FabSwingers.com forum: Car stickers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw the best car sticker today

The only women that will go down in history are the dirty ones.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"No hand signals, driver wanking"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I knew a bloke once who had a Porshe, he had a sticker in it saying "my other cars a Porshe"

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

'If you think this car is dirty then you should spend a night with the driver'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If you think this car is dirty then you should spend a night with the driver'

I like that one

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"What the Hell" it goes!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Don't come a Knockin,

if the vans a Rockin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have seen drawn into the dirt on white vans

" I wish my wife was this dirty"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Keep the Lipstick, off your Dipstick!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If the Girl asks for passion,

Give it to her, Doggy fashion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine says "Grumpy Old Bastard On Board"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be slow but I'm in front of you.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I may be slow but I'm in front of you."

Fine. Now bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may be slow but I'm in front of you.

Fine. Now bend over."

Pull up to my bumper baby.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I may be slow but I'm in front of you.

Fine. Now bend over.

Pull up to my bumper baby.

Little Red Corvette...?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Don't Steal"

The government Hate's competition!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

0 to 60, eventually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making a baby on board

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

On the back of our car.

If you can read this sticker i have lost my caravan.

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By *eppersCouple
over a year ago

telford

My son got stopped in wales for his sticker as the copper deemed it offensive !!!

It was on his nova bumper so a typical tarted up car, wide wheels lowered suspension big bore exhaust, and it read

"fat CHICKS MAKE MY EXHAUST SCRAPE"

The officer made him remove it at the road side which i thought was unfair so i went to sign writer who does signs for our vehicles and got a new one made which read

"Phat chicks make my exhaust scrape" now see the bugger find that offensive.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I Survived The Srappage Scheme

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Windsurfers do it, Standing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit that car stickers are my pet hate, I really dislike them. The worst offenders are the "..... on board" ones. Baby on board, child on board, even pregnant mother on board, well I can understand it, but its the ones like, show dogs on board, show cats on board. Is that sticker gonna stop me if I lose control over the car, no it isnt, what im supposed to plough into the old lady on the pavement rather than injure some bloody poodle.

I also hate the Ive been to Alton Towers or similar, and I cant even mention the "my other cars a ferrari"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did have one when I was married with beware mother in law in car

and she brought it for me too lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"I have to admit that car stickers are my pet hate, I really dislike them. The worst offenders are the "..... on board" ones. Baby on board, child on board, even pregnant mother on board, well I can understand it, but its the ones like, show dogs on board, show cats on board. Is that sticker gonna stop me if I lose control over the car, no it isnt, what im supposed to plough into the old lady on the pavement rather than injure some bloody poodle.

I also hate the Ive been to Alton Towers or similar, and I cant even mention the "my other cars a ferrari" "

Seen one recently, Proud expect'tant Mother on board, talk about milking it!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

.....Passion Wagon

Don't laugh, your daughter maybe inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also hate the Ive been to Alton Towers or similar, and I cant even mention the "my other cars a ferrari"

Seen one recently, Proud expect'tant Mother on board, talk about milking it!

no no that's another one altogether

"This baby sucks"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I also hate the Ive been to Alton Towers or similar, and I cant even mention the "my other cars a ferrari"

Seen one recently, Proud expect'tant Mother on board, talk about milking it!

no no that's another one altogether

"This baby sucks""

Lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

This car is insured by the Mafia!

You hit me............They Hit you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Field of Dreams - Marajuana car sticker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save a horse - Ride a Cowgirl

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

I am not a fan of car stickers with the exception of the one that read.....

'My other car sticker is amusing'.

That really made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dads taxi"

"Princess on board"

When I see these one's I have the urge to stick my foot down and smash into the back of the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to read car stickers, as I tend to run over the cars when I try to see the writing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I ever saw was on the back of a young lady's Nissan Micra. It said "Please back off. If I want you up my arse, I'll kiss you first." accompanied by a kiss print in red lipstick.

That one gave me a laugh

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't like car stickers, I'd never have one, some make me giggle but the ones I hate the most are the ones the garages put on. No... you can't have some free advertising. Grrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like car stickers, I'd never have one, some make me giggle but the ones I hate the most are the ones the garages put on. No... you can't have some free advertising. Grrrrrrr!

I always take those off and I change the tax disk holders too.

On my old car I had a sticker for the cat rescue where I had my pussy from.

I don't have any stickers on this car but will be having one which says that I offset my carbon emissions. I'm very conscious that I'm now driving a gas guzzler!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Get in, Sit down, Shut up,

and Hang on!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

....I'm hung like a horse

unbridled

PASSION

Available

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