FabSwingers.com forum: Genuine

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I'm genuine or not

How do I find out if I am?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pinch your bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna say pinch your nipples

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Pinch your bottom.

You can't verify your own genuinosity (that is a word my mum said so). You need to get a third party to pinch it and report back preferably with photo evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a certificate of authenticity? If not I'd say you're a definite fake

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm not sure if I'm genuine or not

How do I find out if I am?

Arrange a meet with yourself and see if you turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you genuinely want to fuck someone? I think it means that.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

faaaaaaaake!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

On Antiques Road show they check the bottom for a makers mark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I'm genuine or not

How do I find out if I am?

Arrange a meet with yourself and see if you turn up

This is a great idea

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

You exist in cyber fab space so are genuinely real in the fourth dimension unless we get a high energy solar flare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Antiques Road show they check the bottom for a makers mark

Oh that partially explains the mystery bruise on my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Antiques Road show they check the bottom for a makers mark

Oh that partially explains the mystery bruise on my arse. "

This will require appraisal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut yourself in half, you'll have the word "genuine" through you like a stick of rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you have a rubber stamp somewhere ...do you need me to come and have a look? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they look genuine to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they look genuine to me

What do?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"they look genuine to me

What do?

I think he means your boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they look genuine to me

What do?

I think he means your boobs "

They're the only genuine things about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on a thumb tack if you go ouch ! Your genuine

If you go mmmm more thumb tacks your kinky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit on a thumb tack if you go ouch ! Your genuine

If you go mmmm more thumb tacks your kinky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check ya ass for a kite mark

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Check ya ass for a kite mark

Or a made in Hong Kong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Antiques Road show they check the bottom for a makers mark

Oh that partially explains the mystery bruise on my arse.

This will require appraisal.

It's been appraised. It's definitely a fab bruise.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm not sure if I'm genuine or not

How do I find out if I am?

Put on your profile 'I'm genuinely genuine looking for other genuinely genuine people' and then you will be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check ya ass for a kite mark

Or a made in Hong Kong

My dad was born in Hong Kong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check ya ass for a kite mark

Or a made in Hong Kong

My dad was born in Hong Kong

There's your answer then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I'm genuine or not

How do I find out if I am?

Put on your profile 'I'm genuinely genuine looking for other genuinely genuine people' and then you will be. "

I did actually read a profile that had the word genuine in it 5 times.

I was tempted to message them asking if they were genuine

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Check ya ass for a kite mark

Or a made in Hong Kong

My dad was born in Hong Kong

Well there you go then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A genuine what miss? Overlord of the fab lands and purveyor of cock? Yes probably

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I was gonna say pinch your nipples"

Let me pinch your nipples then I could write you a certification of Genuine-us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger I just checked the label in my jumper , apparently I am called George

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Antiques Road show they check the bottom for a makers mark

Oh that partially explains the mystery bruise on my arse.

This will require appraisal.

It's been appraised. It's definitely a fab bruise. "

Are you sure the appraiser was genuine? I wouldn't mind having a look to confirm authenticity!

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