FabSwingers.com forum: Well it's here......I'm 40.....haha

By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes another shamelessly shameless "look at me thread" haha...........who cares, I'm 40 today hehe.......and "it's my party and I'll fab if I want to, fab if i want to...lalala" (so who's singing now?. that tune will be with you all day now).

Anyone who says "you look more like 50" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice xxx

Anyone who says "you look 30" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice (just to say "thank you" xxx ).

So for all these years I thought FFM meant 'fit forty year old man', who knew eh? haha

So what happens to me now at 40. Well apparently I can use the priority seating on buses and trains and I can say "pardon, say again" much more often in conversation.

Looking forward to my birthday present........five councilling sessions with a therapist.

At least my hot sexy girl is in her early thirties.

So come on my fabulous fabbing fabbers, say hello, but speak up so I can hear you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday!

Didn't get a cake, couldn't afford one after all the candles. Should have got the cake first really. Still, here are your candles, enjoy, there's enough for years there.

By the way, Jesus called..something about a fiver you borrowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippo birdy two ewes.

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy birthday!

Didn't get a cake, couldn't afford one after all the candles. Should have got the cake first really. Still, here are your candles, enjoy, there's enough for years there.

By the way, Jesus called..something about a fiver you borrowed?

Haha.....love it thx pal.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Happy birthday. .....you don't look a day over 90

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mrs Mac & KMG, thank you x

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy birthday. .....you don't look a day over 90

Haha, I see you have chosen option 1

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Welcome to the 40s bracket.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday! All the best looking people are born in November...(it's my birthday next week

) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday to you xxx guess what it's my birthday too but I'm just a bit older then you erm 52 shhhhh don't tell anyone

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Happy birthday. .....you don't look a day over 90

Haha, I see you have chosen option 1

90 is nowhere near 50 lol

Hard paper round???

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy birthday to you xxx guess what it's my birthday too but I'm just a bit older then you erm 52 shhhhh don't tell anyone

Oh wow.....happy bday to you x

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Happy birthday to you xxx guess what it's my birthday too but I'm just a bit older then you erm 52 shhhhh don't tell anyone

Oh wow.....happy bday to you x"

shhhhhhhh

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy birthday. .....you don't look a day over 90

Haha, I see you have chosen option 1

90 is nowhere near 50 lol

Hard paper round???

Haha cheeky.......love that. Didn't think of anyone going more than 50 ha, so 90 puts you in a real pickle hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes another shamelessly shameless "look at me thread" haha...........who cares, I'm 40 today hehe.......and "it's my party and I'll fab if I want to, fab if i want to...lalala" (so who's singing now?. that tune will be with you all day now).

Anyone who says "you look more like 50" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice xxx

Anyone who says "you look 30" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice (just to say "thank you" xxx ).

So for all these years I thought FFM meant 'fit forty year old man', who knew eh? haha

So what happens to me now at 40. Well apparently I can use the priority seating on buses and trains and I can say "pardon, say again" much more often in conversation.

Looking forward to my birthday present........five councilling sessions with a therapist.

At least my hot sexy girl is in her early thirties.

So come on my fabulous fabbing fabbers, say hello, but speak up so I can hear you.

Cx"
,must say you look good in your lasses knickers for a 40 year old on yer avatar

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Toshn, I lost my pride years ago......it's the deep squatting that does it and sponsored by Nair too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn, I lost my pride years ago......it's the deep squatting that does it and sponsored by Nair too x"
it's,working mate I'd do yer

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Toshn, I lost my pride years ago......it's the deep squatting that does it and sponsored by Nair too x it's,working mate I'd do yer

Sold to the highest bidder

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Toshn, I lost my pride years ago......it's the deep squatting that does it and sponsored by Nair too x it's,working mate I'd do yer

Ha my first offer as a 40yr old.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say life begins at 40! Obviously you have been misinformed!! Have a fabtastic day and I assume birthday weekend!! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (I think there is 40 there, it's a lot to count!)

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Happy 40th birthday!!! All the best people were born in 75/76

Hope it's not too hot for you in the desert & your colleagues help you celebrate as best you can x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday, welcome to the 40's club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

Welcome to the over 40's club old enough to know you shouldn't but still young enough not to care and do it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday!!

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Happy 40th birthday!!! All the best people were born in 75/76

Hope it's not too hot for you in the desert & your colleagues help you celebrate as best you can x"

Thank you JG, it's cooling off nicely here thanks......my only bonus is I have a day off......other than that, not much.....1 more week here hahaha

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thank you for the kind words guys

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Happy 40th birthday!!! All the best people were born in 75/76

Hope it's not too hot for you in the desert & your colleagues help you celebrate as best you can x

Thank you JG, it's cooling off nicely here thanks......my only bonus is I have a day off......other than that, not much.....1 more week here hahaha

Xx"

At least it's only a week!! Is it just R&R or end of tour?

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

Pardon? Say again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says "you look more like 50" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice xxx

Anyone who says "you look 30" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice (just to say "thank you" xxx ).

So for all these years I thought FFM meant 'fit forty year old man', who knew eh? haha

So what happens to me now at 40. Well apparently I can use the priority seating on buses and trains and I can say "pardon, say again" much more often in conversation.

Looking forward to my birthday present........five councilling sessions with a therapist.

At least my hot sexy girl is in her early thirties.

So come on my fabulous fabbing fabbers, say hello, but speak up so I can hear you.

Cx"

Happy birthday. You're looking good at 40 haha. Hope you have an awesome day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday, have a great day!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The 40's are great

Happy Birthday. Make sure you milk it all weekend x

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy 40th Birthday! Great body for it Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says "you look more like 50" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice xxx

Anyone who says "you look 30" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice (just to say "thank you" xxx ).

So for all these years I thought FFM meant 'fit forty year old man', who knew eh? haha

So what happens to me now at 40. Well apparently I can use the priority seating on buses and trains and I can say "pardon, say again" much more often in conversation.

Looking forward to my birthday present........five councilling sessions with a therapist.

At least my hot sexy girl is in her early thirties.

So come on my fabulous fabbing fabbers, say hello, but speak up so I can hear you.

Cx"

Its my birthday today too!!! Happy birthday you and me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy happy birthday!!!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy 40th xxx i wore a huge badge on my 40th - be proud and look forward to the 50s -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday to waffle too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says "you look more like 50" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice xxx

Anyone who says "you look 30" will be found and spanked with extreme prejudice (just to say "thank you" xxx ).

So for all these years I thought FFM meant 'fit forty year old man', who knew eh? haha

So what happens to me now at 40. Well apparently I can use the priority seating on buses and trains and I can say "pardon, say again" much more often in conversation.

Looking forward to my birthday present........five councilling sessions with a therapist.

At least my hot sexy girl is in her early thirties.

So come on my fabulous fabbing fabbers, say hello, but speak up so I can hear you.

Cx"
Happy birthday wish I was 40 again!!!

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By *eekay OP Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thank you....huge smile on my face considering ha.

Some lovely comments thank you.....only a couple of spanks need dishing out ?

Yes, happy bday to you too Waffle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great day and continue to celebrate all weekend

Looking good for 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday I've already passed that milestone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday! It's fun being 40.. I know

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Happy birthday

if you can't be shameless on your birthday when can you!?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

happy birthday x

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

Welcome to the naughty forty club xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy 40th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy birthday to waffle too x"

Thank you xx

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