced soon

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Are you a naked waiter??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"zinfandel rose?

Thanks

... Actually try the pink poppy

Il Papavero Rosato

I think you'll like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose?

Oi!!! Where's mine!!!!!

Miss, you've just necked a 7-shot zombie while you were chatting... Would you care for another?

Bring it!

Actually, I make a fucking amazing Long Island Ice Tea... Have a couple of these

Jesus, you are seriously gonna get me shitfaced soon"

Long Island ice tea is THE fucked-up in an hour drink.

I make mine with vodka, gin, tequila, spiced rum, cointreau and a splash of . 90% alcohol and it goes down like water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying over here!!! This whole d*unk thing isn't working !!

What you dying of?

Thirst!!!

Pmsl....obviously

I've been waiting for my second one for ages! He promised to get me d*unk!

You can't get the staff.

WAITEEEEERRRR

'scuse me, thought you'd brought your own!

zinfandel rose?

Oi!!! Where's mine!!!!!

Miss, you've just necked a 7-shot zombie while you were chatting... Would you care for another?

Bring it!

Actually, I make a fucking amazing Long Island Ice Tea... Have a couple of these

Jesus, you are seriously gonna get me shitfaced soon

Long Island ice tea is THE fucked-up in an hour drink.

I make mine with vodka, gin, tequila, spiced rum, cointreau and a splash of . 90% alcohol and it goes down like water

Whose here that will prop me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a naked waiter??

Erm... It depends whether Classy Laydee finishes this bottle

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've been waiting an hour for my ale

I never got my profile rated either (see other thread)

#totally and utterly ignored

Thank you!

Your welcome and thanks for the arm avatar change (I'm gonna pretend that's for me l)

It was. It's also me waving to that barman for another beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large glass of rose please?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Are you a naked waiter??

Erm... It depends whether Classy Laydee finishes this bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been waiting an hour for my ale

I never got my profile rated either (see other thread)

#totally and utterly ignored

Thank you!

Your welcome and thanks for the arm avatar change (I'm gonna pretend that's for me l)

It was. It's also me waving to that barman for another beer."

Moving on to spirits? Or more beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a naked waiter??

Erm... It depends whether Classy Laydee finishes this bottle

"
(further up the thread!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure whether to have a few ciders or leave it for tonight...

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

As I'm 2hours ahead of UK, now on the liqueurs..brandy please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a large glass of rose please? "

Viña Nava Rosado coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As I'm 2hours ahead of UK, now on the liqueurs..brandy please x"

Baron Otard VSOP... with ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x"

Squeeze of lime?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure whether to have a few ciders or leave it for tonight..."

Wyld Wood. From the cask. Or something fizzy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x

Squeeze of lime?"

Oh go then.... Just a squeeze though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x"

Vanilla vodka and cranberry juice is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wyld Wood sounds good but in the absence of that at the local shop, I may nip round and pick up some Scrumpies

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Absinthe please no shots.

Caramelised sugar? "

Why thank you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x

Squeeze of lime?"

No, she said vodka and cranberry juice.

And another ale. Please.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x

Vanilla vodka and cranberry juice is lovely

In a straight glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need a coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First drinks are on me, what is everyone having?

Diet vimto please

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"As I'm 2hours ahead of UK, now on the liqueurs..brandy please x

Baron Otard VSOP... with ice? "

XO Gold? No ice thank you my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x

Squeeze of lime?

No, she said vodka and cranberry juice.

And another ale. Please.

Demanding and discerning

Done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First drinks are on me, what is everyone having?

Diet vimto please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As I'm 2hours ahead of UK, now on the liqueurs..brandy please x

Baron Otard VSOP... with ice?

XO Gold? No ice thank you my lovely xx

In a nice balloon glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God a girl could die of thirst in here!

Shall we move onto somewhere else, he's still not got mine yet either

I'm on the ball now!

zinfandel. Large. Done

Thank-you, need another now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I need a coffee!!"

Sorry, you need the morning thread for that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need a coffee!!

Sorry, you need the morning thread for that...

I'll have another one of your iced teas I'm gonna sip this one like a laydee for once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x

Vanilla vodka and cranberry juice is lovely

Thankyou .... I will most certainly try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God a girl could die of thirst in here!

Shall we move onto somewhere else, he's still not got mine yet either

I'm on the ball now!

zinfandel. Large. Done

Thank-you, need another now

If you like that, try this :

Hacienda de Lluna Moscatel Rosado. It's like the Mediterranean in a glass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I need a minion... My drink is getting warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a naked waiter??

Erm... It depends whether Classy Laydee finishes this bottle

(further up the thread!) "

Can't talk I have my mouthfull!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need a minion... My drink is getting warm

Clearly you need one of those hats with the straws

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a naked waiter??

Erm... It depends whether Classy Laydee finishes this bottle

(further up the thread!)

Can't talk I have my mouthfull!"

I think I'll leave my drink and stay here a little longer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's wine....I'm quite partial to a faustino no.1

I like the label of that wine! Large glass coming your way!

Just noticed your profile pic...this is genius

Also I like how you choose your wine good sir....not of this swill, gargle and spit rubbish lol

No point skimping on the grape juice. Would you prefer a Dino Sangiovese? "

Ha are you trying to get me d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right... Free bar. Once Classy has finished here, I'm coming round to your side and joining you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you prefer a Dino Sangiovese?

Ha are you trying to get me d*unk?

... Oooooh not on red wine. I wouldn't wish that headache on anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barkeep! Pint 'o Grog if you don't mind and have one for yourself.

I'm celebrating not babysitting

Celebration doesn't deserve grog. You want something special

Ok a Bellini please,with a cherry on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a Vodka & Cranberry juice please x

Vanilla vodka and cranberry juice is lovely

Thankyou .... I will most certainly try

Best have one of each so you can compare. I'd still have the squeeze of lime myself though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough"

How's the naked ladies?

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Vodka and and a sambukka chaser Pls x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough"

If our naked waiter doesn't want to serve you...I'll get you what ever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you prefer a Dino Sangiovese?

Ha are you trying to get me d*unk?

... Oooooh not on red wine. I wouldn't wish that headache on anyone. "

In that case I'll take a belvedere and pineapple....let's get this wagon rolling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

How's the naked ladies?"

Ladies?.....it's men! What sort of red blooded straight woman do you take me for??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough"

Tell you what Scarlet, because you've been neglected, how about I grab a couple of bottles, shift those two off the settee, we get comfy and we tell each other shite while we try and work out the colour of each others underwear just with our fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

How's the naked ladies?

Ladies?.....it's men! What sort of red blooded straight woman do you take me for??

It's the barmans fault!! Too many shots!! (In actual fact I'm just a twat with a phone!)

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'll have a Bacardi and please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

And if that offer is accepted, bar closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you prefer a Dino Sangiovese?

Ha are you trying to get me d*unk?

... Oooooh not on red wine. I wouldn't wish that headache on anyone.

In that case I'll take a belvedere and pineapple....let's get this wagon rolling lol "

Bang. Done. With a straw and a sparkler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Bacardi and please xx"

Treble? Obviously, here you go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

And if that offer is accepted, bar closed

Op's offer knocked mine out the water....I'll just drink up and leave quietly

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Can I just have a sparkling water with a bit of ice & wedge of lime please? Off my face on painkillers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and and a sambukka chaser Pls x"

One for each hand. Classic manoeuvre. I approve!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just have a sparkling water with a bit of ice & wedge of lime please? Off my face on painkillers

San peligrano, on ice, no problem.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Can I just have a sparkling water with a bit of ice & wedge of lime please? Off my face on painkillers

San peligrano, on ice, no problem. "

Oh thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

And if that offer is accepted, bar closed

Woo hoo....laters all

Although i have to warn you service was pretty blimmin' excellent in the other bar...and i may have had a little tipple too many

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can I just ask to hold the wine bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

And if that offer is accepted, bar closed

Woo hoo....laters all

Although i have to warn you service was pretty blimmin' excellent in the other bar...and i may have had a little tipple too many

Best sit down on the dark corner then...

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Stiff baccardi and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just ask to hold the wine bottle?

You have tiny hands... Best grasp it firmly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stiff baccardi and please"

Long stiff one, just for you!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I just ask to hold the wine bottle?

You have tiny hands... Best grasp it firmly! "

I've got a firm but yet gentle grip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ding Ding... Last orders please...

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Could I please have a large glass of Rosè with frozen grapes as ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd check back and see if i can get any bloody service yet? I'm obviously not flirty enough

How's the naked ladies?

Ladies?.....it's men! What sort of red blooded straight woman do you take me for??

Sounds good to me...I'm off,I might even get my Bellini

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds good to me...I'm off,I might even get my Bellini "

Bugger. Bar just reopened for you. And served with a slice of peach. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.....there is a danger i might fall asleep waiting.....

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